Cringe thread.
>>7255975
>your clothes will smell of bacon all day!
>>7255975
As long as I was shoving that face in the pillow and having her weeping like a willow, I wouldn't give a rat's ass if she ironed bacon from sun up to sun down.
>>7256012
But would you eat it? The bacon I mean.
>>7255975
>>7256026
>>7256045
>>7256058
shit.
>>7256058
Is this sad or inspiring?
>>7256182
It's Werner Herzog so best guess is existentially depressing
>>7256191
Happy People is uplifting as fuck, as is The Great Ecstasy of Woodcarver Steiner.
More like SCHWING thread
>>7256058
fuck this shit, i'm out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
>>7256014
i'd eat the woman
>>7256058
don't let the shoggoth get you little guy ;_;
>>7256058
What the fug man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8
>>7256572
Not what I asked.
>>7256058
Stupid penguin
>>7256569
>back up
Jesus Christ, I know he's just a kid but the inefficiency is making my bones rattle
>>7256569
>my best friend patrick h-
>he died
JESUS CHRIST
>>7256569
>/ck/ niggas don't even know doubleswee and his autismal antics
>>7257132
He has the exact same speech patterns as my little brother
I worry for his future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLn3w9YvSAY
>busy mom
>>7256625
>Instant coffee
>>7256625
For the love of fuck don't check is other videos out
It will kill you inside
>>7256569
>>7257223
>oiling water
>annoying voice
>butter in cold pan
>pre grated cheese
>awkward knife handling
>busy mom tehehehehehe
>knife in pan
>"cluck cluck goes into the pan" tehehehehehe
>smiling like she's won the lottery at chopping parsley
The food is not as bad as I thought. It's not great but hardly on par with that Pinoy-bonara or Ja/ck/ tier. The main horrible thing is her shitty voice and ott attitude
>>7256569
WHOS FILMING HIM THO
>>7256625
This is the most depressing thing I've ever seen posted on /ck/.
>>7256058
penguins are the only thing i dont despise
>>7256569
I can't believe there are still people who haven't seen this yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Rqs5siPalo
>>7257223
whatever she's on, i want some
>>7257260
I'm just getting more hungry
>>7256058
this is far better with sound
I love hearing werner herzog say things
>>7256569
What gets me about this shit isn't his horrible cooking, his sheep-bleat attempt at Spongebob's laugh, or the way that his voice sounds like he's being held at gunpoint. He's a kid, and obviously not a neurotypical one, so I'm not going to hold any of that against him.
What fucking gets me is that there's someone filming him, and from the perspective, it's probably an adult. This adult - probably a parent - is watching him fucking fumble about with knives and eat basically raw meat, and isn't doing a goddamned thing to stop him. What the fuck is going on over there?
>>7257223
muh dick
>>7257679
the people who film him are his brothers and they force him to do stupid shit for the internet because autism is funny
>>7257572
>scissors
>>7256058
Leave it to Herzog to find soulcrushing depression in a fucking penguin.
Goddamn.
>>7257876
>>7257523
>>"cluck cluck goes into the pan"
Thanks to this video I can now replace chicken with "cluck cluck" in my every day vocabulary
>>7257882
women lol
>>7257125
>Jacksonville, FL
Oh god that person lives within 100 miles of me
>>7257876
eh who cares. if it tastes the same as hand tossed then i'll buy it
>>7258060
386? woo Florida
>>7257223
>busy already
>posting mom's spaghetti
>>7257223
>its time for cluck cluck to go in the pot
>>7257223
>time for cluck cluck to go in the pot
>puts chicken in pan
>>7257223
I would like to see more of her... on milf monday /b/
>>7257876
this doesnt look horrible. would eat to be honest.
>>7256058
YES WHY???
>>7257882
poor knive :( just use a fucking nail jesus christ...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_UHSNv2pBc
god she's fucking cute. literally zero comments and zero likes on every single of her videos. she's a complete virgin. do with this what you want.
