Fuck off asshole piece of shit
>>7308099
shit mod
![11286_Nimg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7VDZEH7.jpg "11286_Nimg[1].jpg")
what kind of cheese blend is in your hotpockets OP
not funny
ᕕ⎝ᐛ⎠ᕗ HAHA
>>7308119
ebin
>>7308099
This is so useful, I would love to sink my canines d:^) into that.
Is this the birth of a new ebin mene? :DDDDD
Thank you for this blessing Hiroshimoot.
Truly you are a wise and giving lord.
*spills gatorade*
M-MUH ELECTROLYTES
please stop trying to be funny
you could have just made an ordinary thread and gotten the noreplies you deserve
>>7308099
what the fuck
I was just listening to a good surf guitar song, beer in one hand and the other cupping my balls, and this bullshit started to autoplay in the background. I swear to John Wayne I will elbow drop your ass into a gopher hole if I ever catch you, you piece of hippie garbage.
[spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GaCve6p9oF0[/spoiler]
>>7308099
Slow. The fuck. Down.
Is this the guy everyone says is actively trying to kill the site?
my pizza has vastly improve since instaining this method
thank
>>7308142
"no"
>>7308099
"Hi, I'm Mike Neylan. I'm a two-son personal chef."
Fuck off mods, isn't there someone talking about Reddit somewhere that you need to be butthurt about
>>7308099
They don't make 'em like this anymore.
>>7308151
I wonder if they're both his wife's
>>7308151
hahah epick
oh shit whats happening i think i have some virus on my computer what do
>>7308160
install system32
>>7308099
That's actually a decent tip. I use mozzarella, provolone, and white cheddar, though. Parmesan after it bakes.
That flavorless supermarket mozzarella has really good melting qualities and gives it that stringiness that we all love. The provolone and white cheddar add the flavor.
STOP CHANGING THINGS YOU FUCKING GOOK
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7308161
well guess what shithead i'm going to tell hiroshima about this shit what is his email bet he is a cool guy and listens to me
Thats it fuck 4chan
Fuck Mods
Im outta here
ITS LIKE IM REALLY ON EIGHT CHAN
>three cheese blend
Do you even cook?
Fuck this shit.
Hiro you're letting this site go to fucking shit. Get it together, man.
>>7308171
how are you going to tell him he only speaks chinese
Trying to enjoy an suicidal black metal album and talking with the voices in my head, and get interrupted by this shit
>>7308199
watashi no nihongo daijoubu desu
>>7308099
Fuck off you piece of shit.
But wait, how are 4 cheese blends made then?
this is annoying, having to stop the video from playing every time the page refreshes now. and there's nothing wrong with this video, it's not like you instinctively know from birth what cheeses go into a 3-cheese mix for pizza.
sage and report
>>7308207
thats wrong nigra, you can't vietnamese to this chink, he'll be upset
assuming it really is a he, I can't tell from these goddamn slopes
>>7308215
You can mute the tab or block the video.
>>7308154
I hate that stupid shit like this makes me laugh
>>7308233
but i don't want to be inconvenienced just because a mod wants to be an attention whore
:stopmusic:
>>7308266
You should be browsing using the catalog anyway. I can't believe people still use the page view.
what would i have done without this
Why the fuck is this playing automatically?
>>7308273
So you browse without knowing what's actually being talked about in any thread?
>>7308282
The OP is more than enough to figure that out. If I like a thread, I'll open it and read through it. Then maybe even post.
I'm only in this thread because I don't bookmark the catalog page by default and the music startled me.
>>7308154
Great pic desu
>>7308273
Catalog is how redditors browse 4chan, it condenses all the content into a safe, sterile, Reddit-friendly format
>video plays automatically
>>7308499
HIDING THE THREAD DOESN'T EVEN HELP
MAKE IT STOP
>>7308519
If you're using chrome right click on the tab and select mute tab
>>7308519
just disable google javascript with your NoScript. You're using NoScript right?
also bumping so everyone has to see the video again
>>7308528
Thank you.
Wow what the actual fuck?
Whatever mod did this is a dick.
Not in the least bit funny.
>Live in the same city as this dude
>>7308546
These MODS are ruining my LIFE
Better bump it to the front page again. :^)
>>7308099
good dubs!
>Had to have my headphones loud to hear a quiet YouTube video
>Go to casually browse /ck/
>Giving the jolt of a lifetime
Fuck
>>7308099
interrupted my tv show butthead
I'm trying to think of something relevant to add to this thread... but... shoot. Oh well.
![1431187409726[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oJWZ78U.jpg "1431187409726[1].jpg")
>people thinking this thread is Hiro's doing
>not knowing about based swaglord
I'm not sure if it's a good or bad thing that /ck/ is this out of touch with the 4chan community.
