>cut open bell pepper
>there is a green swirly thing growing inside
>mfw
Yep, I've had that.
Also had worms, mold, and a smaller pepper growing inside.
>>7308772
so can we take them back to the store?
> buy organic peach
> "why do we even need all this pesticide?"
> take a bite
> there's an earwig living in the pit
> "oh right, pests."
>>7308777
THANK YOU
>>7308777
Checked
>>7308765
>green swirly thing
What exactly is the nature of this green swirly thing?
>cut open bell pepper
>there's mold inside
>panic mode enabled
>turn 360° and walk away
>open the window
>"SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING KITCHEN"
>throw the bell pepper away
>a tiny piece falling on the floor, rolling right under the counter
>wash board and knife
>wash hands
>check counter surface for liquids
>consider changing clothes
>consider washing face
>but wait, there's still a piece of bell pepper under the counter
>bend over, but can't reach it
>get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur
>>7308843
>turn 360° and walk away
You'd still be facing the same direction, you fucking moron.
>>7309069
>2016+0
>Not knowing that dank meme
>>7309069
not if you moonwalk
go out in style!
>>7309069
>>7309069
Is this bait?
>>7309307
Not at all :^)
>Mash a garlic bulb
>Fucking sprouts in every single clove
I always eat those...its the sweetest part of the pepper
>>7309069
2nu4me
>>7309069
>hi everybody, it's my first day on 4chan
>>7309069
Moshi moshi, baito desu
>>7310772
>hi everybody, I can't identify a joke
>>7310778
>damage control
Kek.
I̵̗͔̾͒̈́ͪ̒ä͇̯̩ͪ͗͗ͧ̔̃͜!͔̱͎̗͓̥̍̃ͫ̉ͭ͗͒ ͍̤̯̯͕͐ͅI̺̻͓͔͒̾̀ͅä̵͚̥̩͈̗͎̌ͥͯ̍ͣ!̟̠̞͈̹͔̃̒̔̚ ̯̞̞̲̂̌͠C̝̤̒ͮ̂ͫ͠t̿ͫ̐ͨͯͣh̖͉̰̹̙͈͎͡u͕̣̪͖̓̓͛̇ͣl͍̣̅̽̄̕h̝̗͉̒̔̄̄̾̾̿̀ư͍͈ͤͧͩ̑̐ ͉̜̀fͮh̨͎̮͍̝̲͈̝͊̂t̳̮̥́͋̄̿a̸̦͛ͣ̑̾ͣ̾̒ģ̖̺̯̗̃͗͗n͔͙͇͔̯̱̣̎̐ͬ!̝̗̳̳̣̣̰ͫ ̣̰͎͕͖̖ͭ͋͝P̰͖̮̪̩͐̀h̺̦̫̲̣̟͖͟'̨͕͈̦̆̑̆n̔̄̄ͧ̉ͥ͠g̵̻̭̘̺̪̯ͅl̥̯̼͕̖̫u̡ͣͯ͑̾̎̆̚i̍ͧͣ̐ ͚̎ͪm͔̹̉́̿̃̑̃̃g̞̳l̶̖̩̻̳̟̇̅w̬̬͍ͮͮͨͮͥ'̳̠̮̞͇͌ͪ̎ͮ͌̆̉n̟ͤͭͦ̌ͭ̊ͨ͘f̢̦̘̤a̵̮̯̖͌͗̂̽̒ͧḩ͎̯̈́́̑̀ ͧͩ̍̂͒ͪC̸͇͎̠̘̠̻̩͛̐̑̑t̛̺͚͍̱̭͈ḧ̘̙̣͍͚̜̜͌̎ͦͭ̚͞u͖̳͚̘̠͖̎ͫ͋͋̐̚l͕͚̭̥̃͆̎͆͒̚̕ͅh̤̭͇͍͔͓̖̾͒ͨ͌͋ͩ̚űͪ̚ ̗͈͖̂͋͋͒͒̒ͪR̟̱͖̽̃'̟̹̫̃̂l̪̺͛y͈̼̩̗̘̺̣̋̌̚e̷͍̱̘̙̘̹͑̄̚ͅh̻͈̦̲̔ ̡̭̗̗͍̑ͨͨͪ̋͑wͭ̐ͧ̈̏g̗̫̲̦͍̞̑̊̉̓ͣa̘̟̪͕͈͆ͮ̉̾̋ẖ͢'ͦ̾҉̬̗n̹͚̣̺̞͗a̟͊̓͝g̶̦͉̠̝ͭl͚̣̅̆̾̿ͤ͝ ̨̹̺̦̫͎̄̇f͈̼͚h̟̟͚͚̣̥̳͆̐ͭ̈͘ṫ̟͚̺ͤ̏̚à͎̜̥͇g̵̜̬͈̫̙̠͈n̢͉͎!̳͎ͨ͋̍̓͋͌̋
>>7310604
I always cut them in half, take out the sprout and just double the amount of cloves I use to make up for taking out the inside
>>7310773
>hi everybody, it's my first day on 4chan
>>7310818
>not knowing that the reply to the reply to the 360 degree meme is part of the meme too
>>7310962
>not knowing that the reply to reply to the reply to the 360 degree meme is part of the meme too
>>7308777
>bite into a strawberry
>a large black ant looking thing comes out
>I almost bit into that cunt
>>7309069
Good job, people got more baited by your reaponse than by the original post. You are truly a troll master.