>>7256625
Everything is to dirty and grimy, fuck
>>7256058
>>7255975
who is she? please?
>>7258333
Please don't do what /lit/ did to that other one.
Please. ;_;
>>7258370
oh fuck I remember that. now I feel bad for posting the link. that was fucking brutal, didn't she just stop doing videos altogether because of LITTLE BABBI TAMPON BOY? man, fuck 4chan.
this thread is probably gonna die anyway. no worries, pal.
it really is odd though. /ck/ allows people like Jack to prosper, /mu/ feeds views into Fantano like no other place on the internet, yet the people that are actually skilled or passionate about their hobby are ridiculed and mistreated.
I should just stop coming here..
>>7257882
Send help
>>7258386
this is the best image ever. the look on the cats face is just priceless.
>>7258380
Ja/ck/ was "popular" long before /ck/ found him. His followers are empty-headed church retards
>>7258392
No. I meant this.
She was the purest thing on the Internet and /lit/ defiled her.
http://www.dailydot.com/entertainment/4chan-lit-book-vlogger-katie-harassment/
>>7258392
that's not what I was saying, man.
the point of my rant was this:
why do people that clearly are passionate about spend hours upon hours trying to find out more private information about someone they barely know, watch every single video, follow him/her religiously even though he doesn't know shit about cooking, doesn't seem very passionate about anything but stuffing his face and in general seems to be a little braindamaged? there are so many unknown people that would need the support, people that can actually cook, people that are passionate about their hobby.
why would we (I hate to talk like this) as a community support someone like jack with tons of views instead of some completely unknown youtube channel of someone actually talented, make him/her blow up?
why does 4chan always complain about toxicity and then feed right into it?
it's the same on every board - there's fantano for /mu/, reviewbrah, I'm sure there's a /v/ equivalent, too (I never go there)
I realize both jack and fantano were popular before they were "discovered", but that was not my point
>>7258404
this is the perfect example. why, just why?
she seemed nice. enthusiastic, actually cared about literature in a non-pretentious way and all of her ambitions just got completely crushed.
why is 4chan always a destructive force? is it because of highschool-tier edginess? is it the /b/-mentality? I don't know. I'm getting too old for this shit.
>>7256625
I'm so glad people aren't dicks to him.
I always feel so sad for old people doing shit like this, I just want to hug them all and cook a nice meal
>>7257223
would fuck into oblivion
>>7257593
wine and opiates my man, get mommy's little helper down into your tum
>>7256058
Why was it doing that?
>>7258422
>stuffing his face and in general seems to be a little braindamaged
That's the POINT of his videos. People don't watch Jack because he's skilled or because they want to learn something, they watch it because it's a fucking trainwreck. It's no different than people rubbernecking at an accident.
Why do some people like that sort of thing? I have no idea. I suppose there's no accounting for taste and everyone has different preferences as to what they find entertaining.
Last night I had a cast iron pan drying in the oven for literally five minutes and the gf comes home and starts yelling at me and turns the oven off because she's hot and flustered. I explain to her that iron needs to be completely dry to prevent rust and she says "Not if it's oiled it doesn't!"
Why are women such bad cooks?
>>7258389
>>7258439
I realize that people don't watch Jack for his "merit".
It's the same reason people watch shit like Jersey Shore while acting upset and feeling superior.
I just thought 4chan was a little smarter than that. That's all.
If you look at >>7258404 it becomes clear a single board actually has a decent amount of "power" if you want to name it that. So why not use it for something positive? That's what I'm saying. It seems to me 4chan, or rather, the collective subconscious of the 4chan users, is inherently destructive.
>>7258458
Found the roastie
>>7258440
haha I started watching more after making the comment too, I'm impressed by how straight he plays it. I'm more and more sure that this is beyond trolling and reaches performance art
>>7257724
Oh.
That's not funny.
>>7257618
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhMo4WlBmGM
>>7258500
It's not just a /ck/ meme, and you should be insulted.
