What is your favorite traditional American fare, /ck/?
>>7264417
Anything that triggers autistic Europeans.
>>7264417
Meatloaf with mashed potatoes and peas.
Fried chicken with fresh grown raw tomatoes and corn on the cob
>>7264438
>Meatloaf with mashed potatoes and peas.
Hey mom
Hot dogs
>>7264445
And you can go fuck right off you daft cunt
>>7264445
k
>>7264417
i really wanna try biscuits and gravy, perhaps a bit of chicken fried steak as well.
I love burgerclap food in general but apple pie is GOAT.
I like these little places you find in the South that you'll only find by driving through a neighborhood. Usually it's an old home or grocery store converted into a restaurant.
The story behind the restaurant in the picture is that the blacks would enter in the front, and the whites would secretly pick up food in the back. The opposite of what you'd expect.
Most places have a funny story like that.
I like hot tamales, chili, gumbo, boudin, barbecue, burgers, chili dogs, fried chicken, collard greens...
>>7264470
whoops, pic
Burgers and pizza, honestly.
Meat pies.
>>7264445
It's like I'm on dumblr.
>white privilege
>said the privileged upper middle class white girl posting from her iphone her daddy bought her
Go donate all your money to charity.
Hamburger steak and gravy with mashed potatoes and green beans.
>>7264470
love those sorts of places as well. I don't know when this "lol small towns so creepy" thing will die but imo loading up with some friends and taking a weird road home for spring break stopping in at local places is fun as shit.
>>7264475
>doe's eat place
Holy shit, I ate there years ago when I did a road trip through the South and have been trying to remember it's name.
My gf at the time ordered tamales and got a steak, because that's what they were supposed to be known for.
They didn't have prices on the menu, so you can imagine my surprise when they brought us the bill.
>>7264470
The first restaurant I worked at was old and had been built for segregation. You had the upscale front of the restaurant for whites and the back ~1/3 of the place was called "the Jamaican room" Blacks entered in the back and there was no dress code, it was more casual. They actually had a completely different menu for them back in the day.
>>7264490
haha yeah, the steaks are roughly $20/lb and the smallest portion is 2 lbs.
>>7264496
If you were white and you didn't feel like dressing up were you allowed to eat in the Jamaican room?
>>7264496
Wonder if you could get away with this today. Surely it still exists somewhere.
>>7264475
>pepsi
I'll pass
BBQ. It's one of the best things you can put in your mouth and all it is sometimes is meat, smoke, and time.
>>7264511
>eating one dimensional food
>>7264505
Yes, it was actually kind of hip for young people to eat with the negroes. This was in Florida in the 50s and 60s I guess, but things didn't change very much even when segregation was abolished. It took a while
>>7264417
New England clam chowder
Virginia Ham
NYC dirty water dog with mustard and kraut
Coal oven pizza
Piedmont smoked shoulder w/mustard sauce
Blue crabs boiled in Old Bay
Jambalaya
Texas brisket
Dry Aged Prime rib eye, med rare
Pot roast
Biscuits and gravy
Italian cold cut hoagie/sub/grinder
Chicken and dumplings
Succotash
Boston baked beans
Corned beef and cabbage
Fried oyster po' boy
Smoked Pacific salmon/black cod
Italian-American lasagna
Fried chicken
Pumpkin pie
Bean pie
Fried catfish
Liver and onions
>>7264532
>it was actually kind of hip for young people to eat with the negroes
Replace "negroes" with "hispanics" and that hasn't really changed.
>>7264417
>traditional
>American
kek
>>7264658
Here's your (You), family.
>>7264417
Too many to choose from.
If I had to pick one, it would be barbecue, though. Whether it's pulled pork, ribs, brisket, chicken, or turkey. There's nothing like a piece of smoked slow cooked barbecue.
>>7264527
>thinks barbecue is one dimensional food
>>7264417
I'm from NY. We don't eat American food besides hot dogs, and only low life scum do that. Anything with flavor is ethnic. American food is bland and boring.
