Wait a fuckin' minute. Since when did /ck/ hate bacon?
We don't hate bacon, We love it, it 0s just 3 or 4 faggots who keep forcing their "le we hate bacon xD" reddit shit.
>>7263458
I like bacon, but I only eat them on special occasions, like when I'm awake enough in the morning to eat breakfast at a restaurant.
i love bacon. i just hate when people add it to a dish for no reason other than lol add bacon to make it good.
>>7263458
I dislike and rarely eat bacon. There's too much fat and too little "real" meat to it.
The majority of /ck/ hates bacon probably because it uses it's tastebuds to judge instead of stupid memes reinforced by industry PR groups.
>"guise i just LUV bacon!! xd"
>"omg yeah imagine a birtday cake FULL OF BAKON XDDD"
>"lol guys, I'm one of you. Take a look at my John's Bacon™ extra large bacon pack!! It's so fun. LOL I'm not shilling man, I just love bacon. Don't you? Don't you want to be part of our secret group? If so, buy unhealthy overpriced pork meat, especially from us! "
>>7263479
>The majority of /ck/ hates bacon probably because it uses it's tastebuds to judge
That's like saying the majority of /ck/ hates clean air because it uses its lungs to breathe.
>>7263479
>The "Too little meat" meme
Nigger the best part of bacon is the fat. You eat the fat, the fat is delicious. Are you assholes actually nibbling the strip of meat off your bacon and leaving the delicious fat on the plate or some shit?
>>7263497
>muh delicious oversalted fat
go back to eating doritos and Macdonalds you stupid fuck. I'm glad to know you'll be one of the 40% of the population that die from heart attack.
>>7263458
>lol guise check out my bacon ranch dressing, lmao
it's not even in the top 50 of cured meats
i still like it but the way people are bombarded with it is horrible
>>7263505
why are you so angry?
>>7263458
Bottom right is best.
American bacon sucks. Where can I buy the whole slab.
My biggest gripe is the "It's popular among the normies? MEME FAD!" bullshit that's been going on for the last few years.
You can't have a discussion about anything even remotely popular anymore.
>>7263458
I eat bacon/eggs/hashbrowns/beans/sausage every morning before work. One of my joys. I wake up early enough to cook and it keep me full until lunch
>>7263976
Calling things a meme has in itself become a meme.
It's pretty retarded.
Muslim immigrants suddenly having regular Internet access in their new first world homes.
>>7263505
>dietary fat causes heart attacks
This stupid meme needs to die already.
Swear to God Americans are so fucking stupid.
Get an education you mongoloid fucking nigger. There is literally nothing wrong with dietary fat as long as it's not a transfat.
GO DRINK SOME MORE SUGAR WATER AND COMPLAIN ABOUT MUH FAT YOU STUPID FUCK.
>>7264017
>as long as it's not a transfat.
What kind of racist biggotry is this, shitlord??
>>7263479
eat real bacon then
Bacon lovers are like vegetarians in the internet. They write every single time about it. Maybe you have to try Hagelschlag, Calanda Radler or something else
>>7263505
Bull fucking shit. It's all lies. Two months ago I started a keto diet. I eat bacon every day, and only cook with bacon fat and olive oil. I eat less than 50g of carbs a day, and never eat processed flours or refined sugar. I've lost 15 lbs on the same amount of calories as before, my LDL levels are down, my HDL levels are up.
Oh, and one more thing: I am reversing my 20 year type 1 diabetes. At first, I only had to reduce my bolus dose of insulin, but then my fasting blood glucose levels started dropping significantly, and I'm starting to reduce my basal dose of insulin as well.
>>7264017
It's fucking crazy. The US government has been lying to us for so long. No doubt it's always been about political corruption and subsidies for rich agricultural business owners.
Bacon is great but it's no god send like some people make it out to be.
I actually like Turkey Bacon better, but thats because Stop & Shop has the shitty "American bacon." I'm sure if I went to Europe or something they'd have better meat:fat ratios.
>>7264315
I almost never bother posting about it. These brainwashed mongoloids will defend their sugar water and starch paste to fucking death. They will mindlessly promote their corporate muh fat is bad propaganda for free.
>>7264017
>Swear to God Americans are so fucking stupid.
Agreed. I'm not one of them.
>dietary fat causes doesn't cause heart attacks
nice meme you fag.
Go on, believe all the crappy pop-sci diets that change twice a year.
But hey, it's SCIENCE!
There's a shitty meta-analysis from a failed undergrad that managed to get published on a real scientific journal, so I guess shame on me for not believing the REAL SCIENTISTS!
I'm going to ignore the fact that we know the physical mechanism that cause fat-induced thrombosis and instead EAT LOTS OF BACON (XDDD AMIRITE GUISE). Look at me, I can also citate that shitty publications! Man, I'm so enlightened by my own intelligence right now.
