Beat this
>Pro-Tip you cant
Roast beef wrapped in flat yorkshire pudding served with rich beef gravy for dipping
Anything british is garbage.
>>7324236
would eat forever
>>7324261
hello americunt
>>7324236
Brits finally reverse engineered a hot pocket. Praise Allah!
>>7324236
I've never liked crissoints or that kind of puffy baking thing. I don't know what to call it. Biscuit?
>>7324261
This is an impressively stupid statement.
The Empire lives. GStQ
>>7324261
excuse me?
>>7324289
this is very pudding like and when you dip it in the beef gravy its just amazing the texture is squishy and satisfying
>>7324295
>British invented toast, tomatoes, eggs, bacon, beans, mushrooms and other bacon
>>7324261
this
stop feeding into old culture, shakespeare and the beetles are shit
>>7324302
even better, we invented the fry up
>>7324236
Would eat savagely.
>>7324289
>Crissoints
>not knowing what pastry is
>confusing pastry and yorkshire pudding
they make this in a pub in west yorkshire, england i live near here and have had it before it was superb the beef just melted in the mouth.
http://longcanhallhalifax.co.uk/
>>7324289
/ck/ never ceases to astonish me with how fucking uncultured some people are
>>7324309
Your insecurity is palpable.
>>7324333
I know, RIGHT?
>>7324302
we definitely invented toast, baked beans and bacon
>>7324344
yes because being aware of the concept of pastry is so elitist
>>7324344
His jacket is way too big for him
>>7324351
We should shun them some more, my friend.
Why, I bet they even eat hamburgers from time to time.
>>7324349
and this delight
>pudding
learn some new words
>>7324359
I'd eat it but the fries look soggy and the gravy is lumptastic
A full english is absolutely wonderful, but baked beans will always be terrible. Beans should be savory, not sweet.
t. southern murrican
>>7324364
>fries
>gravy
kill yourself
that's Chips and Curry sauce
>>7324362
since you are talking english then the english is the correct term and the american incorrect.
>>7324377
>Curry sauce
lol how could I have forgotten?
I love these Brit vs Yank threads. All we need now is an aussie to really get the shitposting started.
>>7324385
>not knowing what curry is
Curry is an indian/chinese creation, indians are cook...its paki/muslims who are the scum of the earth and in the uk they server a mild indian curry sauce with chips and its fucking amazing.
>>7324387
they are all busy in /sp/ circle jerking over /cric/
>>7324362
you guys call pringles crisps? huh.
>>7324369
our baked beans are much more savoury than yours
>>7324391
>Curry is an indian/chinese creation
no, curry is a B Raj invention, indian cooking doesn't really have a lot of what we would call curry.
>>7324408
yeah, legally in order to be a chip is has to be sliced directly off the potato, but pringles are made from a dough
>>7324383
I would argue at this point we are barely speaking the same language. british people often have subtitles under them when they talk on american tv because we can barely understand what they are saying most of the time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pPY-sCiRCeA
>>7324261
> he didn't like mashed peas with bacon
CHILDREN GET OOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUT!
>>7324422
it's just accent and slang dude, you're hardly having a hard time conversing with brits right now are you.
>>7324415
Curry first originated in norther india then spread it became popular in China when the two countries traded via the silk road, Curry is widely eaten in india.
>>7324362
America: right
Britain: privilege
>>7324453
>Jewistan: incorrect
>United Kingdom: correct
>>7324349
>baked beans
The same ones that you imported from Boston, you mean?
>>7324433
incorrect. In india, curry is a spice, not a dish.
>>7324453
America: Wankers
Britain: Wankers
>>7324476
im from india and it's a meal there are many different varieties and spices you add to make different currys your idiot
>>7324481
You: Cunt
>>7324487
Why would you say that about me, you don't even know me. I think our friendship has gotten off to a rocky start. I forgive you though.
>>7324475
no.
>>7324485
I have read many books on the toic and am somewhat of an authority on traditional subcontinent cuisine. You only know what ypur poor, abused brain has been programmed to know by colonialism. I'm sorry for your ignorance but you can't really help it.
>>7324236
hoLY FUCK
>>7324649
7/10 pasta attempt. Might use in future.
>>7324236
boner
>>7324236
sounds like a lazy mans wellington
Anything served as a wrap is a meme. Why not just make roast beef, yorkshire pudding and gravy? How does wrapping it make it better?
>>7324751
exactly what i was thinking
>>7324283
actually makes me wonder why there hasn't been a hot pocket with au jus
>>7324773
vaguely, isn't it sort of like a bread pudding?
>>7324762
do you dumbfucks not realize how mentally ill you sound?
