You fuckers ready to see my drunk ass cook some god damn sirloin fucking steak because in too much of a poorfag to buy a better cut?
dont fuck it up anon
Ready... i m far froma poorfag but I love sirloin, tastes like BEEF compared to filet mignon.
sirloin is the best steak tho
Always remember to get your broke ass some fine spirits. In this case some Cactus Motherfucking Cooler and E&J brandy.
>>7333846
never heard of either, but continue
>>7333846
As far as brandy goes that is cheap, but you really need to get some cheap malt liquor if your ass is truly broke. Then again if you were truly broke you'd have ground beef (or no meat at all)
>three limo captchas
>>7333846
Lol this dude must live in California
>>7333846
Keef moon would be proud m8
>>7333831
sirloin is not a bad cut anon
>>7333855
Ayyyyyy.
BUT BACK TO THIS MOFUCKIN STEAK.
THREW SOME TLC ON THAT BITCH. I MEAN SALT AND PEPPA.
>this pleb who thinks sirloin is a bad cut
Even really 'bad' cuts like flank can be turned into something great if you cook them right.
>>7333884
>Iodized salt
OH FUCK STOP THE PAIN
>>7333887
Never said bad m8 just not top tier.
Now cookin up some butterand shit because Alton told me this is how shit be.
>>7333884
>>7333895
>using preground anything
>that weak as fuck salt job
>using kosher salt on a steak
>preping your meat on a dinner plate
>using preminced garlic
This is already an absolute fail and is going to end one of two ways.
Either blue rare with a shit sear or 900 F internal temp with a charcoal exterior.
>>7333895
>46% vegetable oil spread
That shit's only half butter.
>>7333900
>>7333898
Workin with what I have boys.
NOW THROWIN THIS BABY ON THE GRILL.
can we please town down the reddit cadence
YOU TAKE THIS SHIT HERE AND SLAP IT ON THE PAN, THROW ON SOME DANE COOK, HERE IT SIZZLE LIKE FUCKN AWESOME BACON LLELELELEL
>>7333905
What you bought is shit.
>putting a steak on a charcoal grill with 6" flames
Alright, now I'm leaning towards 900 F interior.
>>7333908
reminds me of that cringey chili recipe/pic
OP do you ride a motorcycle
Alright boys settle down you can be ladies now because now im cooking for my veg. Gf.
>>7333905
COOK COOK COOK
>>7333930
Oh god those are terrible, you know you can easily make your own veggieburgers that are actually filled with tasty veggies?
>>7333933
>veggieburger
But it's not even a burger at this point.
Why not just eat vegetables then instead of doing so much extra work to make them look like a real burger so you can pretend you're a functioning member of society?
>>7333936
I mean, a burger is more form than substance. A burger doesn't have to be beef, it could be turkey, pork, or whatever it is that goes into a veggieburger.
Never had a veggieburger, but I imagine it'd be a lot like a falafel.
>>7333936
I agree, I eat massive salads with grilled chicken and all sorts of other shit when I want my veg.
But people are funny, and they like faux meat bullshit.
>>7333945
But it really isn't. When you buy a burger, you buy it because it's a portable ground meat sandwich not some eldrich abomination of digested vegetable product that looks like it could have come directly out of a goats asshole.
>>7333948
Love salads too, my favorite is caesar. Always a struggle when I go to restaurants to get an actual entree instead of a chicken caesar.
My girlie likes the burgs. I dont complain. She sucks my peepee so nbd. FINAL PRODUCT.
>>7333959
900 F interior, as predicted.
0/10, even outback steakhouse could give me a better freezer steak than that. You're demoted to flank steak until you pass high school culinary class.
>>7333959
Well done
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>>7333959
good job you trashed the steak
btw give my shirt back pls
Look forward to another drunk ass sirloin tomorrow night. Imma change it up.
>>7333967
Thanks. It's pretty damn good. Not bad for 5 dollar cut.
I was rooting for you in the beginning but after reading your cringe inducing dialogue I seriously hope you die of cancer.
Please don't reproduce with that ham planet girlfriend of yours.
>>7333983
It was p. Good senpai. Lets try again tomorrow homie.
