How to tell when a cantaloupe is ripe?
Is it true you are supposed to sniff its little anus?
idk, I just always sniffed its little anus on principle
It's called rock Mellon numb nuts
>>7308953
yes. the anus should also give a little when fingerbanged. additionally when selecting a melon, or any other type of fruit, it should be heavy for its size
>>7310517
Nuh uh it's new name is anusfruit
>>7308953
Use the Acronym H.A.N.D
H-Heft-Has Heft/is dense
A-Aroma-Smells good
N-Netting-Prominent netting
D-Dimple-Check it to make sure its not rotten
>>7310727
Thanks, this'll come in handy
>>7308953
No you stupid idiot. You hand me the cantaloupe, bend down and sniff my anus, then I'll squeeze it a bit to test the ripeness and let you know. Stupid idiot.
more or less. I used to work on a farm that grew melons. the test for ripeness is that the melon should smell distinctly sweet before you cut it open, it should smell melon-y. If it's not fragrant it's not fully ripe. also a good test for quality.
>>7310742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETz0elhKvkM