No matter what you do, you are playing right into the dank meme of life
>>7310786
>damage control
Kek.
>>7310787
Fuck off, stop praying toCthulu
>>7310604
The sprouts taste good though
>>7311379
I will. Very soon, all time for prayer will end.
T͖̲̩̬̠̪͋̋͌̌́͌ͦh̰̮̠̺͖̺ͦ͛̄̿e̿̉͐ ̗̝̞̑̆̾̒hi͚̘̪̠̝͒͋̌ͯg̰̙ͥ̈̐͂ͩh̰̠̺͗ͮ̋̉̿͂ͅ ̙̪̩̤p̟̮ͩr̺͔̘͔͖̬ͨ́ͯ̂̈́̈͌i͕̼̤͎e̝͕̝̳̮̅̑͑ͭs̮̜ͧ͐̎̈t̥̙͈͚͉̱̉ͫͬͥͮ̎ͨ ̻͉̯̗͕̓ͤ̓̿͂h̙̼̩̲̣͚͕ͯͯ͐ͪͨ̏a̰͔̱̜̾̄̾ͤ̏ṣ͖ͦ̈͐̈͗ͮͨ ̰͙̌ͪ̓͆̉̎̾n̼̞̦͖͇̖ͮ̍͊̉e͙͈̟̣̖ẳ̮̺͖̬̮ͦ̊ř͎͚̱̖͊͂̃̃l̹͕͇̿͌ͩ́̇ȳ̝̼̯̫̜̓ ̘̃ͤ̚a̩̣̲͚̼̬șc̗͇͒͌͊ͬe̼͚̣̪̜̘̓ͭṅ͖̟̼d̹͇̮̪̲͎ͯ̽̌̃̌ͅe̤̭̭͖̠͑̍d̹̲͙̯͐ͦ̌.̝̝̫̤ͩ̈́͛
T͇̖̗̪̠̓͗̿͑̿h̷̳͎̙̞͖̗͙ͨͩ̈́̇͒͞ḛ̵͓̮̤̪̗̎̉ͥ ̨͎̞̰̹ͣ̒ͪ͜͞ș̟͔̝̇͂͘ͅt̷̨̩̞̮̰͍̾͒ͧͥ̎̐͜ä̟͉̞͎͇͎̝́̆͞͝ŗ͍̘̘̝̍̐̃ͮ͂̓́s̛̳͉͉̻͙̘̗̐ͩ̅͐̃͐͡ ̡̼̘͎̻͊̍̐̿͘a̷̵̞͙̤̩ͧ̒̄͑̆ͬ́ŗͭ̉̓͂̔̽̍͗͆҉͕̦̣͙̺͇͍͇e̷̡̟̖̖̼̘͇̣̰̪ͬ̏͢ ̳̻̲̏̔ͨͣ̈͂͋̒͠ͅa͍͕̙̣͇̲ͪͥ̀̚͢ĺ̥̠̘̿ͭ̆̀ỉ̯͇̼͚͈̪̭͒͢g̈́ͪͮ͂̄̔͏̢͎͎n͕̹̦͖̏̿̎̉ͬ̄i̸̹̟̦̫̘̻̱̥̣ͧ̓̕n̵̤̮̝̻̳̟͈̾ͨ͐g͕̗̙͎ͨ̔͊̍ͮ̎̊͞.̛͍̼̥̠̝͈͔͕̫́͘
It is time.
>>7311444
tripple trips! oh silly me
>>7310818
this literally just fucking happened to me the night after I read this post
fucking disgusting
sausages and peppers turned out nice though