How would I legally obtain some human flesh for consumption?
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buy some from somebody who wants to sell his flesh to you? thats legal.
ive sold a few ounces of buttocks before, in the hard times. mostly grows back but never completely. i guess you couldnt make a living out of it.
>>7312267
I heard this one guy was arrested for cooking someone even though they volunteered though
Hannibal pls go
>>7312261
You're a human, aren't you?
Prostitutes.
>>7312282
yep. famous case in germany. killed and ate the guy. it was all arranged between the two and consentual.
Go to a local butcher and ask for long pig. Like 1 in 5 butchers are cannibals, will know what you mean, and can get their hands on some human meat. Expect to pay upwards of $200 a pound and MAYBE killed and eaten/sold by the butcher.
>>7312261
Try to get the butt. Apparently this old serial killer would kill kids and eat their butts because they were the good part.
>>7312381
this made me make a sound between a hysterical laugh and a choked sob
Find a willing female and gently run your fingers around the inner walls of her vagina during period time. If you're lucky you'll get a little tissue with your blood. Enjoy.
>>7312387
>normies actually enjoy doing this gross debauchery
>>7312261
Chop off your dick and eat it.
>>7312727
how else will you stave off feelings of confusion about life, fear of death, frailty, and the fact that you don't contribute anything to society?
>>7312261
In all seriousness you would need to chop of a piece of your own body or have a consensual agreement with somebody. The agreement would go like this...
>i want to taste human flesh
>wow anon i just lost my arm/finger/leg/toe in an accident
>i refuse to go to a hospital where they will dispose of my limb as biohazardous material
>i don't care about reattaching it and can heal the wound myself
>here you keep it
These are the only scenarios it is legal to eat human flesh. There is no law against eating it. Desecration of a corpse, mishandling of biohazardous material, murder, assault, and peddling of human flesh/organs are all illegal. But a buddy gives you a finger? Munch away.
>>7312261
planned parenthood?
>>7312362
>killed
>consented
>>7312899
Probably like assisted suicide. With a legal binding contract and all of that nonsense. Nightmare for the courts no doubt
>>7312908
Sounds like a delicious case desu
>>7312261
Source it from yourself
>>7312386
>because he had the fattest ass
Albert Fish was a crazy fucker.
>>7312908
a contract can't be legally binding if the agreement comes to an illegal end.
The courts wouldn't recognize it. Not a nightmare at all, it wouldn't be admissable
>>7312908
>being this stupid
>>7312381
BahahahAa!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gSzsN7xzPI
>>7314048
yeah they had to change the law in germany because of this shit lol
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armin_Meiwes