>>7324778
probably for lawsuit reasons, I could just see someone overheating one and burning themselves with hot au juis and suing
>>7324344
That's not how you are supposed to grab a glass of wine.
>>7324800
lemme guess, you're one of those cradle faggots who ruins the wine with the body heat from your hands
>>7324804
let me guess, you chill your wine in the refrigerator
>>7324804
>you're one of those cradle faggots who ruins the wine with the body heat from your hands
That's exactly why he isn't grabbing it properly since his hand is in contact with the part that contains the wine.
Grab the glass by the bottom stem or the foot or don't grab a glass of wine at all.
>>7324804
Wine should be warm, drinking it less than body heat is pure pleb
>>7324815
>you need to hold your wine like a retard or you might risk transferring an insignificant portion of body heat to the wine
I'm sorry but if I'm walking around holding a glass of wine by the foot of the glass, I'm going to drop it. Are you fucking retarded?
>>7324831
no, you're just clumsy as fuck
>>7324799
I burn myself on scorching hot pocket cheese all the time
fuck litigation
>>7324807
Not him (the other guy talking about wine, actually) but
>not chilling your wine if it's under its perfect temperature
You are telling me you drink your red wine at a lower temperature than 18º ?
>>7324831
>I'm going to drop it.
Are your hands made of butter? No need to answer, you sound like a fucking disgrace which leads me to believe that you are American so your hand are totally made of butter.
Enjoy drinking subpar wine. I bet when you run out of cottage cheese for your recipes you think to yourself "I need to use actual cottage cheese even though it's an insignificant part of the recipe? I'll use my dick cheese instead".
>>7324751
because it is
>>7324852
>yet another ass blasted europoor
you guys are fucking priceless. allahu ackbar!
>>7324859
>"a-assblasted, hehe"
Assblasted over you being uncultured swine? Thanks for the chuckle.
>>7324469
>Jewistan: incourrect
>United Kingdom: courrect
Fixed that for you
>>7324261
>falling for the meme
Britain's reputation for poor cuisine stems from American soldiers stationed in the country during WW2, when Britain was being heavily rationed
>>7324352
no, it's too small
>>7325406
it also stems from their shitty food
>>7325412
such as?
>>7324823
>body temperature
Did you confuse wine and tea again, little man?
>>7324236
Bitch, get that dog food the fuck out of here.
>Beat this
SLOW SMOKED MESQUITE beef in a home made tortilla, with sauted bell pepper, onion, hot chili, garlic, and topped with fresh green lettuce and tomato.
>Pro-Tip you cant
Nigger, you're not even on the same level.
>>7324261
Dumb fucks had access to practically every spice and cuisine on the planet, and yet their cuisine never seemed to move beyond meat, starch, salt and pepper.
What a bunch of cu/ck/s.
>>7324453
>America: citizen
>Britain: subject
>>7324236
I'm licking my lips like a wolf on the prowl.
>>7325406
Let me help you out, anon.
>Britain's reputation for poor cuisine stems from American soldiers stationed in the country during WW2...... and afterwards during the cold war, when they graciously wasted their tax dollars to station aircraft and personnel on that shitty island to serve as a warning to the communists in defense of those buck toothed, inbred faggots.
>This reputation was also reinforced by the French, who were constantly barraged with English wannabe chefs who begged to be trained by the frogs how to cook, and by established British "chefs" that would visit France and basically steal their menus to serve in their shitty British restaurants.
>The reputation was also promoted by the Italians, that were met with disgusting versions of their own meals whenever they were forced to visit the island of inbred cast away Germans.
>The Finns, however, always found British cuisine quite agreeable....
>>7324359
>shit tier curry sauce
>not god tier mushy peas
>>7324362
Why the fuck do retarded Amerifats call them Yorkshire Biscuits?
>>7325458
Am I missing a joke here? What does this mean?
>>7325570
>drinking wine that's 98 degrees
do you hold it in your crotch for an hour before drinking it?
>>7325575
I hold it in my crotch in between drinks. You are aware this is about buckfast? You know what that is?
>>7325614
>Wine should be warm, drinking it less than body heat is pure pleb
>waaa i'm talking about my specific shit 'wine' not all wine in general
ugh
>>7325626
m8, it was a joke. No one who knows what it is would consider buckfast a 'wine'. Are you for real? You can admit that it is something you didn't know about, it doesn't matter lad.
>>7325660
>Are you for real?
>Am I actually surrounded by autistic angry NEETs?
First day on the 'chan?
>>7325668
you make a good point
>>7325668
I am none of those, surely I can't be the only one?
INB4 reeeeeeeee
>>7324236
>>7324295
>>7324311
>>7325531
You are just believing the meme.
