Post em
>>7300342
serious question:
can this dude do ANYTHING right?
like has he ever had a successful recipe
>>7300344
A few times but probably only by accident.
Who here /bigboybite/
>>7300375
>uses hand as a napkin
Kill this creature.
>>7300351
Holy fuck
>>7300345
lol. too much cornstarch I guess? It looks like the liquid solid thing I made in 3rd grade science class.
>>7300375
Post the one where he takes a bite and moves his mouth faster and faster while his eyes are closed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAZXvSMj_BU
Did Jack actually think the YOOOOHOO HOO HOO HOO HOO HO...HOODEEDOODEEDOOOO thing would get him on the food network?
>>7300479
I'm dumbfounded
>>7300776
Her work has been described as an "edible hate crime"
https://youtu.be/we2iWTJqo98
>>7300342
This dumb fuck should be euthanised just to get rid of his horrid genes
>>7300351
perfect
>>7300501
>Did Jack actually think
Now come on, anon...
>>7301043
I think this one pisses me off the most.
>>7301112
What pisses me off is that the incompetent fuck then declares that the product doesn't work because it couldn't possibly be that his pulled pork was raw as fuck.
God, I hate this man. I was very much against people commenting on his videos to begin with because I figured he was just some idiot doing his best but I've come to realise that Jack deserves every bit of abuse he gets. As a cook and as a human being.
>>7301052
Who's got the webm of him felating the burrito with his jaba the hut tongue as he takes a bite
>>7301067
What in the fuck is that horror show even supposed to be?
>>7301047
>fajitas
>half cup of liquid pouring out the other end
>>7300342
Anyone got the link for the vidme channel?
>>7301182
It's chicken blood
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tnulqy4xvMA
Jack is truly an idiot.
>>7301067
This is just fucking horrific everytime I see it.
>>7301209
Love how he drags his sleeve all over the raw meet.
>>7300902
She is Andrew Cuomo's (gov of NY) gf.
If Jack isn't dead or sick yet then he must be doing something right
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkFzrZTn6_A
Look who i found.
Someone please link the video of ja/ck/ on that texas investor show
requesting the salsa webm
>>7301209
>Meat is so tough he has to chew for 15+ seconds and cut some time out in the middle.
Beautiful
>>7300902
Whenever my grandpa sees that Sandra Lee is on with the guide, he changes to the channel as fast as he can. He then proceeds to laugh hysterically at everything she does.
>>7301038
holy fuck that thing at 0:20 looks like a prolapse
>>7301260
The tapeworms eat all the salmonella. I know because science.
I think we can all agree on the fact tat Ja/ck/ is a disgusting excuse for a sentient being and, in all actuality, he can barely be considered human.
Is this fat retard the cooking equivalent of DSP?
>>7301043
THAT'S FUCKING RAW PORK WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Did this dumb slob eat that?
>>7301209
>that giant fucking onion
>>7301209
Jack is like an abusive boyfriend who constantly feels the need to convince you everyone but him is shit
who also hawks shitty sauces and is morbidly obese
>>7301328
It's not raw you stupid chucklefuck.
>>7301355
That meat is almost certainly raw. Look at the center, it's fucking still slimy.
>>7301358
It's a pork shoulder, that's fat.
>>7301355
>>7301366
If it were cooked properly through, even those retarded claws could have shredded it.
Made a new one.
>>7301392
Ugh I am really not a fan of porkchops and this doesnt help
>>7301209
Wont the inner bit of the steak roll be raw? Doesnt it need searing?
>>7301392
Look at that, isnt it beautiful?
I just realized I have one of those jars he uses in the OP. It's very clearly not meant to hold liquid. Is Jack literally retarded?
>>7300345
dat newtonian fluid tho
>>7300375
is no one gonna say anything about the cum hanging on the side
>his twitter is still protected since the canning video
>>7301209
i hate all the books he keeps on the counter like that.. won't the pages get all sticky with food and ruined? is he trying to look smart? it's not working
>>7301507
All his other space is taken up by electric turkey fryers and other useless appliances he keeps buying.
>>7301120
>I was very much against people commenting on his videos to begin with because I figured he was just some idiot doing his best
This is how I used to feel, too, until I watched more videos and realized he's a rude, abusive, hateful piece of human garbage. He's not just a terrible cook, he's a genuinely horrible person.
>>7301507
According to the son he didn't throttle til a nosebleed set in, Ja/ck/ doesn't actually cook very often
>>7301517
electric turkey fryer? dear god is that legal?
