It's time for a Wifey Material thread.
>>7327065
My lord that looks disgusting.
>>7327076
>>7327081
>>7327081
I feel like someone intentionally mixed Cheerios with cooked veggies resulting in something even more disgusting than OP's post.
>>7327065
>heated up beans on two pieces of toast
Pretty hobo tier but decent enough to eat
>cucumbers as a garnish/side not even uniformly cut
Fucking what? How would you even decide on adding cucumbers to those to beans and toast? Was that the only thing in the fridge? That's the only reason I think that's why theyre on there.
I would fry the beans up with some salt n pepper, two slices of toast with butter on it on the side, and a little bowl with nice cut cucumbers with a bit of ranch in there. Me doing something like that, you wouldn't think I was raised by my crackhead mom and alcoholic deadbeat dad living on foodstamps in a trailer
>>7327070
Wait... so could you actually do that? Say you have boneless chicken diced, and uncooked rice with the correct amount of liquids plus teriyaki sauce in a crock pot for 8 hours work? Who am I kidding haha
>>7327076
Moron.
>>7327127
How am I a moron?
>>7327125
>Say you have boneless chicken diced, and uncooked rice with the correct amount of liquids plus teriyaki sauce in a crock pot for 8 hours work?
I don't know about in a crock pot, but isn't that pretty much how you make jambalaya?
>>7327084
>Burnt black steak
>Scallop looks rubber-tier
>Not using pancetta in place of bacon
>No sauce on what looks to be boiled crab leg
>Muffin, why.docx
>"OMG guis, our men are lucky!"
At least they didn't screw up the corn too bad, to their credit.
>>7327125
>Me doing something like that, you wouldn't think I was raised by my crackhead mom and alcoholic deadbeat dad living on foodstamps in a trailer
I bet you'd use real bread too, like a rye sourdough. Plz be wife?
>>7327065
>those irregular cucumbers
>those canned beans
>that bread
i've had better meals in dayz
>>7327081
>oh, some pasta and veggies
>MFW i realise the "pasta" is actually cherios.
>>7327091
>plastic untensills
i don't know what, but that triggered me more than anything in this thread
>>7327070
>mfw my gf doesn't cook and she cooks better than these fags
>>7327091
>i can boil water!
hope she didn't put it all together
I shouldn't be complaining, but for fuck sakes these kinds of threads are getting recycled pretty fucking fast considering this is a slow board.
It's the same shit every time.
>>7327534
I've never seen little shrimp like that, wtf?
>>7327636
>I shouldn't be complaining
right? get out. go spend some time outside or something
>>7327623
neither does mine, that's why she doesn't cook at all.
i blame the feminist movement. teaching women they don't need to know how to cook because they're "stronk independent womyn"
which caused every good looking women to give up the kitchen.
>MFW gf tries to serve what looks like charcoal
>MFW pork chop and mackarel missing from fridge
>MFW can't tell which one it is.
>>7327642
It looks like canned shrimp. It's beyond vile.
>>7327642
Salad shrimp. Super tiny. Not meant at all to be used in the way she used then. Outside of the fact everything else being awful about that plate of "food" lol. It's used commonly in shrimp salad and seafood dips
>>7327192
I've only ever made jumbalaya in a large pan, but it takes less than an hour.
>>7327652
Oh Jesus, oh God, oh the humanity!
I think some of these might be facetious
>>7327125
any crackhead mom/ alcoholic dad stories my man?
>>7328262
he's a flyover who thinks that the feminazi conspiracy is why it's socially unacceptable to be blackout drunk on a weekday morning
>>7328262
It's more of an American problem, but if you're in the first world then it'll be coming your way soon. Thank God you're old enough to the point where it doesn't matter anymore
>>7328264
>how is that bad? yeah, not good, but definitely edible
It's one of my better ones, I have a small folder
>>7327065
Not a bad meal, just badly made.
>>7328276
I have to agree. The blue plate does look more appealing than the food.
>>7327534
I'd eat this
>>7328276
Ok so, the guy that posted that pic here. I've had it for months and I'm JUST noticing those are fucking nachos.