>>7258333
7/10 would Dip
>>7258422
>why is an anonymous image board full of toxic shitheads
Because they can be. It's that simple, people are assholes and pieces of shit and if you divorce them from accountability (to an extent) they will act that way because they cannot do it IRL.
>>7256058
I came here for pictures of horrible food, not an existential crisis.
>>7258380
All of her videos are 4 years old and no new content.
People that make it big on youtube usually start slow and buildup a fan base over time.
>>7258500
r9k meme, weird how ck is getting more autistic than usual over the last couple months. At least the tripfags are long gone.
Speaking of, whatever happened to this french canadian fuckboy?
>>7256569
>two seconds into the video
>closed it
No ragrets
>>7258510
>They are the most horrifying, cannibalistic and nightmarish creatures in the world.
>>7256569
oh doubleswee
>>7257223
This bitch is stacked. Stop hating on her, fat, ugly /ck/ moms.
>>7258448
4chan did a lot of positive.
Remember HIV?
>>7258568
>Stacked
Everything about her screams gold digger
>>7258625
t. Ugly /ck/ mom.
>>7258518
thx
>>7258527
I guess it was more of a rhetoric question.
>>7258558
>r9k meme, weird how ck is getting more autistic than usual over the last couple months.
to be honest it is not merely "getting more autistic", it's that /r9k/ and /pol/ are leaking HEAVILY into every single board.
they're among the biggest boards so it's no surprise. the smaller boards just die off, rot slowly and painfully.
/lit/, /an/, /ck/, /his/ are next
/tv/ and /v/ have long been gone 2bh
>>7257572
>Yummyyyyyyy *smack smack smack*
Ugh
>>7258333
She's such a fucking dork. I adore her.
>>7258333
At least she's got knife skills
>>7258333
I have never masturbated so hard in my life
>>7256569
>"drink water to keep you smarter"
WAITER, I'LL HAVE A COKE
>>7258564
That's his view on cats too, and dogs, and insects, and snakes, and frogs, and birds, and spiders, and humans, and trees, and rocks.
>>7258632
>
/lit/ is being flooded with reddit right now
I doubt there will be any shitposting on /an/ since it's such a slow board
/his/ get censored a lot actually. A thread about WWII 404'd because people were talking about how the war could've ended differently. Like the discussion of alt. his. isn't appropriate or something.
>>7258745
it was my take on Timothy Treadwell.
>>7258632
Nigga /ck/ has been slowly going down the drain for years now. It was just like this a year ago, even had people complaining about the exact same things. This board is long past its glory days, and yes, that does fuckin' suck.
>>7258632
I haven't been THE top shitposter on /ck/ in 2 years, I just came back and it is literally exactly the same as when I left it, newfag.
>>7255975
Paris Hilton
>>7258838
Translation: This is my first time here.
>>7258809
The reddit boogeyman is such a dumb copout. I've been on here on and off since '09 (please kill me), and the quality has been consistently shit on most boards. The ones that got worse just had migrators from /b/, then later /r9k/ and /pol/.
Reddit is almost completely inconsequential, the garbage quality of these boards are on 4channers' shoulders and nobody else
>>7258838
what was your tripcode, attention whore?
>>7256058
Jesus Christos....
>>7256569
this and foam adventure are the only urls I recognize on sight
>>7257223
duck status: muh
>>7255975
I once had a tall blonde model type girlfriend. She was beautiful but dumb as a box of rocks. No matter how good they look or how good they fuck, if they aren't mentally equipped, you get sick of them pretty fast.
I dated a frumpy looking chick after that who was sharp as a tack. It was nice for a while but I began to miss the model chick's perfect ass and perky tits.
Life.
>>7258951
That is so well said. When you're licking your girl's butthole it helps if she's hot.
>>7258910
*dick
Fuck.
>>7257223
>touches spatula to raw chicken
>proceeds to stir pasta with it
you bitch you god damn bitch why are you trying to kill your family
>>7258955
yes it does.
>>7258333
>you can use it to
Never has anyone else in the history of mankind said that in such a slutty tone.