>>7301209
whats with his fucking accent
he pretends that he's from this big italian family but he sounds like a mexican especially when he says garlic at 1:33 and 2:09
>>7301540
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q9T747z0dlI
>>7301534
>thinly veiled
Look who's talking.
>>7301209
>sees 90-second demonstration video on Facebook
>thinks recipe is actually supposed to take only 90 seconds to make
He is literally retarded. No one with a normally-functioning brain would think this.
>>7301480
non-newtonian
>>7301568
and i just learned she had a double mastectomy due to breast cancer last year. rip childhood.
>>7301043
>meat claws
>i dont know how to use these
>id rather use a fork
>>7301565
>all my family waiting behind the camera
Yeah right. Jack, you don't have any family desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKOtYmA-noY
>>7301492
his twitter is protected because i made a twitter called Jack_Cock @jakatak6 with photoshopped pics of him with a penis in his mouth and started following all his followers
I can't watch half of Jack's shit without cringing the fuck out
He's a bad cook, a bad person and an abusive parent
>>7301038
I couldn't tell when it ended
>>7301666
hahaha holy shit
>>7301047
>fajita so scared of Jack it pissed itself
>>7301164
aunt myrna's party cheese salad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
>>7301297
sounds like an upright gent
>>7301582
err yeah
>i was only pretending to be retarded
>>7301565
Something is very funny about a gigantic fat cunt like him reviewing something called a butterball
>>7301666
youre my fucking hero, dude.
look at him shaved.
>>7300345
what video is this?
>>7301768
Its the general tso's one
>>7301038
wtf is he even trying to make?
>>7301787
His arteries collapse.
>>7301787
i think it was actually called garbage stew. not even joking. it had some stupid name to it.
it was basically taking every piece of food in your fridge thats about to expire and putting it in one big stew so nothing goes to waste.
>>7301577
he doesnt know that people edit their videos and that they are doing everything in real time.
he probably thinks that british people move like they are in fast forward.
>>7301666
internet griefing potentially cutting into this shitbag's bottom line.
Beautiful.
>>7301828
yeah lol fuck him
>>7301814
my dad tried that once, except he called it hobo stew. it was naturally crap and we gave him shit about it for years.
>>7301657
CRAB LEGS EVERYWHERE
>>7301657
What video is the commentary from again?
Jack has a message for y'all, /ck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a46nfCPWjDU
>>7301209
>A MINUTE AND A HALF TO POUR PRE PREPPED INGREDIENTS INTO A PAN
I don't think the problem is that he doesn't understand the recipe videos are meant to be quick promos, Jack is just slow as fuck
>>7301921
jack on the go where hes looking @ lightning
There's nothing worse than a dishonest cook, and that's the real issue I have with him. That or he just is that clueless about how things should look or taste.
Probably both.
>>7300342
>>7301209
Has no one pointed out the irony that Jack accuses all those short videos for tricking viewers into thinking it takes 90 secs to make food because of editing (when it's really just an ideas/time/succintness issue), MEANWHILE Jack literally does employ the use of editing himself including in this video.
If he was smart he'd have done that video in realteam so it would've been 30 mins long and he'd also have something to show Food Network about being able to carry a cook. But nah, too much work.
>>7301067
I need to show this shit to my wife so I can finally convince her to stop trusting random self-published cooking blogs.
I fucking HAVE The Joy of Cooking, Mastering the Art of French Cooking, and How to Cook Everything. Literally anything she could want to cook is in those books, and they are REAL recipes that have been tested and vetted.
Holy shit, I'm mad.
>>7302000
In Jack's defence Aunt Myrna is old and those sort of Jello-based "salads" were all the rage in the 60's (they were usually a joint venture between Jell-O and mayonaise companies) so it's very much a dated recipe.
Still, Jack sells it like he's serious about it being delicious instead of making it a quirky "let's look to the past" style jokey video. Also the end reaction of him eating is amazing because you can see his instant regret and absolute silence before he realises and throws out a very fake "mmm".
>>7301936
>I just leave them
>deletes EVERYTHING
>>7301936
>mix ammonia and bleach
Thanks, 4chan.
>>7301492
What canning video? Can't find it on his channel.
>>7302124
He fucked it up incredibly badly, and got totally rinsed in the comments because it was so unsafe. Eventually he had to delete it. Someone reuploaded it somewhere, but I don't have the link handy
>>7302124
Oh, found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU
>>7301209
It's pretty sad that he thinks Tasty recipes are intended to take as long as the videos do.