Holy shit.
>>7327091
I liked corn in my mac and cheese when i was young.
But served with boiled eggs? No greans either? Disgusting.
>>7328200
Looks like someone needs guidence
>>7328267
>it's socially unacceptable to be blackout drunk on a weekday morning
it is?
I agree with your assertion you
>>7328271
>first world country
the country I live in has a higher standard of living than the US of A (in my humble opinion)
>Thank God you're old enough to the point where it doesn't matter anymore
I was cooking for myself when I was 6 or 7, my parents let me use the kitchen (gas stove) when I was 8.
mom is a fantastic cook and taught me almost everything from a young age. she's definitely emancipated and the opposite of your traditional woman, probs works harder than my dad. don't know if she calls herself a feminist, not like it matters.
i'm sorry but the feminism conspiracy is a lie
>>7328300
same
lmao
>>7328200
This really isn't anywhere near as bad as the others. Certainly not something for her to boast about, but at least edible.
>>7327199
The biggest cringe in this thread right here.
>>7327081
Grounds for divorce.
>>7328345
>this entire post
Threads like these make me understand why my boyfriend was so hesitant to let me cook for him.
> his ex-girlfriend never touched food unless it was "no no no u silly boy u don't know how to cook alfredo :^) let me" canned sauce and mushy noodles with fruit in it for some reason
>literally had to invite him to family dinner and not tell him who cooked the meal to get him to try my cooking.
>>7327065
Whats with the random xlr cables
>>7327664
I don't get women who don't cook. I don't get men who don't cook either.
Like, why not atleast learn the basics? I learned to cook when I was like 13, and I'd feel completely handicapped not knowing how to cook
Women who use feminism to not cook are just lazy
>>7328480
It took me a while to realize that was a pretzel.
>>7328500
>I don't get women who don't cook. I don't get men who don't cook either.
Some people genuinely don't have the time or the inclination. Most people are just lazy because buying premade shit is cheap and ordering in is easy.
>>7328543
these aren't even bad, somebody just sucks at taking pictures so they look all depressing
>>7328569
what's so wromg with this? I mean, that brocolli could be chopped to smaller bits, but it looks ok
>>7327617
>>7327090
It's common to use cornflakes to give casseroles a crunchy topping.
My guess is someone went "Oh, we're out of cornflakes! Some Honey-Nut Scooters will do!"
>>7328569
I think you misunderstood the purpose of this thread...
>>7328581
this def looks like a decent meal, assuming the seasoning is done right
>>7328601
White rice, frozen (?) chicken strips and... pea puree?
>>7328627
Holy shit.
>>7328601
That looks like water + sawdust
>>7328601
I think this is like green curry? I had it once and it was decent. Doesn't look appealing though, so if the purpose is to brag about how tasty her food is then she should have picked something else
>>7328480
Looks like a plate of poop.
>Be a girl, 320lbs, very hairy and ugly
>26, virgin due to aforementioned ugly fatness
>Get a guy to agree to a date from tinder
>he is a soldier
>Invite him to my house for dinner, tell him I will cook for him
>Remember these threads
>Want to break the ice to show a bit more of my personality
>buy 10 american cheese slices
>buy cupcake papers
>put the cheese into the cupcake papers
>fill with raw flour
>burn the flower under the broiler
>put some of my little brothers army men into the flour
>message him saying 'we're having army ration cupcakes, I know how to please my man!'
>he doesn't respond
>never shows up
>never hear from him again
damn these threads make me feel bad
>>7328727
Please be made up
>>7327084
At least this whole family will die of cancer soon. Lucky for the men indeed.
>>7328601
Rice, Curry, Pan fried chicken.
This actually looks good, whoever posted this is autistic.
>>7328727
Please delete this post.
This was the most autistic attempt at trying to make a funny i've ever seen.
>>7328601
Imagine the filth makes on a regular day if this is considered a "treat"
>>7328681
the poo-poo platter
>>7328200
This is at least edible, and probably tastes alright.
