Back at the hipster coffee shop
>>7336296
That looks sad
>>7336245
Is that Seattle?
>>7336385
Not Seattle
Looks cosy as fuck tbqh, what's the issue?
cum on something idk senpai
looks like they're going for aesthetics more than coffee.
>>7336532
what a mess
>>7336296
Cappuccino chocolate chip biscotti sounds pretty good
But from the rest of the offerings it's probably not :(
Looks like an average coffee shop.
Why is this supposed to be interesting again?
>>7336245
There are hipsters in OK? Don't the rednecks and injuns beat them up?
>>7336532
Jesus christ nuke it from orbit
Not a single patron looks like a hipster....
>giving your money to hippy hipster scum
I hope you crash your bike next time you pick up a coffee from there
dank
>>7336673
>implying I'm a namefag
>>7336425
Ay coño
>>7336368
>That giant bottle of Sriracha
>???
>>7336712
>not buying the biggest bottles of Sriracha you can find
>>7336732
Come on this can't be real
also who heckles people buying coffee
>>7336732
>you can enjoy your coffee at a construction site where you belong
Jesus fucking christ, what's with hipsters loathing the proletariat?
>>7336732
>uncouth blackguard
>>7336732
There have been problems with men sitting in the patio and commenting on the attractiveness of female patrons.
I have been one of these men. Alcohol was involved.
>>7336771
Damnit OP , its assumed your a fag but you're also one of those fags that causes rules to be made.
>>7336482
agreed, it looks cozy. and their apricot bars look cute. what's the problem OP?
>>7336781
He seems like a legit bro not a fag
>>7336739
Dude weed lmao.
damn whoremel I thought you are dead
how are you doing?
>>7336751
leftists don't know the people they hate is the working class
>>7336918
Didn't you drink 30 high life's in a day or was that some other tripfag?
>>7336931
Yeah that was me
>>7336936
Props to that acheivement
>>7336936
you still got that impressive collection of religious glasses?
>>7336961
>>7336961
Yes
Is this cafe a /ck/ meme? What's special about it?
>>7336975
Oh holy fuck it's you. Honestly I typically recognized you by those cups/glasses.
>>7336978
a /ck/ meme is going to the same boring establishment many times and repeatedly taking pictures and making a thread about it. The most popular one is the fat girl who goes to the $4 chinese buffet once a week and makes threads
>>7337390
They are candles
>>7337390
I find those candles at the grocery store they're cheap
>>7336245
That's NOT a hipster coffee shop. That looks perfectly normal. THIS is a hipster coffee shop -
>>7337728
>>7337735
Need I say more?
>>7337740
Yeah.....
>>7337735
Lol why
>>7336385
Oklahoma
I'm imagining all the cool people in town hanging out there, in their LA Gear sneakers and acid wash jeans, drinking the hip new cappuchinos that are taking West BabyJesusburg's jet set by storm
The especially individualistic members of this community, the ones who subscribe to the provicatively irreverent "grunge" subculture, might even order french press coffee, black of course. It's supposed to be muddy, this is how the french drink it. My aunt's impossibly cosmopolitan former roommate who wears marithe francois girbaud has an actual passport and she swears it's true.
>>7337735
Is that bike being used as decoration??
The fuck...
>>7338081
>Cappuchino
>Chino
kek
>>7336245
from what I have picked up from the pictures, this ain't your hipster coffee shop. (hipster is cultural boogeyman designed to sell materials btw)
Being from the midwest, this looks like your average county seat coffee house that is run by people who are more than likely hitting midlife crisis. The chalk board menus, the cluttered walls, and the many amounts of small tables make this place more reminiscent of a Cracker Barrel hybrid than anything.
I bet the employees are mostly high school students or recent graduates.
>>7338081
>My aunt's impossibly cosmopolitan former roommate who wears marithe francois girbaud
I kek'd so loud I scared the dog. Brilliant.