>>7308788
>not frequenting shitposting boards
>being out of touch
how'd this thread get off the front page? I'll fix that!
>>7308830
Good work, anon!
how do you make a new post?
More people need this invaluable info.
>>7308888
>>7308888
Like that...
*cough*
>>7308099
he did it wrong
>>7308099
bap-bap-bap-bap... why is this not on the first page??
Anybody here know how to make a 3-cheese blend, maybe for something like my pizza?
Can someone recommend tips for a 2 to 4 cheese blend?
Wait a minute, what the fuck is going on here? Why is this video playing automatically on the page?
>>7308099
L E G E N
D A I R Y
if your point is there are worse things on youtube than Jack Scalfani, point taken.
>>7308099
fuck you cunt go back to banning fags for saying leddit somewhere. I'm drunk and cooking and everytime I refresh your fag video starts back up. fuck you I dont like the catalog
>>7308099
[s4s]? in my /ck/?
>>7309118
>hide the thread
>install 4chanX/cc0d
>become less of a faggot
three easy options!
FUCKING
MODS
>>7308099
>a live cooking tip on /ck/
wew!
swaglord, im sick of your fucking shitpost bullshit. stop spreading unfunny "memes" or your s4s aesthetic to other boards that have a serious topic. s4s is BULLSHIT i HATE IT
>>7309638
ᕕ⎝ᐛ⎠ᕗ HAHA
>auto-allowing flash
You are all fucking retarded.
>>7309647
This, anybody who is actually dumb enough to allow flash by default deserves any heart attacks they get from this thread.
>>7308485
Kek
The ol Reddit argument. Works every time if you're a faggot
mods = gods
>>7309837
bump
What do you do after they go in the bowl?
anyone have the code to uninstall this>?
>>7309876
delete system32
>>7309876
You could type "sage" into the options field, or otherwise not bump the thread.
Maybe if you report it another mod will realize they have a shitposter on their staff.
>>7308196
Mods used to do shit like this quite often. I for one just enjoy having my shit fucked up a bit here and there.
Or would you prefer another 10 jack-posting threads on the front page?
>>7309904
This mod is obviously pro jack shit...
>>7309709
grass looks like this though:
> " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
> " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
> " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
> " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
> " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
Do you even dorfort?
>>7309908
This is 4chan you butt boy. We are all pro jack shit here
>>7309915
Not all of 4chan is /b/.
This is /ck/, the food and cooking interest board.
Or how bout I just pick a pizza up from Papa murphys cause Im not some pretentious little faggot about my pizza.
Cunt.
Eat a dick.
>>7308099
>reposting shit from reddit
God damn what is this
>>7308099
good thread, good dubs!
>>7309904
>Or would you prefer another 10 jack-posting threads on the front page?
Compared to this shit tier bullshit? Yes.
Mods could be useful but we get this instead.
>>7310133
>Mods could be useful
haha epic! your joke is as good as your dubs (checked btw!)
>>7308788
Why does this 30 year old wear a 4chan t-shirt? Is he like memeing for his little kid?
>>7308099
Just when you think /ck/ can't get any worse, the mods start shitposting.
Delete this board please.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8cn3NqnWeY
Faggots.
What's going on with this thread?
>>7310185
i was cosplaying a 4chan mod
>>7308099
>I'm a two-time personal chef
What did he mean by this?
Good morning, everyone! Has this been settled yet?
>>7310715
He cooked his own meals twice
>>7308099
but gorgonzola is the best pizza cheese.
>>7309942
All of 4chan is autistic apparently since you can't just hide a thread on one of the slower boards and move on with your posting.
>>7308099
Fuck off you faggot nigger mod forcing this shit to play.
Fuck off back to where you came from
>>7308099
>>7311096
Hiding the thread doesn't stop the video.
>>7311096
>you can't just hide a thread
No, you can't just hide the thread, because the retarded mouth breathing shit fucker of a mod who posted this shitty fucking /reddit/ tier bollocks like a fucking thalidomide victim with down's syndrome, made the video auto-play. And it auto-plays even if the thread is hidden.
We haven't had a mod who wanted to shit up 4chan this much since WT Snacks.
>>7311086
>Gorgonzola
>Pizza cheese
>>7311121
You're awfully mad.
Don't you like tips for making pizza?
>>7308099
Real talk
If you don't use Pesto as your Pizza sauce you're a fucking nerd
>>7308212
you'll see next week
>>7308099
>>7309284
Top haha!
Does the order that I add the cheese together make a difference?
