My first cook along. Making lasagna.
Chop up a half cup of onion.
Who the hell puts apple in lasagna? You monster...
Make your girlfriend prep some garlic.
resize your shit so your pictures aren't fucking sidways
>>7290994
>Western Family
Ayyy fellow Canadabro.
>>7291005
>girlfriend
triggered
Heat up some olive oil on medium heat.
Remove kebab... er... I mean casings.
Garlic l, onion, beef and pork. Get that shit browning.
Don't cheap out. Get good real cheese. This parm is great
Set a timer on your watch and add all tomato crap to browned meat. Stir well and simmer.
Make GF cut up fresh herbs. No dry crap.
Add sugar and salt.
Pepper too. I love pepper. Be liberal.
Add fresh herbs too.
>>7291005
REEEEEEEEEE
Tell the cat to do something or fuck right off to fuck offity ville.
Let GF add a few more secrets to the sauce.
Need help CK. I bought fresh mozzarella. Not sure if it'll work though? Should I stick to the pizza mozzarella?
>>7291099
I've got a secret sauce for your gf m8
Make a drink. It's going to be an hour of the sauce simmering.
>>7291099
>stockings
okay, i admit, i'm jelly
is /ck/ the most normie board?
>>7291109
Fresh will work great, just make sure to slice thinly. Or shred it, depending on your preference.
>>7291099
fuck off normie. go back to reddit
>>7291099
>duckfeet
dropped
Homemade idea tea and gin.
>>7291139
>hot gf
>mason jar
Is normie happy hour over yet?
>>7290994
ricotta and mozzarella in lasagna.
seriously, this has to stop.
>>7291149
He's not being obnoxious about it. You fucks sperging out about it are becoming more of a problem in all honesty.
Have a dart and enjoy your cocktail.
>>7291162
I don't see why having a girlfriend and using mason jars to drink out of are weird?
Thanks man.
>>7291074
>sugar
How obese are you?
>>7291095
dont be mean, give some lasagna to it.
>>7291183
I'm 6'5 240. Hint. I play for a CFL team.
She's 5'11
This is an old wop recipe. It calls for it and works well. It's also for a lot of servings. Cry more.
>>7291010
Eh bro. Whereabouts are ya? Wanna go out for a rip?
>>7291121
Thanks man!
>>7291202
This fucking cat eats anything. Loves raw chicken breast.
PS everything in Original pic cost $65. That's not including a $11 brick of quality parm that's not pictured. Also not pictured some sorbet for when we get baked later. I'm shopping at Save on and our dollar is really ducking grocery wise.
This shit is going to take a while so I'm snacking on some homemade pizza from yesterday.
Chicken, pepperoni, artichoke, pesto sauce top, sundries tomato, fire roasted portablella, marinara base. Homemade dough was basic.
>>7291168
Are most Canadians that hairy?
>>7291183
So you've never cooked, right?
>>7291275
I'm Southern European. Had high test growing up. Was almost a bit of a problem. Had a issue with curvature of the spine but thank God it worked itself out. Didn't want to be the kid who had to wear a brace growing up.
What should we watch tonight? Kind of feeling like a classic.
We watched Casino today. Fucking Deniro has really gone in a downward spiral. He was great back in the day.
>>7291168
>CFL team
>Smokes
You lying fuck.
>>7291303
C'mon guy. Do you have any idea how many football and hockey players smoke? lol
Still running a 5:45 mile which I think is fucking awesome for my size.
Throw some meat sauce in the bottom of that pan.
Turn up the radio. Trooper is on.
Mixed ricotta with egg and parsley and salt. Start layering. Dry your noodles.
>>7291298
Shame on you, anon.
Put slices of fresh mozarell on top. Cracked some black pepper on top too. Toothpick tent some aluminium foil on top.
>>7291262
damn that's fancy. you cook it on a stone or just a pan?
>>7291408
My mom gave me a nice stone slab. Works great. Thanks for the grats man it turned out great!
Lasagna is in the oven.
>>7291099
Her left foot looks strange
>>7291432
Yeah she's really standing kind of weird here.
