ITT: we make up beer names.
I'll go first:
I think I'd like a double-misgendered white elephant reverse seared hopsy IPA, bartender.
>and if you dont like it you shouldnt drink at this bar
I'll take that limited release, bourbon barrel aged double oatmeal milk stout from big mountain, barkeep.
I'll take a Doritos infused mountain drop
yeah, one of those wet, first wort, hop-backed harvest quad Imperial Pale Lagers (IPL).
>>7291778
noniggers extra hop bottle conditioned ciscider
one malty Wolf's Eye Special Reserve Sour Light Body, if you please.
I'll take a squatting lemur hop black label
On tap
The lady will have the Green River Barleywine Winsomely Considered Ale.
Haybale Goat Fuck Liber-ty beer
One Kosovo Brown Eye please
I think ill go for the Limited Edition Damascus Brownskin Fiery Hijab Porter.
Summer's Lawn Saurkraut Cask-Cured Unflitered and a Bleu Maltose Pub Yeast Single Fault. Correct temperatures, please.
One Captain Jack Messmate Suprise pleasu
Hey barkeep, do you have any more of the dark emerald seinfeld double negative hops barleycunt christmas ale?
>this thread
Barperson, set me up with a Top-Fermented Mash Sparge Lager First Season.
Hey, can I keep the cap for my collection?
I'll have a double shot of freeze-aged 1872 white dragon marsala please.
one of those yellow rice packets, Heinz ketchup ..malted mothballs brewed with Jew-smegma yeast... ale filtered though transient sock.
Hey, gimme a Mos Eisley dry-hopped Sugar Milk Millennial Mead, if you please.
>>7291839
Fucking kill yourself.
We want a round of Radar Valley Corn Meal & Seaweed Fine Ales, decanted into mason jars.
Could I get a Mengele and Rommel German Lager barkeep?
Publican, bring us your finest syrup-primed Phenolic Mist Second Run Malt, the ones with the IBU of at least 12 units. Yes, we are discerning, and you are correct to be impressed.
Alright guys, last call for the double-reverse-nitro east germany red-scare IPA, any takers?
One wort-chilled Reinheitsgebot Excess Overturned Mead, shaken just a bit to excite the particulates.
Boy, I sure am pooped from biking on my 1972 bright yellow Schwinn all the way from Brooklyn Heights. I'd give my best mustache wax for a First Call IPA Single Block Red Fallow Haybale Hop served in a Burger King promotional Space Jam collectible glass with a crazy straw. Any place I can store my straw hat while I'm waiting?
I'd be interested in purchasing an exceptional beverage from your fine establishment, namely a Baltic Seaweed Oatprotein Kahlua Irish Chocolate Black IPA, aka Herring's Drop Brown Porter by Malmö's Intersectional Feminist Brewing. With a lemon twist.
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Bud light.
Ironically.
>>7291778
Smoked gouda stoutracha, 22oz please.
This is unironically probably one of the worst threads I have ever seen
Congrats
>>7292071
say that to my face and not online motherfucker
>>7291778
>>7292071
Contributed, but won't deny it.
> tell the bartender ill take a 1/10
> so you want an undertale?
>>7293181
that's not funny
it wasn't even funny before you typed it down and you know this
Detroit Disco. The beer that will live for a thousand ye-----
>>7291778
Hey that's the main guy at Dangerous Man in minneapolis. They actually make great beer.
>>7291778
i wish i knew where the fuck people like the guy in OP's pic came from. none of the people i went to school with ever grew up to look like that. like, stocky with full beards and hairy arms. bear-types. where the fuck did these people come from? why don't i actually know any of the personally? what are they doing pissing away their lives as a glorified waiter?
>>7294264
You wanna bag yourself a bear? I can tell you where they come from. You will know them quite well afterwards
penis
>>7294264
I'd look similar to that if I grew a rich beard, but like most of civilisation I prefer the convenience of being clean shaved.
Well, if you don't have the Boy Retro for the Dying I guess I'll have a Welsh Prince's Dangerous Shugborough Primer.
>>7294264
literally the only difference setting that guy and the average joe apart is the hipster beard
oregonfag reporting in
this thread cut deep man, i nearly forgot to rewax my mustache on the top of the hour
i need you guys to back off on the hurtful satire