>>7264997
>Anything with flavor is ethnic. American food is bland and boring.
Nice knowing that people who frequent a food and cooking board don't know shit about food.
>>7265020
If you didn't realize this already you haven't been here long enough.
>>7265020
American food is bland and boring. There is no spice, no heat, no zing. It's the worst food on the planet and you would know this if you weren't living in flyover land.
>>7264997
>I don't eat American food or actually know anything about it
>American food is bland and boring
Typical jewyorker.
Sloppy Joes. God tier food.
>>7265083
that looks like shit.
>>7265083
This is from scat porn, right?
>>7265083
Good god. That's asinine.
>>7265083
looks like poop
Casual racism and white privilege
>>7264997
>this is what Yankee faggots from Jew York actually believe
>>7265161
>Taking the bait
Burritos and pizza
Tater tot casserole
>>7265091
You really are being literal here
Scrapple
>>7265262
>>7265351
Is this now an American foodcrime thread? I'll play.
>>7264997
Get fucked you shithead.
NY here too, and I'd down some meatloaf and mershed perterters just as soon as I'd eat barbacoa or a bahn mi. You probably like Bill DeBlasio and live in Manhattan, yuppie piece of shit.
>>7264445
Wait a minute.....did someone just prank me into getting on tumblr? Because it sure stinks like it in here.
>still trying to validate the term "white privilege"
GTFO and go back to your stinky lesbian drum circle.
>>7265058
You're trying too hard. Take it down a notch, junior.
>>7265381
God tier
>>7265381
muh benis
General Tso's Chicken.
>>7264549
>blue crabs boiled in old bay
>jambalaya
>texas brisket
>oyster po' boy
>fried catfish
Those are good but you should try steaming the crabs with vinegar, butter, beer, and old bay. It comes out amazing.
I'm from Louisiana btw
>>7265083
That meat-to-bun ratio is fucked, but you're on the right track
Pretty much all of this >>7264549
Plus:
Crawfish boil with corn on the cob and red potatoes
Shrimp and grits
Key lime pie
Blue berry cobbler
Baked macaroni and cheese
>>7265628
I'll be down there in a month, staying for two weeks and probably gaining five pounds. You fuckers know tasty.
>>7264466
Now this is shitposting.
>>7264549
Half of those aren't American.
>>7265102
We shall leave you to eat your "food" wrapped in designated "food" paper.
>>7265561
It must be nice to live a life full of such ignorance.
Maybe one day you will feel adventurous and try some food with a whole garlic clove in it, if you can handle the spice.
>>7265716
That's basically a list right of the Wikipedia page of American cuisine.
Did you make this thread just so you could call anything posted "not really American"?
>the breakfast sandwich
>>7265058
>worst food on the planet
Why don't you come on up to Scandinavia? If you think American cuisine is bland and tasteless, then you clearly haven't tasted Scandinavian food. Doesn't get more bland and tasteless than that.
>>7265696
nigger lips in thumbnail
>>7265716
Very funny. When talking about an immigrant nation less than 250 years old traditional dishes are going to be adopted, some as recently as a century ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjmANi13WA0
>>7264997
this times x1000000
>>7268152
Except is isn't true. Many of NYC's most popular and best rated restaurants are considered New American, which pretty much means upscale takes on regional American cooking using high end ingredients. Places like Per Se, Gotham Bar and Grill, Gramercy Tavern, Annisa, Union Sq Cafe, Juni, Estela and the River Cafe may all be relentlessly upscale, but the food they serve is American.
>>7265628
What part of louisiana i lived in that nigger infested shithole Monroe most of my life.
>>7264417
Ham, Virginia style. Apple butter and biscuits.
>>7264552
Nah, you got it all wrong
just get your dumblr privilege talk out of threads where it's irrelevant
>>7265638
Accurate except baked mac n cheese
Creamy mac is the only way, no bread crumb topped bullshit!