Food rationing in Britain went right up until the mid 1950's. previous to the wars Britains Cuisine was very similar to French.
During the 60's things were a little slow to return to normal and most people were happy to eat what they had been eating for a couple of generations. The French, however, recovered quickly after the last war and began to experiment a bit, hence a lot of British chefs, going to France in the 70's to see what was going on.
I don't understand your reference to the Italians though? . . .they had a very different style of cooking, their climate provided very different ingredients and they kept to a traditional set up.
If the truth be told Italians can't cook as well as a Brit or French Chef anyway.
Your use of ad hominem meme comments lead me to believe you watch too much Simpson and Family Guy, I'm sure the British could rip you to shreds with what they think about you. This is not /pol/ anyway it's /ck/.
Would the roast beef not just fall out into the cattle juice you're dipping it into? I don't understand how it could stay in the pocket of pudding when turned upside down to dip it into there. Is it magical meal time or just a giant good tasting mess? Regardless, I would eat the hell out of it. Thank you for sharing this with me, Jesus. I love you.
>>7324295
EVERYTHING BRITISH IS GARBAGE!
>>7324236
how the fuck do you wrap something in yorkshire pudding?
Why is bongtard food like the same 4 things served different ways? Like Italian American food.
>>7327648
It's pudding like a jell-o pudding. It's a batter type thing made with flour and cooked.
>>7327661
it's not*
>>7327661
I'm familiar with yorkshire pudding.
How do you wrap something init?
I guess you'd have to cook the pud first, then wrap it up like a jam roly poly
>>7327692
That is the only thing I can think of to do honestly. If there is some other way I wouldn't be sure of it.
>>7327692
I don't know if you are a Brit or not but I asked the same thing about mushy pea fritters once, they told me the peas were frozen before dipping in batter!!! Something similar could have happened here, with the meat being cooked- frozen - then dipped in batter.
>>7327692
from the google it would seem they cook the pudding first, then wrap the stuff inside of it, re-coat it and cook it again so it is all one
>>7327708
That sounds fucking mental
>>7324236
>Roast beef wrapped in flat yorkshire pudding served with rich beef gravy for dipping
holy shit
serve that with some smallish roasters on the side and you've got the food of the gods
>>7327692
You would have to partially cook it, just enough to make it solid. Fully cooked Yorkshire puddings are crispy on the edges.
I'm probably a pleb but beef is my least favourite meat when it isn't a rare stake. I like the idea, but I'd go for lamb, duck, chicken, anything other than beef.
>>7325545
No one calls them that, its just there to make fun of the fact that theyre too stupid to realize puddings have an etymology that exceeds the modern usage for sweets.
>>7324751
did someone say Lazy Man's x?
>>7327613
>nigger thinks I've never been to the U.K.
>cries /pol/ because nigger can't handle the bantz
>>7324852
I put ice in my red wine. Blow me.
>>7324295
Those mushrooms look washed....
>>7324236
>Flat Yorkshire Pudding
So, a pancake?
>>7328624
how could you possibly tell
>>7328257
No you have never been to the UK.
Although when challenged about 95% of Americans on 4chan claim to have been to Britain, they also own their own companies and have 6 figure salaries. Then they post another silly meme picture.
>>7324751
>the best food a bong can imagine is poorly made version of a french dish
top kek
>>7324289
You are the top place in todays dumb cunt ranking.
>>7324302
Fuck off, clappyfat.
>>7324364
I see no fries or gravy, you shitposting retard.
>>7324362
Why can't we go a single thread without the burgerblobs shitposting? They have national autism.
>>7324422
You aren't making the case that Americans aren't retarded any better.
>>7324485
>im from india
lol no you aren't. If you were you would use the correct names in your post and you wouldn't be wrong.
>>7324261
w0t the bloody f0k did u just said bruv, I hook ye in ye gabbah I swah on my mummy dearist
>The Amexicans won't ever stop shitposting and we will never have good mods to stop them shitposting
>>7325467
Moron.
>>7325575
>98 degrees
>Body temperature
Oh you Americlaps and your raw stupidity.
>>7324295
THAT LOOKS LIKE SHIT
>>7327613
>Even replying to a shitposter seriously.
>>7329673
Can't handle the bantz, Nigel? How un-British of you...no, wait, that's actually quite typical of you inbred pussies.
>>7329810
Oh you sister fucking yokels never cease to amuse me. Post another one.
who dont love faggots?
>>7324236
i just cooked venison de pollo stew with white rice & gravy, served with a slice of dark german rye bread.
> fuck you
>>7324236
need some mash taters AND WERE GOLDDDEEEN