>>7258981
you are retarded you know that? she stirred the pasta before bringing up to a boil.
>>7259029
>3:22-3:33
>>7258846
/pol/lack reporting.
Reddit leaks in here from time to time, but nothing major like some anons will claim.
They did however try to immigrate to 4chan during that Ellen Pao fiasco though.
As for /pol/, we're constantly flooded shitposting and things generally against the board and global rules and nothing is ever done about that.
A lot of newfag redpills will leak into other boards from time to time and there's really not much that can be done about this except informing them not to be retarded and start spewing shit without sources or at random and ruin the good time.
What really killed a lot of this site is the fappening and the mass media making 4chan out to be a scary darknet internet hacker site which caused many dimwits to try to get this shithole shut down.
>>7258333
Absolute goddess. Muh. Dick.
At this point, this video goes without saying.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY
>>7259132
I guess you don't realize that people from Asia bastardize western food like people from Western countries bastardize Asian food.
Trying to make real Chicken Carbonara tasty to an Asian is like trying to make a century egg tasty to a westerner..
>>7259183
Good point.
>>7258333
>complete virgin
And how would you know this
>>7258500
>he has mastered it, even though he's like 60 years too old for this shit.
You really think your generation was the first to invent trolling? Fuck, Andy Kaufman made an entire career out of it.
>>7259469
I'm going to lay down some wisdom
if you ever find yourself making one of those box macaroni packages with the cheese sauce mix and you end up using it
please
mix the powder and the milk in the pouch that it comes with, it gives you a sauce instead of clumps of powder
>>7259487
>Andy Kaufman
>Implying Socrates wasn't the GOAT troll
>>7257223
>telecaster shaped cutting board
nice
>>7258448
Go hang out on reddit or tumblr if you're such a big fan of sunshine and lollipops.
>>7257223
She's so happy, must be getting dick daily.
>>7255975
was a pretty good thread until you guys completely derailed it.
>>7259747
>complains about thread going to shit
>doesn't post any new content
>>7259055
>>7257223
>2016
>not using the two spatula method
>>7255975
>>7259986
the fuck is going on there? dude needs to calm his shit.
>>7259986
>cinnamon scrambled egg
Someone post the fucking enchilada video
>>7258896
underrated post
>>7255975
youve all seen it but it had to be posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hF41qPkJxs
>>7260253
I'm starting to think he's so mopey since he knows how shit it is. Reading up on it he was probably made to make these microwave recipe videos and ended up regretting it once he realized how truly garbage they were
>>7260234
Fucking kill yourself.
>>7260253
HELLO WILDCATS
>>7258380
what's so bad about fantano he's about as good as most other published popular music critics
>>7258441
if she was hot and flustered i doubt it was 'literally five minutes', she was probably making a very reasonable request and the fact that she doesn't know the fundamentals of maintaining a cast iron pan doesn't mean she's a bad cook.
>>7259183
>real Chicken Carbonara
>>7258370
>>7259046
the water easily had 70°C which is sufficient to kill that stuff
>>7257876
probably better than frozen pizza
>>7259986
what the hell
>>7257882
I cringed when she put her fingers under the knife
>>7258333
this is Philadelphia guerilla marketing
don't be fooled
This bonehead.
>>7258632
>/r9k/
It's almost funny how the "anti-normie" board is one of the most visited. I was in this relatively new made /r9k/ chatroom and it became the most popular one on the site pretty quick, overflowed with trannys and normies saying they aren't normies, but i guess shit like that simply doesn't work.
>>7258981
>believing the salmonella Jew
I eat medium-rare chicken regularly.
>>7258386
I've always just assumed it was behind like a couch or something. But no it's just three walls, what the fuck? Why does that even exist?
>>7257223
She's cute as fuck, what are you talking about
>>7257223
could be worse honestly
>>7258632
/v/ is the second largest board, and /tv/ I think is bigger than /r9k/ and was ruined by /v/
>>7260498
? How is this cringe?