God, i miss crawfish boils though!
The best
>>7265726
I've eaten more kinds of foods than you can even think of, so don't even try to bait me, kid. I've had more spices, more vegetables, more meats, more grains, from more countries, regions, provinces, islands, states, counties, and everywhere else. I live for adventurous foods, and have been my whole life. You can cram that garlic clove straight up your ass, because you played yourself.
>>7268230
>New American
>Traditional American
You're stretching for it. Just pull your head out of your ass and you won't have to reach so hard.
>>7268365
>cripple creek
>>7268495
Welcome to the U.S.
Those names all everywhere. Moving west was generally a pretty shitty experience for those who went first.
Breakfast: Calf fries with biscuits and gravy.
>>7264552
Do women shit up most boards? Shouldn't you be on /tv/ crying about Snape?
>>7264997
If you want some decent American food in NYC, check out Virgil's Barbecue near Times Square.
A pan seared steak with butter, garlic mashed potato then some buttered broccoli.
>>7271447
Hometown in Red Hook is much better, but a huge pain in the ass to get to, unless you take the free Ikea ferry on the weekend from the South Street Seaport.
>>7265058
Most American food is from British and Scandinavians. Is why our food sucks
Wyngzzzz
>>7271505
>British and Scandinavians
That's what people here refer to as "flyover".
>>7271505
I wouldn't necessarily say that. Yet your are kind of right in the the most traditional American food is rooted in Anglo and Scandinavian cuisine.
The availability of very high-quality ingredients means that we're not particularly invested in transforming anything or being inventive.
no one seems to barbecue like us
>>7271543
Cubans and Australians do.
Anyone else is fucking lying.
>>7271547
I forgot, Argentina has a hardcore grilling culture as well. They eat more red meat than any other country on the planet.
>>7271547
>>7271559
Throwing shrimp on the barbie isn't the same as barbecuing.
>>7271574
They call them prawns m80. We're the ones that call them shrimp.
>>7271593
Then why would Crocodile Dundee lie to me about it, right after telling me to learn the vernacular before coming to visit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95OovSKEtfs
>tfw no colonial American bf to cook traditional food for me
>>7271613
You do what the director tells you if you're not a bigger influence in the industry than they are.
It's how Halley Berry managed to ruin a couple films because she had more pole than the directors.
>>7264417
that's the whitest family i've ever laid eyes on
>>7271624
If you're not a man that's kind of my thing. I can swing with some hispanic or oriental influences but I learned most of what I cook from watching my mom.
>>7271636
What would you cook for me? Any recipes you can share?
>>7271629
Paul Hogan was literally the face of 'straya at that point.
Maybe he was influenced by his wife?
>>7271648
I have a German potato salad that kind of goes more into casserole territory because it's baked. It's something I eat for every thanksgiving and christmas. I don't really share recipes because it's just bomb as fuck. Then there's a cave-aged cheddar vegetable dish that's also baked.
Insanely decadent things that are only eaten on holidays. I'm not one for sharing my family recipes however, sorry.
>>7271656
He had to deal with the Hollywood "aristocracy." They don't give a shit about how you say things in your country. It's only now that we have international influences that it's considered stupid and ignorant not to use their lingo as it's used in their country.
>>7271635
I'm guessing you're of a race who wouldn't be allowed in that neighborhood.
>>7268365
Nabisco moved their factories to Mexico and are fucking American workers. Fuck Nabisco. And Fuck NOreos.
>>7271635
Because they also have light blond hair?
>>7271671
Look at the father. You just know he's secretly upset that the Nazis lost.
>>7271505
No.. most "american" food aka southern food is native and french.
This list is severely lacking in New Mexican food. Honestly, the world is lacking in New Mexican food. It's awesome and fairly distinctive but has little cultural presence outside the state and virtually none outside the US. I didn't know anything about until I dated a girl from there.