>>7302136
Moron here who knows literally nothing about canning.
I just watched it and don't know what the critical error was. Can you please explain it to me?
>>7302165
Apparently you shouldn't use dairy in canning but they had cheese in the chilli and the temperature and time wasn't near enough to kill botulism spores in the meat.
>>7301936
>starts the video by wiping his nose
jack jack jack
>>7302169
You should specify that's dairy in home-canning since that triggers some people on here.
>>7301209
God, I Ja/ck/ it on a regular basis, but this one really bothers me. You can tell he's purposely going slower than necessary to "prove a point". But there is no point to be proven...nobody who sees the videos he's referencing would think it only takes 90 seconds. He's just butthurt that those videos get so many likes and shares on Facebook while his get none.
>>7302288
>so many likes and shares on Facebook while his get none
he does get a lot of views on /ck/, and that's quite a demographic to command
i think
>>7302327
How aware is he of us? I wish I screen capped it, I remember some faggot linking him to the daily cu/ck/ thread and he didn't seem interested. Just thought we were a bunch of hateful people jabbering. Personally I doubt he came back and I can't imagine he understands our interface.
>>7302327
If you look at Ja/ck/'s analytics or just his views, he's quite clearly lost a lot of momentum from his older videos.
People have just gotten wise to his lack of skills and palate and honesty those "everyman" recipes/videos aren't even that popular since shit like Masterchef, Ramsay/Khoo stuff and even Foodwishes has shown that homecooks don't have to be complete retards and can make interesting stuff.
Jack is pretty much done as a YT chef now, he's become a gimmick and a throwback in the worst way and even though he tries to modernise his show (vegetarian, health stuff) he doesn't have the skills to make it work.
He does have a new "jerk" sauce in the pipeline though (^:
>>7302362
>Foodwishes
I'm not gonna lie man Chef John saved me from depression.
His unoffensive, corny sense of humor and general good attitude made me get interested in cooking and not worry as much about my mess of a life otherwise.
>>7302165
>>7302503
Jack killing himself with incompetently canned food would be a fitting way to go.
>>7302362
>"jerk" sauce
just whipping up a batch right now, as a matter of fact
>>7302503
So fucking rekt
>>7302362
>If you look at Ja/ck/'s analytics or just his views, he's quite clearly lost a lot of momentum from his older videos.
That is patently, demonstrably untrue. See:
http://socialblade.com/youtube/user/jakatak69
>>7301067
>cool whip
>shredded cheese
NO JACK! NO!
does anyone have a link to the sauna ad video
>>7302586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBFsXHL1dZg
>>7301936
didn't he say he wasn't drinking coffee?
>>7302586
>>7302601
If you don't want to see it on Ja/ck/'s channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-inm3Z1dgF8>>7302601
>>7301067
>FOUR HOURS LATER
>raw as fuck
>>7301038
wasting lagunitas
Wow.
I used to watch jack's videos a LONG fucking time ago. Like 2007 maybe? They weren't bad, I guess, but they were just stupid simple shit. I eventually unsubscribed, but holy fuck apparently I missed out on a goldmine of shit in the process.
I don't really browse /ck/ that often, so I didn't know Ja/ck/posting was a thing. Can anyone post some of the best examples of why he's so hated now?
>>7302660
vid.me
/CookingWithJack
>>7302663
Thanks, m8. I'll be enjoying this for a while to come.
Who else Ja/ck/in it?
>>7302839
>>7302844
>>7302839
What are these from?
>>7302859
Jack crying for sympathy on West Texas Investors Club, TV show.
>>7300351
So glad there's a normal cook out there who can show me how to use consumer convenience kitchen items.
you think he got a tummy ache after eating that 4 year old shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU
>>7302610
thank you frund
>>7301287
there you go bud
>>7303097
foul
one more
>>7302938
>this is 4 year old potato and cream soup
>mhmmmm yeah the flavor kinda changed over the years!
Jesus Christ.
>>7303118
like a toad snapping at flies.
>>7303134
see how juicy that is? doesn't that look delicious? so moist
>>7301297
I like your grandpa.
jesus how has he not died yet
I legit enjoy watching this guy slowly kill himself from his cooking stupidity.
>>7303183
inb4 he dies of choking
It simultaneously bothers and pleases me that one man is such a bad cook that even /ck/ can unanimously agree on something.