>>7260374
Protip: People suck. If you put yourself somewhere where people can be assholes anonymously, you are going to get shit on. It's not personal, it's just what people do. get over it.
>>7260605
fuck you
>>7257223
I absolutely hate how Americans say pasta
>>7260633
past-a
or
pah-sta
>>7260637
pawh-stuh is how they say it and it turns my stomach
>>7260624
Thank you.
>>7257223
Would love to pound that milf from behind with a deathgrip on her tits.
>>7258386
God tier carpenter work right there
>>7257523
virgin spotted
>>7260163
cinnamon in egg isn't bad, faggot.
>>7260538
wall and fridge
>>7260633
At least she didn't refer to the spaghetti as "noodles"
>>7261160
They are noodles.
>>7257223
>sprinkle that parsley
>whee
>>7256625
that video was depressing enough
but this is even worse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgCY1YSkYFs
>>7258333
I wonder what her poops taste like after this
>>7261201
They're not noodles.
>>7261300
by money's on shit
>>7258333
im in love
>>7258333
>mushrooms are vegetables
LOW IQ
O
W
I
Q
>>7259986
>cinnamon compote
Does this guy even know what that means?
>>7261488
Get some higher standards
>>7261969
Angry womyn detected.
>durr skinny housewives are setting back muh feminism
>>7261979
No, I just mean, the face is a disaster. It's fine for cooking wives to have bad bodies but not faces.
>>7261986
>I love it when you pick on me, anon! Mind chopping the onions?
>>7261986
It should be against the law to judge other people without posting a picture of yourself.
>>7259495
>mix the powder and the milk in the pouch that it comes with, it gives you a sauce instead of clumps of powder
I'll have to remember that.
>>7262007
Why? Does the existence of handsome or pretty people mean that others can't be ugly?
If you're crushing on her, it better be for her personality, or else you have bad taste.
It'd be different if I went up and made videos and posted them on the internet to be judged. I know I'm ugly, that's why I hide my face. Are you stupid?
>>7258386
>porking a tight pussy
>>7262525
Not who you're replying too, but she is pretty by every standard and if you disagree, you are a homosexual. And there's nothing wrong with that.
>but go to /lgbt/
>>7256569
I thought I could handle it after the fist 5 minutes but this shit is too triggering.
>>7262525
Post a picture of your face
>>7260253
It's like he's being forced to do that at gun point. Who the hell is this guy? He's trolling so hard.
>>7260253
It takes 14-15 minutes to fucking cook? Might as well boil the goddamn pasta and do it right.
>not having a stove
>>7257523
>pats raw chicken with spatula
>uses same spatula on pasta
>>7259495
THAT is what you are going to comment on?
NOT the fucking raisins?
>>7262525
Just stop being rude. That was the point. Nobody chooses their looks or their tastes, and there is no objective metric for either.
Also stop feeling bad about yourself, that's no way to live. Jesus anon.
>>7259986
baka watching too much chopped
>>7262844
This is a safe for work board.
>>7262844
Gay people and jazz families are the opposite to that penguin. They are hedonists.
A properly wired member of society-- one who evolved into a member of a strongly functioning communal species-- cares about his society. He cares about his society above himself. If he can't find a mate by a certain point or contribute to his society in some other significant way, he instinctively realizes he is a waste of calories and exiles himself. He does not wish to be a burden.
Gays, on the other hand, love to be a burden. They can not breed, usually choose something "creative" rather than productive for their profession, and burn extra resources with their extravagantly "fabulous" behavior.
>>7262844
>>7262901
Is this what bait on /ck/ looks like? Jesus. I feel like I've discovered a primitive tribe who have independently developed basic crafts.
>>7262844
I want to eat that beautiful chocolate ass.
>>7256058
>2016
>not knowing that the mountains contain penguin paradise where fish fall from trees and the female penguin pussy is on a tap
>>7258060
>>7258212
>Florida
>>7263021
I want to see, smell and taste the delectable treats it drops
>>7259487
>
kaufman was retarded
>>7255975
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtbnpeZeG6U
>>7262811
After writing that do you see why declaring "I'm in love" like that is fucking retarded?
