PAN
NICE AND HOT
>>7327423
*NOUN*
ON
*VERB*
*TIME*
*ZOOM IN CLOSE*
OFF
SERVE
DONE
its a good recipe though.
A TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>>7327427
this
SEASON NICELY
>>7327441
good advice this
OFF THE HEAT
Don't forget to say "Beautiful" at the end.
GIVE YOUR MEAT A GOOD OL RUB
CHORIZTHO
PAN ON
OLIVE OIL IN
i did this recipe for awhile, but I have now gone back to my old method, which is to bit of butter in a hot pan, let it melt, crack the egg on the melted butter, then just break the yolk and 1 light scramble while i stare out the window and sip coffee wondering what the hell ive done with my life.
>>7327496
>OLIVE OIL. IN.
ftfy
>>7327427
I'm sure this would be hilarious if I knew what a verb or a noun was.
>>7327475
SPAZZLE IT AROUND A BIT, ITS GOTTA ZAZZLE YOUR TONGAA with a bitta oliv oyoil
Purfect, it's mezing
ZEZT
KNOB OF BUTTAH
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>7328169
YE OLDE POKA POKA SHAKA SHAKA
>>7328169
>Annnnnd ur done~~
>That's right!
>You are the [word] of your [rhyming word]
>>7327860
fucking told. you sure made that joke again. well wow impressive man
>le creme fraiche in everything man
>>7328229
yay mudskippers
https://youtu.be/KurTiX4FDuQ
>>7327423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qyL_cYxV6QA
ADD CREME FRESH
GIVES IT A NICE SORT OF.. VELVETY TEXTURE
http://youtu.be/bwnrWzgUP2w
>>7328431
thanks for the laff anon
SHOW A LITTLE ........PASSION
FUCKIN DELICIOUS
>>7328431
>and then
>in the butt
>bang
>done
god that killed me
HEAT OFF
>>7328431
WEW
GIVE IT A LITTLE STIR
>>7328169
Fuck you I love Chef John.
>>7328361
fucking gold
>>7327475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYTbCh6w6bw
>>7328834
>Chilli Bongo
Oh for fuck sake...
>>7328604
Why? The faggot can't cook.
>>7328839
Yes he can.
huhLO
this is chef John from FOOD wishes daht cahm wiiiiiiiiith
>>7328604
Everyone loves Chef John.
>>7327430
>tablespoon of olive oil
>proceeds to pour about a half cup in the pan
>>7328834
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6wJnu7fPTQ
This one's better.
>>7328431
>http://youtu.be/bwnrWzgUP2w
Jesus
>>7328431
The Nigella one is even better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9I
>>7329074
Wait until you watch the Jamie Oliver one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiEjs7deHL4
1:40 murdered my sides.
>>7328169
hello this is chef john from food wishes dot com wiiiith <something>, that's right, I <something else>
>>7329074
>dem noises when she's pounding the rolling pin
every time
>>7327460
HEHEH YEEEBWAAHHHHH
GORGEOUS
Simple
Easy
Delicious
Stock pot
>>7327423
HOT PAN
OLIVE AWL
>>7328169
SORTA NICE CREAMY TEXTURE
BEAUTIFUL
WHAAAT WHIIINEE
ON THE HEAT
>>7331522
ADAM
>>7331577
Sorry
*AHDUM
>>7328169
Chef John is the man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUgI1IeOYdo
0:59 WHO DAT AT DE DOOR?!
>>7327860
Japan flew a couple planes into our boats so we created a team of people to figure out how to split atoms just so we could wipe two of their cities off of the map.
Have you ever heard of an Angry Whopper?
Do you not understand the fucking MEANING of FLAVORTOWN?
WE.DON'T.DO.SIMPLE.
Traditional recipes call for X
...but that's not how I do it
>>7327475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRLqLACXFC8
CLATHHIC