>>7338762
>hipster is cultural boogeyman designed to sell materials btw
wat
>this looks like your average county seat coffee house
while it is indeed a county seat OKC is also the hub of a metropolitan area with a diverse population of millions, not the sort of sleepy midwestern burg you meant to imply
>run by people who are more than likely hitting midlife crisis
the owners have been operating the Red Cup since they were young men in 1996
>The chalk board menus, the cluttered walls, and the many amounts of small tables
cozy as fuck bro
>Being from the midwest,
You're the kind of moron who gives the entire middle third of the country a bad name
>I bet the employees are mostly high school students or recent graduates.
all the employees are wannabe artists/musicians in their 20's and 30's.
My city has plenty of the currently en vogue coffee shops that resemble clinically sterile temples to caffeinated pretension that one finds in any mid size or larger city, pic related.
These places all have pretty good coffee but they also feel soulless and grim to me, all the charm of a dentist's office.
>>7339672
Where have you been Whoremel?
>>7339679
>>7339682
here's another coffee mausoleum in my city
>>7339680
I spent several weeks in the hospital than went to rehab. A decade + of extremely heavy drinking finally caught up with me.
>>7339690
>>7336245
Pretty much more expensive and less hangovery alternatives to bars, often frequented by spoiled teens
>>7339713
>more expensive
??
>>7339672
>they were young men in 1996
now they are hitting midlife crisis :^)
My favorite coffee shop (Iris Bookcafe), located in Cincinnati. Such a cozy place to get things done and the most beautiful courtyard garden in the alley behind the building. I could stay here for hours.The place constantly plays hardcore punk music in the background, and the staff have crazy hair.
>>7340263
the courtyard behind
>>7340265
>>7336732
Shit like this would never fly here in Eastern Europe. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
>>7336975
>I have that stove
total piece of shit
>>7341052
So in Eastern Europe you can be loudly rude to people when they buy coffee?
Cool, sign me up.
>I have been one of these men.
Then how did you get back inside? You're supposed to be permanently banned!
>>7336732
This is a coffeeshop for white people who have dreads and wake 'n' bake. Maybe it's hip for some random low-population shithole. I bet they have folk bands play there on Fridays. There is nothing remotely hipster about it.
I wish coffee killed more people.
Why is American coffee-hipsters' game so weak?
>>7342453
>they don't make coffee shops in alleyways next to dumpsters
>>7342456
>>7342463
>he drinks his coffee while not in an extreme state of discomfort
I wanted to meet someone at a coffee shop for a hot dicking.
>It was a hipster place.
> I ordered a $8 single cup of coffee. (median price)
>Tasted it without sugar or cream
>Tasted like how a gas station smells
>Frantically looked for sugar, cream, anything
>"Oh uh... We're uh... Sorry we don't uh... We don't believe coffee should have sugar in it."
>"We drink it like the indigenous Peruvians did"
>Me:
>Date arrives
>They both talk about business shit.
>leave
>>7342463
>Grounds of Alexandria
>no people
You work there?
>>7342483
>>They both talk about business shit.
Both what? Both your dates? Your date and your bull? Your date and the sack of shit who refused you some sugar? (I guess they both did, hah)
>>7336732
I was okay with that shop up till this point.
Especially the part about construction workers is hurtful.
>>7336245
why do some of these coffee shops have to put up such tacky art. hell they could have a sterile hospital cafeteria room with wifi that serves coffee and that business would still be working
>>7342489
nah just know how to google
Why do most of these places look like garbage? Like literal garbage? It looks like a failed re-purposing of old materials. Like if you're gonna build furniture out of construction pallets, clean them down, sand them down, use the good wood and put on a nice stain and finish, don't just lop that shit around the shop.
It legitimately looks like a half assed drywalling and flooring done for an empty dingy apartment by some spanish company, it looks the way my apartment did before my brother and his friend finished it up.
If I ever own a coffee shop I hope you anons tell me outright how much of a faggot I am for doing any of the above. Pray to /a/ that I don't end up like these though.
>>7344249
Because grungy is cool. Middle class lefties don't won't to feel like rich bourgeois so they ride their $500 fixies to hang out in a purposely run down place where a coffee ironically costs $20 and the kale sandwiches $40
