How do I get my hands on exotic meats? Things like elephant or giraffe? Additionally, how would you cook them?
>>7297519
eating meat is wrong
>>7297519
I would decorate her teeth with my semen.
>>7297519
you come to my house and ill serve you my elephant/giraffe size meat
>>7297519
>tfw
>>7297519
moar!
>>7297562
>being ugly
>>7297519
I don't think you should be eating those animals unless they die naturally or need to be killed. We farm specific tried and true animals for meat - why not grab a pig/duck/lamb or something raise it yourself and slaughter.
Why do you have a lust for an exotic animal?
The black market. Those animals arent hunted for food.
>>7297862
You don't like exotic foods?
>>7297519
Travel to Africa and it's easy. Unlike in the states, game shot by hunters can be sold on the open market there, and people do shoot giraffe and elephant from time to time. You'd be pretty much guaranteed a chance to buy some if you were on safari with or near someone hunting such animals. The even more expensive way is to hunt them yourself.
Joe's Beer House in Windhoek is a good start. Sometimes South Africa culls elephants in national parks and cans the meat for sale, but that's supposed to be absolutely awful. Really weird shit like big cats comes up for sale at Savenor's in Boston, but you have to keep your eyes peeled.