This is the best fast food item to have ever been invented. Just wanted to let you guys know.
>>7323007
This is correct
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>take first bite
>get overwhelmed by peppery, fake pungent salty sausage meat
>barely chew and swallow without gagging as the residue makes my mouth slippery
Yeah, that being said, the Canadian bacon Breakfast Bagel is 10/10
>>7323123
Are you 8? What the fuck is wrong with your wimpy ass?
>>7323033
Wow what a shitpost
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>>7323007
affirmative.
>>7323007
I prefer the bacon but otherwise agree.
>>7323007
>wake up in morning
>wipe away my eye crust and put on my 3 week old pair of unwashed pants
>grab the car keys to my shitty used vehicle
>order a mcmuffin from the loud ebonic-monkey nigra girl behind the window
>take first bite into my overly salty fake breakfast sandwhich
>day dream about killing my neighbor again
Yeah eating McDonalds is definately a good life choice
It is quite delicious
Ohhhh yeah!
>>7323285
That's a shitty lifestyle alright but you even lie about it. No one calls their car a "shitty used vehicle."
It's a made up story for the poor or its a sad story for the super poor.
>>7323007
can i order one without cheese or they are premade?
>>7323740
Fast food is never completely premade. They have the ingredients set aside and ready so they'll assemble it when you order. And you can always ask to add/take out/substitute anything.
>not going for pic related instead
why even live
>>7323808
That egg is cooked so it has a rubbery snap to it, also nobody likes a well cooked yolk
>>7323808
I ordered one of these and got the OP by mistake once. I thought someone had fucked up big time and used pancakes instead of muffin, but it turned out it was a real thing. I was shocked. Inedible.
That was two years ago and the last time I set foot in mcdonalds.
>>7323885
The patty contains an alarmingly low percentage of actual egg.
>>7323943
What, it's an actual egg that's been cooked. I used to work at McDonalds.
>>7323007
I ate one on the way to the airport. It was decent enough. I didn't have a complaint. I was grateful for the charge leaving me from DFW to Denver.
Landing in an airplane is weird. I'm not used to it. I typically parachute out of them beforehand.
>tfw getting a McGriddle before going to a con today
Feels good man
>fast food
Why would I get a sausage egg McGriddle when I can get a sausage biscuit meal with a coffee and a hash brown for 20 cents less?
I've noticed that people order really sweet drinks with McGriddles. They'll get Dr. Pepper, a frappé, or really sweet coffee (pic related). It seems excessive.
>>7323123
>get overwhelmed by peppery, fake pungent salty sausage meat
What's "fake pungent salty sausage meat"? It's sausage meat. With salt. (And a lot of sage)
>>7323007
I'm afraid it does not beat a dunkin' donuts breakfast sammy
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>>7323007
I can't stand that shitty "egg" sheet they use. At least the eggs on the mcmuffins actually resemble actual eggs.
Side note, now that they offer all day breakfast my favorite is a mcmuffin with egg, cheese, and a mcChicken patty
>>7323007
I think you posted the wrong picture. Shame they don't serve this all day.
>>7326985
what is that like?
is the "steak" just like a burger patty?
>>7327007
A little heartier. The onions compliment it.
Still a breakfast sandwich at the end of the day tho.
Biscuit>McMuffin
>McDonalds wants us to get excited about all-day breakfast
>don't even include the best item
>>7326985
i had those in the midwest. i miss them so much. out west we only get the bacon or sausage variant.
>>7327007
imagine a grainier, shitty cut of steak, made with the worst cut of meat you can imagine, served with some weird ass butter sauce, cheese, shitty egg patty and a greasy ass bagel.
its so fucking good and i miss them every morning that im awake for.
buttered toast > fuck you
>>7323123
>gagging as the residue makes my mouth slippery
so much this, i cant eat these things anymore because of it. personally i feel the crunchwrap supreme is the best fast food item on the market, depending how decent your local taco bell is. really it all depends who is working in what store and how well its managed.
>>7327129
>be pregnant with first child
>husband is a real hard ass about healthy eating with baby
>all I want is a goddamn crunchwrap
>want some fucker to get me one so bad, but also want baby to have best of everything
>>7327140
just make them at home with real ingredients.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0n78EC4-Os
they arent hard to make and there is nothing inherently bad about the ingredients.
>>7327028
>are you going on vacation?
>make a vlog about it *winks
>keeps referring to herself as we and speaking in third person while alone eating food in her car
instant sub
>>7327140
>I'm a grill btw
>>7327045
The ones near me have hash browns all day