>>7328727
LONDON
>>7327091
......this actually doesn't look that bad
>>7328569
looks nutritious and delicious
wtf is wrong with you
>>7328965
I feel sorry for you.
>>7328200
>iceberg lettuce
basic bitches, jesus
My favorite.
>>7329123
>Hamtaro plates
where 2 cop
>>7328345
dude shut up jesus christ
>>7328271
I cook, both of my mother in laws cook, and most of my female friends cook [not this wifey material shit]. We all live in the USA.
It's probably people just meeting shitty people.
Then again, I was raised in the Deep South so would that have anything to do with it?
>>7327081
"Now to add some cereal because varying texture is good eating. Alton brown said so xd"
>>7328627
What the fuck is that? It looks like an extension cord
>>7329225
cheese whiz
>>7328262
Go back to tumblr
>>7329191
>both of my mother in laws cook
>>7329191
>>7329237
>>7327125
>you wouldn't think I was raised by my crackhead mom and alcoholic deadbeat dad living on foodstamps in a trailer
You're correct. You're on 4chan, acting pretentious, smug, missing the entire point of a thread, and then bragging about it. Trying to seem cool or gain e-cred on a fucking Singaporean coin collecting site.
I wouldn't think that about you, because I know that about you. You're still living in the same gutter in which you were born.
you dumb fucking faggot.
>>7329114
Ravioli(?), bread+pesto, cider. Doesn't seem too bad desu
>>7329269
faggot
>>7329269
fucking lol
>>7329318
Fuck off, queer bitch. I'll sucker punch you yet.
>>7329237
You're right, it's actually mothers-in-law.
>>7329088
Putting tomato slices as a topping is very questionable, and the crust is very mishappen, but it's doesn't look bad at all
>>7329088
id eat it
>>7327652
are those chicken wings only? lol
What the fuck is 'Wifey' anyway?
Is it an adjective form of 'wife' or just internet lingo?
>>7329117
A chicken died for this.
I was browsing /ck/ looking for dinner ideas and decided to open this thread
I am no longer hungry
>>7329108
>at least 4 starches on the plate
>no vegetables
>not sure if that's chicken between the rice and bread or not
>gravy on errthang
fuck. some people just needs lessons in basic nutrition, I swear...
>>7329127
>vegetable, protein, fruit, and dairy all represented
>no bread or carby crap
this one has potential. she's not ready to bring to the courthouse yet, but she's a quality fixer-upper
>>7329544
I too want to know this
>>7329072
why does iceberg lettuce even exist? It just tastes like bitter water, and has a horrible texture. Round lettuce is better than iceberg 100% of the time.
>>7327091
Nah, this can't be serious
>>7327065
this whole thread. wtf man. They must be trying to get a divorce
>>7328480
Beans with hotdgogs, a pretzel, and.... tater tots?
>>7328601
Just looks like chicken katsu curry
it could be alright
>>7329123
Gangsta plate
>>7329695
In the Middle East, Iceberg Lettuce is considered both a luxury and a sign of wealth because it requires so much water to grow.
>>7329695
I'm guessing you like boston bib on burgers? maybe green leaf? faggot.
>>7329728
personally I've never been a massive fan of salad greens, I can understand iceberg in something that's already heavy in flavour, a burger being a perfect example, but I can't fucking understand people who put it in salad. The leafy green is the bulk of the salad, and needs it's own flavour, something iceberg doesn't have enough of.
>>7329761
and? Peanut butter was once a delicacy because it was hard to get. How a food is perceived culturally has no bearings on its flavour.
>>7329389
raw tomato slices on pizza are a sign of mental illness
>>7329781
>How a food is perceived culturally has no bearings on its flavour.
how people perceive things in terms of flavour is influenced by their culture
>>7327084
For a second I thought that muffin was another chunk of burnt steak.
>>7329389
Are you having a laugh? Tomato slices are an excellent topping. They provide a refreshing break between the heaviness of the cheese and the bread, the way the juice bursts out when you bite into it. I always put tomatoes on my margarita pizza.