That's it, I'm out of Ja/ck/ webms.
>>7300902
why wouldn't she just use butter and icing sugar as the icing base if she's going to add all the other shit? icing is the easiest thing in the world to make
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JX-P9R7W0bE
>>7303148
Out of all the things Jack does wrong when he makes burgers (and usually it's everything) the one thing that triggers me the most is that he NEVER toasts his buns.
Absolutely fucking haram and unamerican.
>>7303155
I've never seen this before and it legit made me angry.
On /toy/ we call that being a hamfist but Jack's like that x10.
>>7303210
>hamburgers are American
>>7303201
>that drip down the side
>>7303155
the plastic mixing bowl triggers me
>>7303155
Which video is this?
>>7303231
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSxfNFEyDLE
>>7303234
>Aunt Myrna
WHAT THE FUCK IS HER FUCKING PROBLEM?
She's like the real food terrorist here.
>>7303234
>Let's look at Kacy's lazy man omelette
>beautiful
God fucking damnit, it's NOT beautiful.
>>7301548
He's from Arizona. He ran away when they let gay people get married.
>>7303242
why is it chunky?
>>7303183
I think maybe he's grown immune to food poisoning
>>7303148
This image shows the number of American Bison by year.
As you can see, at the turn of the century there were 300 American Bison in the US where once 60,000,000 roamed. The population had been decimated, destroyed by hunting and the development of the land for human use. The might Buffalo was nearly extinct.
Luckily, through unbelievable conservation efforts and a massive scale of co-operation and respect for nature rarely observed by humanity, Bison numbers have recovered.
Looking at this I wish they had gone extinct, or at the very least were still endangered so that Jack would at least be committing a crime by killing one. Although this is so undercooked that he would probably be able to find a legal loophole where it isn't technically dead so he hasn't done any damage to the Bison population.
>>7303155
Hey, my grandma makes these. They're called ooey gooey bars or something. Why did that fat faggot blast that sugar bomb with whipped cream?
>>7303260
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmBj8r1-fDo
>>7303261
>from 300 to 400k
jesus christ imagine how fucking inbred they are literally no fucking genetic diversity at all
>Jack has to make a pancake/cake/muffin/etc
>Uses a premade storebought thing
I mean it's so easy to make a batter for all those things and yet he just buys them out of laziness.
>>7301392
looks like death visited
REMINDER THAT IN JACK JR'S STREAM HE MENTIONED HIS FAMILY EAT OUT MOST OF THE TIME AND JACK ONLY COOKS WHEN HE'S MAKING A VIDEO.
>>7303277
they breed with cattle so that shakes the gene pool up a bit
>>7303166
>literally 1/4 of that dish is cheese
Jack Jr is so weirdly uncoordinated. Just sort of looking through the videos and he's just so herky jerky.
Like do kids just use ipads now and don't have playdoh to learn motor skills or some shit?
>>7303322
well he is retarded by default because hes american and the fact that he has jack as a dad probably multiplies that by a bit
not to mention jack probably choked tammy during pregnancy so he caused jack junior to have problems due to oxygen deprivation
It's a "Jack puts an unseasoned "burger" patty on a cold and heavily oiled skillet so when it goes down it doesn't sizzle or make any noise and then just gets weirdly greasy with no crust" episode
Has anybody got the link to the West Texas Investors Club where he's crying?
>>7303259
because his lazy man omelettes are boiled in ziploc bags. he mixes everything in a plastic bag then puts it in a pot of boiling water
>>7303134
What's wrong with there being a little bit of blood in the chicken? This happens a lot and I'm fine eating it.
>>7301814
I mean I really like the idea. But the end result was complete crap.
>>7303577
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ak3uJGf6Bj0
jesus christ. just when i think it can't get any worse.
who fucking boils food in ziploc bags?
Does anyone want to bet that any time Jack criticizes something for being "flavorless" it has more to due with Jack's unrefined palate and him being unable to register anything less than bottles of seasoning and less with the actual food
>>7303595
The risk of salmonella is way too high to consider eating chicken that hasn't gotten to at least 165F/74C.
If you see red/pink juices in your chicken, it needs more time, or your risk poisoning yourself and others.
>>7303625
WHAT IS THIS VIDEO
>>7303625
>cooking shit in plastic bags
Seems like a gr8 way to leech unnecessary chemicals.