>>7308099
Fuck off cockgarbling cumslut faggot
>people intentionally bumping this thread
>>7308099
>>7308099
Woah woah WOAH dude, slow the fuck down, I'm not Gordon Ramsay, you insanely technical genius. The bar on this video is way too fucking high! So first things first, what the fuck is 'cheese'?
:stoppizza:
How do you make a 3-cheese blend for something else, like lasagna?
>>7311522
top scientists are on the case
>>7311523
so, we know this is going to the bump limit. Here are our choices, /ck/ids- flood the thread with shitposts every minute until it hits 300 or 315 whatever the new limit is, or has thing fucking thread hang around the board for a literal week.
what's gonna be? I'm not arsed enough to do a script but somebody else could spend an hour to save us all from this for the next 7 days.
how about it?
>>7311590
Shitpost away
Let's not forget to sage this shit though
Can anyone figure out how to do a four cheese recipe? How many cheeses are needed?
>>7311617
Five.
Ja/ck/s marinara sauce would go great with that pizza.
>>7308099
>>7311626
is that just tomato sauce from a can and a ton of oil?
>>7311590
I posted it on /qa/ hoping it would lead to more people coming here to bump it off
>>7311635
Basically, yeah.
>>7308099
>does anyone else notice how his head shakes back and forth slightly when he starts to talk?
I got you better pizza right here senpaitachi.
Spiderman? Is that legal?
Should I shred the cheese before I mix them all together?
>>7311667
Absolutely not. Mix, *then* shred.
>>7311644
I was hoping it was going to be a pineapple the whole way through after reading the filename
I'm starting to get really confused by all the shitposting. I wish the MODS would come through and remove everything unrelated to cheese blends for pizza.
>Two-time personal chef
>the way he jiggles his head after he says each cheese name
>"shredded uh-mootzarellah"
>all that sweat
lmao
>>7311724
this could be his big break, he was nervous
>>7311732
He was more likely on coke
Yes, but, he's still better than Ja/ck/
>>7311590
OK let's make this an actual poop thread.
does anyone else get seriously interested in how what they cook makes them poop? I made sausages in red sauce and ate that over broccoli and had the roaring shits next day.
I followed up with potato goulash and was bricked up solid for the next two days after that, it was like passing a literal log.
>>7311705
>Tucson personal chef
>>7311748
not better than Joey tho
Did anyone notice how agile he was with those bowls? How he was picking the next one up before fully setting the previous one down? That's years of experience making 3 cheese blends.
Fuck you OP I was listening to Van Morrison and you ruined it.
cmon Broeys! 300 or bust
>>7311590
i guess i'll try this if i'm not banned from false flagging reports for every post in this thread
>>7311840
sure what the heck
>>7311855
just sage when you do
>>7311855
sick dubs!
>>7308099
nice dubs
>>7311859
saging still works? i thought it was thrown away as was noko. trying anyway
>>7311891
pretty sure its just not visible but still works
>>7311891
>saging still works?
Sageing does precisely what it was always designed to do.
-1
+1
>>7311917
every time i try to post with sage it says upload failed
>>7311917
can confirm sage still works. I sage retards like a motherfucker
lalalalalalalalallaaaaaaaaaaa
>>7311956
put it in options anon
>>7308099
MODS ARE KEKS
MODS ARE CLUCKS
MODS ARE KEKS
>>7308099
If I change the order of cheese adding will it still work?
SHEET NIGGA IMMA FINNA DIS NIGGA IN DIS FREAD 100 100 HUNNIT FITTY
FUCK MODS ARE GAY
how do we know it wasn't the same cheese in each bowl?
leave
Please tell me it's the secret recipe
>>7312136
>iphone
>shitpost
everytime
A lot of people are going to be mad when they find out swagfag removed the bump limit on this thread.
>>7310469
dear swaglord
will U plz sticky my taco thread
>>7312156
its all good fun, kiddo. its nice that we're finally getting the recognition and status we deserve. after all we started some real shit over the years- meatbread, bacon weaving, hobo wine and not least of all Our Pal Joey!!!
>WOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOO GYANG
>>7312136
>pasta
>Sysco
>wa la!
I'll post to get rid of this damn thing.
Posting to help the thread get to auto sage
>>7308099 dubs
Wow, swaglord. How can I thank you enough?
I really had no idea how to make a 3cb and I have constantly wondered throughout my life.
Well, today was that faithful day. I heard the annoying music as soon as I clicked /ck/ after looking at porn on /g/ and I knew my fates had aligned.
Now I know.
Thank you o holy one, swaglord.
Bless your magical /ck/ powers.
>>7308212
They still haven't addressed fucking 2 cheese blends!