Carrots, cream sourdough and seasoning. Not hard to cook REAL food
>>7329544
I guess you could use it as an adjective, but it's generally used to mean "wife" and isn't particularly an internet thing. I get the impression you don't get out much.
So many american cheese singles... Seriously what the fuck.
>>7329728
I agree that it's great on burgers, especially chicken. Nothing beats a chicken burger with a squirt of mayo and some iceberg lettuce, nothing else needed.
>>7329827
they're always just soggy and bland compared to the rest of the pizza
i much prefer vegetables that can retain their texture
>>7329127
Not brag worthy, but that looks like solid chicken, and I wouldn't turn down the peas or apple sauce on a weeknight.
>>7329829
sourdough is such a meme bread
>>7328601
it bothers me a lot that the bitch munched the chicken at the top. it was supposedly her mans food, should be untouched. this woman besides a lousy cook will bribe him in the future. into the trash.
>>7329849
not really, it's just a type of yeast culture nigguh
>>7329765
>straight from the package hotdog just for shits
>>7329860
more like a meme culture
>>7329854
maybe she was checking if it was cooked
>>7329544
i think its just a diminutive for wife.
>>7329866
too big of a missing part. also you do that by pinching the top and torqueing, not by eating the fucking thing.
>>7329873
it's not missing, it's right there, and loads of people cut into food to check it's done, it's very common
>>7328627
Authentic carbonara
>>7329865
all memes are culture
>>7327652
Wings only: ok
Macaroni noodles: ... ok
Mysterious color to the 'sauce' ... ok
AS LONG as it is still cooking.
you better peel that chicken off those bones, shred it nicely, stir it in, and let it finish cooking down.
Then you'll have my respect.
>>7328627
Top fucking kek
>>7328543
Passable. Brown yer goddamn meat in the future. Good choice of portion balance.
>>7329926
it's tofu
>>7328627
D:<
>>7327652
>Chiken NOODLE soup
>PASTA
leconfusedniggerwithquestionmarks.jpeg
>>7329088
Acceptable.
>>7329237
Fug
>both my mother and mother in law cooked
Forgot I didn't type the first mother.
>>7327664
The weird thing is, my woman and her sister both dont follow the lastest wave femynyst movement yet still have no desire to cook. she sure loves to stand there and ask questions, get confused, then say cooking is hard though. I blame her mother.
>>7329127
Arrangement: piss poor.
Nutrition: Full marks
Cooking: Those peas look properly done and the chicken looks great.
Advice - this needs a starch. Instead of applesauce, prepare mashed potatoes for a KO finish.
>>7329957
>>7329964
Wow thanks for your comprehensive reviews how do I subscribe
>>7328627
a fucking rope
>>7329094
Struggle grub.
>>7329083
That's not real
>>7327091
This is the food group I like to refer to as 'yellow'
>>7330075
This is the post I like to refer to as "shit".
>>7329957
>>7329964
>>7328965
Please reevaluate your life.
>>7329917
>>7329964
>>7329957
>>7327614
Ayyy
>>7329957
>Instead of applesauce, prepare mashed potatoes for a KO finish.
applesauce and mashed potatoes taste pretty good together
>>7329957
>>7329964
>being this fucking dense and retarded
This just makes me a little sad desu.
>>7329868
that person has a penis, right?
>>7329117
I love how you can see exactly how that fluid flowed up the chicken's ass.
>>7330195
A tiny, soft, floppy, useless, feminine one
>>7328540
but what is everything else?
>>7329868
Sauce for the love of God. SAAAAUCE.
Please. I don't care if she has a cock.
>>7329964
It was an entrée, main was salmon on black rice with a rose sauce and coriander.
>>7330263
It does
>>7329710
>pre-sliced pineapple
>frozen french fries
>packaged meat
All she proved is that she can use an oven
>>7330280
What's her name then?
>>7330263
>I don't care if she has a cock.
>she
>cock
you go masturbate to that guy anon, don't let me stop you
>>7329362
>>7329710
>melted cheese like product
looks like cheddar sliced off of a block that wasn't completely melted to me
Love these threads
>>7327065
Maybe it's because I'm really hungry but that actually looks really appealing to me.