Take off foIL. Cook for 25 more minutes.
>>7291208
>an old wop recipe
An Italian wouldn't feed this shit to his dog.
did I mention I have a girlfriend
>>7291497
You're a goof.
>an Italian
What are you? I grew up around old wops my whole life. Don't tell me about what they will and wouldn't eat.
>>7291466
>sitting on the counter
get a new gf
WA LA
>>7291298
>LITERALLY BLOGGING THE THREAD
>GUYS LET ME TAKE PICTURES OF MY PC WHAT SOUTHOLD I WATCH BREHHHHHHHSSSSS
Sent from my ihpoen peepeepioio
>>7291571
Umad?
nice OC OP, please post pic of your girl shoving food in her mouth tho i need to masturbate
pics of gf eating lasangna with cat please.
>>7291585
Lmao she's so self conscious man. She said next cook along if she looks pretty she'll let me get her face in it.
I've always found the best looking girls are the most self conscious. If more guys great the balls to talk to them they'd be astounded at the results.
>>7291595
>haha breh epic post I'm blogging follow my snap chat/instagram/YouTube for my next epi/ck/ cook along for just us 4channers/redditors!!!
>>7291604
buttpix or you're a virgin
>>7291616
I don't have any of said shit. I browse pol, ck, fit and sp. Thought I'd just contribute to the board.
I think you're just jealous man.
Anyways. Thanks for checking it out. Hope some of you enjoyed. Cheers /ck/
>>7291252
>for when we get baked later.
Fuck off, degenerate. Letting your girlfriend smoke dope? Sickening.
>>7291722
We got a virgin here folks.
>>7291724
Because not being gutter trash makes somebody a virgin?
>>7291728
Umad
>>7291560
>Canadian
>can't into French
>>7291728
>gutter trash
Holy fuck are you from Utah?
>>7291743
BC.
>>7291753
OP here. Me too.
>>7291765
P-Please don't kick my ass.
>>7291168
Are you fat or is that swelling in your hand an allergic reaction?
>>7291553
How's being totally alone working out for you?
>>7291799
If she didn't look so cute, I'd absolutely agree with the other anon. When's that lasagna done?
Worst OC in a long time. I'll take anchovy memes and Jack threads over this anyday.
you guys are being harsh i mean ya he's kind of a normie, and he mainly did this to show off his fancy house, obnoxiously skinny girlfriend, macbook, wristwatch that looks like it's about to pop off and fly through a window and i forgot where i was going with this...
>>7291869
Ew..it's her MacBook. Would not touch.
I don't think I was showing off. Was I happy to show I wasn't cooking alone? Yeah.
Didn't mean to come off as a dick guys.
>>7291883
was kidding bro OC is OC most people hating havent gottin laid in a while/ever
>>7290994
>>7291883
m8 this is objectively a bad cook along
the wonky pictures, the randomness of what you are doing, the disorganized approach
I mean this as unironically as possible
you'd be better served going to reddit and imgur cause you would get upboats and comments about your wacky antics and your gf, and have something to look back on
This is clearly meant to entertain yourself, and satiate your ego, and not about cooking
OP reminds me of that asshole Canadian from King of the Hill where he was politely passive aggressive.
Fuck you OP.
>>7291900
Checked.
I despise those other places man. Honestly. I could have done much more to satiate my ego. We were pressed for time as we really wanted to get this out before 9pm so I was literally balancing prepping and photp updates whilst putting it all together.
Anyways. Can't please em all.
>>7291162
Ok tumblr.
![Nathan.For.You.S02E06.720p.HDTV.x264-KILLERS.mkv_snapshot_20.10_[2015.12.23_15.20.29].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/AFZcKgw.jpg "Nathan.For.You.S02E06.720p.HDTV.x264-KILLERS.mkv_snapshot_20.10_[2015.12.23_15.20.29].jpg")
>he fell for the organic meme
>>7291970
Those herbs only come in organic.
t. Canadian who shops at Save-On sometimes.
I think you had a nice thread OP. Don't let these """""""""""""""""""people""""""""""""""""" bully you.