>>7311394
I would also like to know this
>>7312300
tfw based swaggy removes bump limit
>>7308099
>be swaglord
>really want to fuck some boards shit up
>oh I know /ck/ will be perfect
>/ck/ is the literal asshole of 4chan
>mfw
>>7312422
it's okay, we #bigleague now, bro.
#2fast4u #makingit #realtalk #gamebabygame
>>7308099
swaglord y
Up to 200
Keep it going.
swaglord a tip top cook
I remember when swaglord was still called gingermod.
:stopmusic:
>>7311750
Sausages are fatty, potato goulash has a lot of fiber.
This will, at long last, be /ck/'s sticky.
Do us proud all you Kenmen and Broeys and cuckfags and BOH Juans and Hectors and sexy baking grils and fastfood shit tier eaters and roomate havers and knifelords and knights of the cast iron brigades!
On to battle for the glory of the republic! For countrymen and for your children and for what is right and good in the chan! Onward!
Aux armes, citoyens!
Formez vos bataillons!
Marchons! Marchons!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTsg9i6lvqU
Do Us Proud, Gentlemen. For who among us will not be a gentleman after this day? From this day to the ending of the world,
But we in it shall be remember'd;
We few, we happy few, we band of faggots;
For he to-day that shares his post with me
Shall be a faggot; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And fedoras in other boards
Shall think themselves accursed they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap whiles any speaks
That fought with us upon Swaglord's day!
>Joey is love
>Joey is life
mods = gods!!! mods = gods!!! more!!! i demand more!!!
thanks swaglord
i say this as a /ck/ regular
we needed some fun
Pardon me, but do you have any three cheese blend?
>bitches don't know bout my 3-cheese mixtape
Does this technique work for calzones as well, or is it just for my favorite pizza?
>>7312497
that makes sense
Nice thread
this thread is dangerously cheesy
Thank you for this help with cheese.
thanks OP now I can finally make my pizza
Getting real fucking sick of this shit.
Posting for bump limit.
T H R E E C H E E S E
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jesus christ i can't stop watching this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMHXAVelq7A
>>7312511
Good dubs
what's that one shitpost board that isn't /s4s/ or /trash/ or /v/ that has that really long name
it had wacky text effects
>>7312979
>turn 36°
https://youtu.be/MSRN3hjzVkQ
>>7312999
>>7312979
>>7308099
he really reminds me of jack kelly from its always sunny
my life has changed watching this. ty based swaglord
i enjoy three cheese mixes
>>7313020
CANNOT UNSEE
>>7308099
the intro muisic is my jam
>>7312946
>>7308099
fuck off back to s4s retard
it was a very cute and informative video, thanks
>>7312481
shhhh that's secret
>>7308099
god i fucking hate this thread, why does it autoplay?
>>7312999
>>7312979
>>7308099
>Tucson chef
Oh fuck me.
>>7312979
I love how he ever so slightly shakes his head from side to side as he speaks, as if the words need some help being expelled from his mouth
>>7308788
>balding
glad he's getting what he deserves
>>7308099
but how do I make a 4 cheese mix
>>7311522
The question you should be asking is, how do you make a lasagna that uses this three-cheese blend?
>>7312816
Do your calzones work for this based 3cb?
>>7308099
swaglord? More like faglord.
rekt
>>7312979
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqKKK71qGj4
This fucking channel
These are some hot tips and tricks
>>7313642
Read the thread, faggot. You would find out that we've already determined that isn't possible.
Since there seems to be some controversy regarding the contents of the video, I've taken the liberty of making a transcript. I certify this transcript is true and accurate, to the best of my abilities; however, any suggestions and/or corrections are appreciated.
<music>
"Hi, I'm chef Mike Neylan, I'm a P-Tucson personal chef, and I'm here to show you how to make a three cheese blend for pizza. First you start with shredded a-mozzarella, then a shredded provolone, and then a freshly grated Parmesan. You mix them all together in a bowl... and then you can use it for your favorite pizza. That's how you make a three cheese blend, for your pizza."
<music>
I'm gonna try this blend on my fish tonight it seems legit
Switch to mobile view, don't play this shit automatically
Also mods are fags
>>7314400
Please don't tell me what to do.
>>7312997
/ck/
>>7308099
bump to make sure this stays on the top page
everyone deserves to feel the same pain i did
why is this thread still alive
MODS=FAGS
>>7314482
fuck i forgot sage doesn't work if you post an image, sorry
-1
50 more fuckin posts to go
i saw a joey thread on /wsg/, never seen his videos before but wow this man is even more digusting with audio
i'm clicking on all the palm trees. i'm doing it for you, /ck/
