>>7282241
Fried onions make me fart, but it doesn't keep me from eating them. Farting is good. Avoiding foods that cause farts would not result in a very healthy diet.

Fuck burger king. Their onion rings are garbage

>>7282270
They're not ordinary farts, m8

>>7282281
When I eat dairy, seaweed, or a big ol' bowl of vegetable soup, I get the worst gas known to humankind. These smell like pure sulfur mixed with concentrated stove gas. If it's dairy, I can also hear my stomach bubbling away like a cauldron.

One time, I cut such a bad fart that I could feel the thickness of the gas as it went into my nose and down my windpipe. Is that even possible?
I still eat all of those foods in substantial quantities, though.

OP I know exactly what you mean. I don't really eat Burger King anymore but back in the day I used to always substitute onion rings for fries there.

And they would always give me horrible gas. Not normal farting, but this awful smelling, prevalent gas that took awhile to go away.

Despite this, I kept getting them anyway because the smell was just unbelievable and I thought it was hilarious

i tried to order these once and the cashier "strongly advised against it"

so i'll never know

>>7282241
Bake your onion rings in the oven. They taste just as good.

>>7282430
Literally the only food that gives me that smell, inside and out. Leaks up my throat, I swear. It's got a hint of something metallic.

You guys ever rip a fart so rancid you can feel the heat clinging to your ass? It's like the gas is so dank it irritates the skin.