>>7256569
>>7262844
Please sit on my face. Smother me with that ass I'm begging
>>7256569
>he can't put a patty on a bun, with lettuce, cheese, onions, tomatoes, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and top bun together in that order
>>7256625
>>7262997
Gays are the opposite of evolution. I have no real problem with them but an organism with no desire to procreate is the opposite of what's required for the species to progress. You can't argue with that.
>>7257572
>Dollar store "steak"
This is a thing?
>>7257223
>>7257223
>YER GONNA SPRINKLE IN YER PARSLEY LIKE CONFETTI
>>7257882
>>7258333
>kyoot/10
Cringe story time, happened a week ago at a bar I go to
>at bar shooting darts
>pretty heated game so not paying too much attention to anything else
>lining up my shot hear someone say something followed by a good 5 second silence followed by my friend stammering out a "n-no thanks"
>shoot my darts, mark the score turn around to see my two friends with looks pic related on their faces
>look across the bar and some dude is in there selling raw steaks, literally shoved into grocery bags
>not even vacuum sealed
>some guy bought 2
it was fucking weird, the guy selling steaks was British though so idk if that's a thing in Bongland
>>7260253
>>7263175
>Weee!
>>7263188
I'm in Australia and I've seen that happen here. It's normally crack heads that go to a supermarket and steal meat then sell it at the pub so they can buy drugs.
Some of them take orders, like you can tell them to go steal some Gillette razors or something and pay them half price.
I've never got anything from them, I don't want to help a thieving scum bag.
>>7263247
weird, the guy looked like a normal human being, aside from being British
>>7263250
all brits do heroin m9
>>7263034
Sinkholes in Florida are no laughing matter! Most of Florida is a karst landscape which means that the ground is composed of porous rocks like Limestone and Gypsum. Water in these pores keep the ground firm. When groundwater is taken in Florida, the pores become filled with air instead which makes the ground considerably weaker.
>>7256569
>Putting cheese on the bottom
>Not on the patty while it's still cooking
I know he has autism but he needs to get it together
>>7256569
does this kid have more videos? also I'm concerned for his safety, sounds like he's being held against his will
>>7263078
He didn't say he was lusting for her, you nong. He said he was in love with her. Such feelings run much deeper than a mere regard for appearance.
But seriously, her face is highly appealing by any heterosexual male standard so you're either a contrarian twit or a fag.
>>7257223
That shit looks pretty damn good 2bqh
>>7257572
>i love boneless beef ribeye steak
>>7263308
>Such feelings run much deeper than a mere regard for appearance.
And he got those feelings from watching a cooking video on youtube?
Yeah, I'm the twit alright.
>>7263188
i used to run into a woman while walking home from the gym who would approach me offering me some 'really good joints of beef'. she'd be like 'i went down the shop and got some really good joints of beef yesterday, you want some?' and then gesture towards an alleyway
>>7255981
As a muslim that terrifies me
>>7256058
am i the only one who finds this funny? what a little retard
>>7257223
muh dick
>>7257223
I can not hate this woman. She's just so fucking delightfully energized.
I mean fuck, look at this shit.
She's cooking hot dogs at the fucking beach using a clothes iron.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pkyg7RJyWBQ
>"We need to get our wiener out of the package"
>"He appears to be about 7 inches"
I don't even think this is an act.
I think she might be legitimately crazy.
And I'd like that crazy to be firmly planted on my cock.
>>7256012
>her
>>7263155
this tbqhdesudenpai
Homosexuality is not justifiable from thermodynamic, evolutionary and natural laws.
Gays only exist because our society is so well off and tolerates deviant behaviour. It's a product of decadence.
Believe me, once people are hunting food to survive with their bare hands, being a faggot is going to be the last thing on their minds.
>>7263721
>>7263772
this has to be satire
>we need to get 'er weiner out of the package
>he appears to be 7 inches
>and that's good for this recipe