>>7263976
furthermore, you can't discuss less popular shit without being called a hipster edge-lord snob. I bet I could write a bot in java that could replace your average /ck/ poster at this point. I miss that czech bitch. At least her rants against america sounded sincere.
>>7264366
There's tonnes of studies that show a high fat low carb diet has many health benefits.
But sure I guess my fat loss, dropping LDL, rising HDL, more and consistent energy is just placebo.
Fucking mouth breather. How many shekels do you get for posting anti fat pro fructose shill posts? Oh wait you do it FOR FREE.
I like bacon as my go too salted smoked meat, but guanciale is better as a lardon, and canadian bacon is better for a lean meal.
Big problem is though it takes 6 weeks to make guanciale and you don't just find pork jowls laying around grocery stores, and canadian bacon takes 5 days to brine before you can coat it and serve it. You can find bacon in any grocery store(and as an added bonus throw the pack in the halal section if you change your mind).
>>7264366
Post a picture of your body, then. I guarantee I have a MUCH faster 5k time than you, and I lift on top of that.
Along with the picture, please tell me more about how you just don't have time to get fit or look good, but you really are still healthy because you hysterically avoid dietary fat.
Who /rawprosciutto/ here?
>>7264379
>high fat low carb
>implying I was arguing about that
>implying fat has to be pork fat
>implying carbs have to be sugar
you stupid niggers
I eat a high fat low carb diet too, I just eat olive oil and fish instead of pork chops, lard and bacon.
Good luck with getting a heart attack in your early 30's.
>>7264384
Did I ever claim to "hysterically avoid dietary fat"?
Are you people so blind you don't even read what I say?
You can't understand the difference between saturated, unsaturated and trans fats?
Are you literally retarded?
>>7264446
There's literally no difference between saturated and unsaturated fat.
How about you read some scientific studies instead of what you hear on Oprah you fucking mouth breathing fat fuck.
Go eat your sugar water and kill yourself.
>>7264468
I have a masters degree and a better understanding of biochemistry than you.
I do not consume processed sugars.
Suck my dick.
>>7264492
I have a PhD, from a real university not Bumfuck Community College, and a better understanding of biochemistry than you.
Go back to your Oprah you Honda Civic driving shitlord.
>>7263505
Read some science once in a while. Fat isn't bad for you. Especially not animal fat.
Meme meat.
>>7264520
Hey hey hey. Call the fatty fat all you wont but dont you dare talk shit about Honda Civics. Atleast Honda is doing something to try to help the earth by making ultra low emissions vehicles
>>7264520
>I have a PhD
You can suck my engineering dick.
>From a real university
Sure, repeating that will cover up for your shitty degree and lack of knowledge
>oprah
>owning a car
I'm not living in the land of the fat and stupid.
I'm reluctant to believe that you have a PhD.
Many deluded and ignorant people get PhDs nowdays, but it's very hard to believe that a real researcher is basing his lifelong nutrition on a bad, cherry-picked meta-analysis that's also rejected by the WHO and several other big organizations.
And their conclusion isn't even what you say is.
They're not saying that animal fat is fine, they're saying it's not much worst than refined starches and sugar.
Well no shit. These are not your only choices.
I'm not going to start talking about all the biases of studies. I'm just going to mention (in case you didn't notice during your thorough review) that in many of the studies included, people self-reported fat intake quantity and quality.
Anyway, feel free to eat deep fried butter if you like. You're only hurting yourself.
>>7264653
>Call the fatty fat all you wont
I'm actually thin. Not a heavy lifter, but I do cardio.
Also you look really sad trying to relate with him so badly and trying to justify your choice to others. People can tell you're ashamed of yourself. You're beta as fuck.
>>7264696
>there's only one paper that is a meta analysis on the metabolic effects of a high fat low carb diet
You're a real fucking mongoloid eh? Go back to jerking off to pony porn you sick twisted deluded fucking shill.
>>7263479
See that shit at the top of OP's plate - that murrikan bacon. I understand you.
That strange stuff you have never encountered at the bottom of the plate - with loads of meat and minimum fat? WTF is that?
Thats British Bacon you fat cunt. Don't diss excellent bacon just because you are murrikan.
Or a mooslim.
>>7263458
it's like breaking bad
it's good, but it'd be awfully reddit of you to go "DUDE BACON LMAO XD"
>>7264737
Go fuck yourself foreigner.
>>7263458
>>7263458
You may think /ck/ hates bacon because it's now a meme food. You'd be wrong because the only people who hate bacon are muslims. What /ck/ hates is that they still like it dispite the popularity, putting them in a situation either of liking it before it was popular, making them sound like a dirty hipster, or being a muslim, which is a choice they resent.
>>7264014
Uh, we don't mind bacon. Eat as much as you like. Jews don't mind it either. We won't eat it but you sure can.
>>7263458
meme food if there ever was one