Is a messy, half-assed omelette made in a pan not lazy enough?
>>7302346
>Just thought we were a bunch of hateful people jabbering.
To be fair, that is exactly what we are. What Jack doesn't understand is that our hate is completely justified.
>>7303201
Is that supposed to be poutine?
>>7301067
I'm going to puke
this is listed under notable people in hendersonville tennessee's wikipedia page
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hendersonville,_Tennessee
>>7303625
>poo-tin
it's poo-teen, not the president of russia
>>7303625
2:20 Fringe Fries?
More like cringe fries when he actually tries to make poutine
>>7303695
:^)
>>7303736
Not surprising. What the fuck even happens in Tennessee? Nothing, right?
>>7303752
he would've put it there himself or one of his friends
>>7303759
I'm sure he put himself on there.
>>7303202
The problem with Jack is that he's too stupid to know better.
The problem with Sandra Lee is she's too drunk to know better.
>>7301038
Whenever I think he's gonna stop, more stuff is added to the pot.
It never ends.
>>7303113
I remember he got super upset because the disney land fucking food wasn't authentic tasting
>>7301763
Did you save my pic senpai?
Who's got the link to the vidme channel?
>>7303625
Omelettes take like 2 minutes to make. This is more complicated. Scalfani has mislead me.
>>7303144
>jar of Mayonnaise looming in the background
Everytime this one always triggers me the most.
Has anyone here ever dared to try his sauces? I want to know how bad they are, considering he named it "the best sauce you'll ever taste"
>>7303874
why does someone say this every fucking day
>>7303891
I never seen anyone ask it before in these threads
>>7301269
Goddammit he looks like a pug with a mouthful of peanut butter. I swear his eyes bulge out in two different directions.
>>7301666
kek
>>7303736
He totally fucking added that himself. Guarantee it.
>>7303625
>Can't pronounce fucking poutine
>Make a big deal about looking it up on iPhone
>Ugh, unbelievable
>Give up
>Alright guys, it's called Pewtins
>Hehe, it's alright, I'm just a lazy man
>>7303898
It happens in every one. And yes, an anon bought the bbq kind and posted pics before. Said it was like smoke flavored jello. I was going to order some too to try the hot, but it's like 14 dollars for shipping or some shit.
>>7303898
Someone got his sauce..
I think it even says Ketchup twice on the ingredients list...
>>7303155
Why did crack the second egg like that?????
>>7303962
>>7303929
Here it is, anon said it was too sweet and artificially smokey
>>7303968
Isn't that how everybody cracks eggs?
>>7303973
Ahh.. Corn Syrup twice.
>>7303973
>Proverbs 30:7-9
>>7303968
He cracks all of his eggs like that. I think he even discussed being called out about it and says it's more efficient than anything else.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfhb9k2u5i4
He even make fawh...'isn't it beautiful'?
>>7303973
Call that number on there if you have any comments or suggestions for jack.
Based Ja/ck/, holy shit
>>7304029
>>7301146
>implying fish aren't animals
Trolling gently
>>7302021
I totally get that and it would be fine if not for the cheese. Why the fuck would you mix cheese and jello? Especially cheese as sharp as cheddar. The cool whip is another unnecessary ingredient.
>>7301209
I cant be the only one to notice that a lot of his comments sound like generic family member teir, "Good Job!" comments?
>>7303166
>pouring everything in the middle instead spreading it out to make mixing easier
>>7302572
....his youtube has 69 in it?
That's fucking disgusting.
>>7304026
Anus seeds!
>>7301120
Yeah I felt bad for him for a little while, but then I actually watched one of his episodes
Ja/ck/ tries P90X
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj374FPMyDo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhLpkuAL0Pg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ur7SH9voK4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L3bP1oaC3VM
>>7304080
youre ok with the raw celery and bell pepper plus pecans?
>>7304124
I like how Jack wears fingerless gloves when he works out
>>7304128
No but I can respect that for some reason people did it in the 60s. They aren't as strong and unique as cheese, which really shouldn't be anywhere near jello in any circumstance.
>>7301392
>his color and flavor: gone
>>7301276
Is that his kid? kek
>>7301276
>found
Lmfao people have been posting these for a while.
>>7303155
>fucking punching the egg
oh god im laffin
>>7304124
so an obese man only lost 10lbs in 3 months of a dedicated workout and diet regimen?
Anyone have the webm with Jack's eyes
>>7303234
why does he knuckle punch his eggs to crack them