Popping in to say good on you Canuckbro. This is an actual /ck/ thread and we need more like it. I should start recording my cooking process sometime and do a similar thread; I made bean soup in sourdough breadbowls last night. Was bretty good.
Cheers from SoCal.
>>7291995
Socal here too. Meet me at the Coronado ferry dock island side in an hour, I'm going to kick your ass you punk bitch.
>>7292009
Okay bro, meet you there. Gimme your cell number so I can text you before I pull the trigger from the other side of the bay. I like being sporting like that.
>>7292010
>living in commifornia
>owning a gun that is worth a shit
pick one
>>7292020
Joke'll be on you in a few minutes.
>doesn't resize his shithouse pics
>makes terrible food
>brags about being 6ft5 with a gf on an ANIME IMAGEBOARD
you're a fucking faggot
>>7292058
lol im in TX, joke will be on you forever
>flyover inbred reply incomming
>>7292068
Why so mad?
Go back to r9k
>>7291111
Based quads of truth
>>7291995
Thanks Calibro
PS I custom build rifles. I compete in F Class. I shoot with lots of guys out of the state's. I teach in my spare time at NASS in Osoyoos.
>>7291466
seriously, i'm with you for all of this, except for allowing someone to put their butthole on a food surface.
>but there's clothes inbetween
unless the clothing is made of metal, the butthole may as well have naked contact.
for your health
Here's a little .308 I finished up. Krieger 23" barrel. Timney trigger. HS stock. Rem 700 action trued and printed. HS bottom metal. Night force 20moa rail.
>>7292142
Forgot again.
>>7292140
Yeah u see where you're coming from. That was after we finished cooking. I always sanitize before snd after a cook. I wouldn't let her put her bug ass on the granite during.
I'll make sure to cuff her for you next time.
>tfw no lasagna
>tfw no gf to sit on my counter
good thread anyway OP, looks good
>>7291032
more like stewing when you crowd the pan like that.
pro tip: brown in small batches and remove from the heat. Pale grey means moisture is seeping from every pore
Good job fellow Canadabro
Not bad. As others said, brown meat in small batches separate from your cooking mirepoix. Ideally I would also deglaze with red , and I usually ad al ittle beef stock to the sauce, and cook it longer. Disappointed to see a ricotta mixture and not a proper bechamel
>>7291560
its voilá or something like that
>>7291074
Ya Dun Goofed
Why the fuck do Americans put SUGAR in a SAVOURY dish? No wonder they are so fucking fat. This is fucking stupid. Fuck you OP
My lasagna is fucking amazing.
Because we grow and home can our own stewed tomato's. They are wayy superior to the canned tomato you buy at a shop.
This is why my chili is so amazing also...
>>7293004
Sugar is only for Marinara, and most americans are so ignorant about food they dont know the difference between Marinara and Red Sauce.
They think its the same thing and sometimes people will actually use the word wrong.
The whole sugar thing is a rumor that started from this. And real cooks just laugh at people who use sugar for red sauce.
>>7291497
>le expert of Italian cuisine
fuck you you angry elitist faggot
There was only 1tbsp or sugar and salt in that entire sauce.
>>7291095
is that a russian blue?
>>7291025
You make this joke but say nothing about pouring oil? Get it together OP
>>7291116
Women love men that can cook. Especially today's lazy ass bitches.
Men that know this tend to get pretty bangable gfs.
>>7293004
a lot of store bought tomato sauce is super acidic.
OP put way too much in, but usually a tsp will really help with the dish
>>7291032
>browning
>with that much shit going on
>>7290994
>using celery instead of based celeriac in the mirepoix
>adding a cup of sugar to an otherwise serviceable tomato sauce
>slicing onions instead of dicing
>Combining aluminium, steel, and an acidic sauce; basically making a battery
Your 6'20" gf might be cute though. You might be better off reheating stoffers and spending more time pounding that puss.
>>7291298
>>7291560
OP is demi-god
Good on you
>>7291099
tell your gf her outfit's color coordination pleases me.