>>7265619
Why does "American food" have to only mean white American food? Tex-Mex and Chinese-American cuisines should absolutely be fair game.
>>7267155
That's not even really relevant. The phrase "There is nothing new under the sun" is especially true with food. The French didn't invent cheesemaking. Pasta isn't originally Italian. Hell, let's get even sillier with this: How can something possibly be considered authentically European if it uses New World crops? Chiles are from central and south America, ergo paprika isn't European, which means that no one in Hungary eats real Hungarian food!
>>7271547
>>7271559
You forgot Uruguay too
>>7271687
I always forget Uruguay. I'm being totally honest, as an American I sometimes forget that Uruguay exists. I've never been there and if I had I'm sure I would have mentioned it.
>>7271678
No... most "american" food aka Hawaiian food is native, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Filipino, Portuguese, and Pacific Islander.
>>7271687
New Mexican is just Tex-Mex with the added red or green meme
chilidawgze
>>7271699
butthurt toldfag detected
>>7271687
new mex and tex mex are fucking garbage.
the only part of the US that has good mexican food is san diego and los angeles
>>7271911
IOW you've never left cali
>>7271904
Do you even understand the English language?
I'm honestly curious for you, or anyone, to explain what you're trying to say.
>>7271699
the fuck is this supposed to mean?
hawaii is literally an island where the "native" population is essentially dead, and other cultures have moved in and blended together
>>7271947
i don't live in cali nice try faggot. it's an objective truth.
the only reason someone would think socal doesnt have the best mexican food in the country is if you haven't been there.
>>7271997
if you can't figure it out you have poor reading comprehension.
you tried to be a cheeky redditor and made shitty joke because you couldn't handle being wrong.
and still now you continue "lol do u speak english ahah i totally didn't fully understand what you meant xD"
ya ok bud
>>7272005
>'murrica is literally a collection of states where the "native" population is essentially dead, and other cultures have moved in and blended together
>>7272027
at least the mainland has had 200+ years to come up with shit, hawaii is still trying to get its feel
>>7272024
>couldn't handle being wrong
Wrong about what?
Also learn to fucking type you really want to reply again.
>>7272014
You're so full of shit, your eyes are brown.
>>7264417
Those aren't even americans. Indians are you fucking aryan parasites
>>7267129
Looked like a bloody dick to me
>>7272035
i was going to take a picture out of my window so you could see nothing but dead trees and farm land, but i cant be fucked.
>the place with the biggest mexican population and most prevalent mexican culture in the us couldnt possibly have the best mexican food
how dumb are u m8
baja californian mexican food is objectively the best
>>7272105
>mexican food
Are you talking about traditional Mexican food, traditional Baja California food, or modern southern California food? None of your retarded statements are cohesive. I guess it really doesn't matter because Sonoran food is better.
Surf and turf medium rare.
Xocolatl
>>7264464
Ok, try Biscuits and Gravy once.
Then get Biscuits and Gravy with two scrambled eggs. You're gonna have to trust me here, but take your knife and fork, and just cut it all up and mix it up together. Just mash it all together and eat it.
It'll look disgusting, but it will taste wonderful.
>pic related
Close, but just cut it all up and mash it together.
The most American dish ever conceived is US military Chili Mac. Either MRE or straight from the chow hall will do. It's only potential competition is of course spam.
>>7273518
>just cut it all up and mash it together
Why can't you use a knife and fork like a regular person, instead of turning your plate into a pig trough?
>>7264527
>not understanding the zen of balancing your meat, smoke, rub, and heat into perfect harmony.
>>7265083
DESIGNATED SHITTING BUNS
>>7273571
But thats the point!
Microwaved bacon and hostess snack cakes with a clumsily over-hopped "IPA"
>>7264466
>apple pie
>american
U got me
>>7265083
I bet that looks the same coming out as it does coming on.