Also I love baked beans. So much.
>>7327534
this pic makes me ill every time.
>>7330284
Sarina Valentina
>>7328601
>she took a bite of the chicken
AHAHAHAHA
>>7327084
Fucking muffins?
>>7328569
wtf man this meal looks bomb as fuck
>>7330263
sarina valentina.
>>7329728
This. Iceberg is a great topping for things because it adds so much texture and its clean flavor really helps cut fat, but it's utter shit by itself or in salad because it's too bland.
>>7328618
>steak on a paper plate
You could at least eat your shitty meal on respectable dishes.
>>7329108
>Mfw my mom was standing behind me and asked if there was a recipe for this
>>7330615
Even worse, it's styrofoam
>Niggers try to cook: The thread
>>7327199
>autism overload
>>7329191
These threads make me appreciate my wifey. She loves to cook, and it shows. She cooks French, Italian, American, Korean, Japanese, and Filipino food.
>>7327664
you're saying this on a board thats probably 50% female, though.
also i don't see how not knowing how to feed yourself is independent.
>>7330263
He did, but recently got the snip. Kept the balls though. Sarena Valentina or something
>>7330964
this board is 0% female retard
women cant cook
>>7327642
They're not tiny, it's a perspective trick. Those are jumbo shrimp, she a big girl.
>>7330342
>>7328190
#hardcore got me
>>7328627
this girl is nothing but treble.
>>7329088
the tomato slices are dubious, but i'd eat it.
>>7329094
>the walnuts
>>7329556
top kek.
made me laugh for a solid minute
>>7330964
>50% female
there are no women on the internet
>>7327642
I swear this is turtle feed n' cream
>>7329930
i dont care FUCKING BROWN IT YOU CUNT!
>>7330683
>browsing 4chan in front of your mom
What balls you have, anon.
>>7331477
those are cashews my man
>>7331608
kek
>>7331608
Good one
>>7331736
Consider herself lucky the dish didn't break and it didn't stain a throw rug
>>7328618
>im fina bash
what language is that
>>7329094
That looks like something I put together in grade school
>>7329096
Makes you wonder what she got from him on Mother's Day
>>7329083
Looks like something I'd make while being high as fuck.
>>7329829
Is that supposed to be the hidden village of the leaf sign from naruto in that drink?
>>7331608
Just realized this could be a reaction image even though it's supposed to compare to that "meal"
>>7327664
>can't tell which one it is
I lost it.
>>7328727
I need this to be a made up story, I can't bear this much sadness.
>>7329101
>corn dogs
I would appreciate the wit
>>7329104
Paul is going to be pissed
I believe most of these are in jest. If not, HOLY SHIT
>>7328609
>Honey Nut Scooters
>>7327084
Charcoal with muffins. My favorite dish.
>>7329128
NOPE, you're not.
You are wifeymaterial however.
>>7331758
Consider her hopeless for sitting there crying about it while it cooled enough for the fucking cat to start sampling.
>>7328727
>muh feels
>>7329957
I'm pretty sure that IS mashed potatoes.
>>7327664
Wouldn't say it's everyone. I make completely fine food and I am not planning to leech on anyone in the future or be a stonk independent womyn with a gender studies degree. Cooking is just basic life skills.
Also, don't they teach you cooking at school? We got some rare shitty cooking classes at school. Maybe it's just a thing around here.
>>7331736
Why is she like that? Holy crap that's not a big mess. Unless your cooking error caused permanent damage to the house, it's not that bad; having to get floors, walls, or appliances replaced, now that's bad.
>>7333435
The only way these women can ever hope to become wife material is by getting good degrees, getting an amazing job that pays mad money and getting their househusbands to cook for them, because they're not winning over any (self-respecting) men with their cooking "skills".
[spoiler]I wouldn't even mind being a househusband for a hardworking wife who can barely boil water[/spoiler]
>>7329269
SAVAGE
>>7327534
>half the Atlantic's crustacean population in one meal
