What goes on your burrito, /ck/?
>on your burrito
>on
Nothing. Just like nothing goes "on" my sandwich either. Things do however go in both.
>>7317867
>Things do however go in both
sounds like plenty of things also go in your ass on a regular basis
>>7317858
cook some rice
season mince meat with paprika, piri piri, salt and pepper
brown mince emat in a pan
use tomato juice to deglaze
add rice and black beans
cook until very little liquid remaining
now add in the meat mixture, guacamole, thinly cut onions, cilantro, a tiny bit of salad and some lemon
toast the burrito in a pan without oil
>>7317953
>add in
I meant add into the burrito if it was unclear
>>7317867
>he doesn't make open sandwiches
>>7317867
Anyone else cringe when someone thinks they're being clever?
>>7317974
Yes, that's why I can't stand being on re ddit. It's nothing but comments like this on every part of the site, people fighting to make the most clever, witty comments or seem like the smartest person for invisible internet points.
>>7317999
Seems like a lot of that shit spills over here. Also check'd
>>7317867
>"Hey anon want me to put my pussy on your dick?"
>"On it? What's your pussy going to do ON my dick? Psh haha you can put your pussy AROUND my dick if you want ;)"
>"...bye anon"
>>7317886
>>7317900
>>7317974
>>7317999
>>7318004
>All these fags getting buttblasted by someone being right
>>7318004
>babe, I'm about to stick my dick ON your pussy
>>7317967
That's a crostini lmaooooo
>>7317999
>clever, witty comments
>>7318031
it's "oncorrect" not "uncorrect" you you retard
>getting this buttblasted
>>7318054
>>7317858
I've recently been eating breakfast burritos. Just eggs on wheat tortillas. It's cheap, filling, and not super unhealthy or anything. I only season the eggs with pepper.
But why are corn tortillas always so small? I'd prefer corn. Do you know where I can get bigger corn tortillas?
>>7317858
My burrito goes on my backpack
>>7317858
I live in San Diego, Cali Burritos are supreme. Must have shit tons of guac and crema tho.
>>7318125
Guac is fine. Sour cream is shit. It's what people who are too white to eat spicy food put on spicy food.
>>7317967
That's a tostada lmaooooo
>>7318135
Mexicans are white?
>>7318159
Some are.
>>7318135
It's true I love sour cream and I'm white. Crema is different tho, more of that Mexican fucked up milk flavor. Also I fuck with habanero salsa so I over spice and balance it out with the crema
>>7318135
Damn, what a bad boy.
>>7318071
>Look mummy, I'm shitposting from my HTC Sensation and my computer at the same time! Can I have a crumpet now?
>>7318163
Keep telling yourself that, pedro.
>>7318173
Not Mex. But I am Native. Civilized tribe north of the border.
>>7318026
>>7318054
lol, two failed samefag callouts in one post, good job!
>>7318172
>being this desperate to be right about spotting samefags
lmao.
>>7317967
open sandwiches are for wankers lad. not even really a sandwich tbph
>>7318173
The ones with money. They make an average American look like white trash.
>>7317858
steak or chicken with onions, cilantro, roasted chilies and tapatio
My basic burrito is grilled chicken, white rice, black beans, lettuce, sour cream and five or six dashes of hot sauce. More often than not I'll get something more interesting but this is what I fall back on.
Carnitas ofc, why would you get steak on a burrito.
Pinto beans ofc why would you put black beans on a burrito.
white rice ofc do I look like some kind of idiot that thinks sweet nutty brown rice belong on a savory burrito?
hot salsa ofc, do I look like some kind of idiot that puts pico de gallo on anything other than chicken?
Why would I get chicken? I'm paying with money here.
sour cream ofc, why would I pay for guacc on this thing when I'll be barely able to taste it through the delicious combination above?
>>7318223
The average American is already white trash though.
>>7318232
>hurp durp durr durr durr
I can literally do this all week :^)
>>7317858
>fried chilies
>fried peppers
>corn
>lettuce
>tomatoes
>hot salsa
>sauce with smoky flavor
>meat, preferably pulled (chicken objectively superior choice)
Refried Pinto Beans - Mexican Rice - Cheese - Lettuce - Tomatoes - Green Onions - Red Onions - Black Beans - Green Peppers - Jalapenos - Cilantro - Corn - Guacamole - Burrito Sauce - Creamy Chili Lime - Sour Cream - XXX Hot Sauce
Ground beef in seasoning
thin cut cabbage
Fresh Diced onions and peppers
ranch
Literally anything except corn. Corn doesn't belong in or on food.
>>7317858
Shrimp, Bacon, Rice, Peppers, Sour Cream, Guacamole, Carmelized Onions
>Adding any kind cream in a burrito when there's guacamole
California burrito is god tier.
>>7317867
>>7318008
>>7318031
>>7318222
all of you are faggots who don't know what tex mex is.
>>7319040
what's wrong with that? curious
