Post Food Hacks here.
If your soup is too hot just blow on it first
>>7255630
Only true men shove soup into their mouths with no regard for burns or general safety
>>7255634
true men sound pretty stupid
>>7255640
you're just jealous of pure might, sissy B)
someone post that photo of the middle aged men party with the watermarked photo cake.
>>7255653
Those muffins are going to turn out terrible.
>>7255623
Hack your chili by adding beans to it. Amazing results every time.
>>7255653
...what am I looking at?
>>7255660
Hamburger condiments
>>7255658
You madman
Are life hacks ever not code words for "I want to look as poor as possible?"
>>7255660
Looks like a make-your-own-burger setup for a picnic or bbq.
>>7255678
>>7255640
There a really thin line between being a True man and being an idiot
faggot
>>7255714
true men clean out loaded guns with their tongue
>>7255708
the pencil one is most some kind of a quick solution
Anyways still preffer to use a can (clean obviously) it's look less like garbage and more like "eco-friendly faggot" type
>>7255708
>Rechargeable batteries for things that have a long life like flashlights and remotes
Naah. Definitely not remotes. Flashlights if you use them a lot. Putting dead batteries into remotes is a great idea.
>>7255731
i use retarded gift mugs that no self respecting human would ever actually drink from
>>7255732
Don't even have disposables in this house anymore. Rechargeables are so much better, in any situation.
>>7255708
This was hilarious. But I like the cable ties and shower curtain. Just trim the plastic, and don't expect them to be reusable.
I've got thousands of those things. If I didn't have a shower door, I'd consider it.
>>7255653
Thats a pretty good idea to organize mise en place. but a lot of dead space
>>7255623
>can't open a can?
>leverage a spoon under the cap to release pressure and it'll open effortlessly everytime
>>7255767
jar rather
>>7255653
Seems like a decent idea, but when put into practice, too many compromises.
Where's the lettuce? Diced pickles? Not nearly enough tomato. Yeah, just cram it in there like a faggot.
By the way, what's that in the top left, and top 3/4 (looks like capers).
Fuck I'm angry.
>>7255771
It's not a strict regiment. Just get rid of a couple things, then put tomato in 2 spaces instead of one. Same with chopped lettuce. Nobody's making you store it like a faggot.
>>7255626
Her granny face is a turn off
>>7255775
>people uploading actual food tips
where are the hilarious warm eggs for cold hands type food hacks? what happened to you /ck/?
Scan the beer list for the one with the highest abv. This way you seem like less of an alcoholic than you actually are.
>>7255798
>>7255798
>lol where r my memes? xDD
You as an individual are worse than Reddit.
>>7255798
>>7255812
"The first rule of food hacking: stop being so narrow-minded and heteronormative by confining your cooking to a kitchen. At work, start your hacking as soon as you enter the building's lobby. An elevator can easily become an ascending workspace to create an E-Z morning snack. With the help of a piping hot cuppa joe, a stupid, boring raw egg becomes a hard-boiled delicacy."
>>7255837
thank you man, now i got the name of the artist. i owe you one.
>>7255767
Eat dicks.
>>7255837
salmonella if it is going to exist anywhere on an egg is on the shell.
>>7255988
lol nice xD
>>7255837
Jesus christ.
Use condoms twice by turning them inside out and shaking the fuck out of them.
>>7255988
it can also be inside the egg if the chicken was infected. eggs in USA are washed but you can still get salmonella, which is why the only technically safe eggs are pasteurized.
>>7255775
Take longer to heat the water and get an ice bath than to use a peeler.
You'd NEVER guess how PERFECT your coffee could be if you just made it in this one clever way
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ljttPKvgks
THIS will be the the ONLY way you're gonna be drinking your coffee from now on
>>7256090
>click bait post
>buzzfeed
What did I expect. Well done.
I can't get over how ridiculous this guys hair is. Think about the time investment too. Growing it out, buzzing the sides, etc...
>>7255775
But then the potato doesn't have its skin any more.
at a restaurant and theres not enough salt on your fries? that sucks, the table salt never sticks
oh wait a second motherfucker! add a little bit of salt to the ketchup and it will adhere to the unsalted fry when you dip
youre welcome
Add yogurt to your guac for an extra creamy treat.
>>7256090
God, I hate watching people artificially gushing over things like that. I want to punch them all, just to remind them of the hatred in the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlA_YXDm9bg
Lifehacks are mostly dumb.
>>7256107
hes asian so it probably just sits like that naturally
>>7256090
I'm gonna start drinking my coffee like this every day now, can't see any potential problems arising from this.
>>7256090
>normies
>>7255775
that's ice water. it's 32F
>>7256166
????
The shine from the massive amounts of hair gel is impossible not to see
>>7256200
it was a joke nigger
>>7256201
I'm sorry your prank was too elaborate for me
>>7256200
To be fair it's more likely a pomade or some other molding paste.
>>7255648
>middle aged men party
lol
>throw egg against wall
>wall breaks
>>7256090
>everyone being a fag
>and then
>it's icecream, what do you want?
>>7255623
Drink enough alcohol quickly enough to pass out at least ten hours before you have to wake up for work, and you'll never turn up at work drunk again.
>>7256297
strategist
Only hack I need
Never cook again.
>>7255725
while also maintaining perfect trigger discipline.
>>7255770
if you put one of those thick rubber bands over the lid, it comes off like a condom.
>>7255811
HE'S TAKING A CALL ON HIS FUCKING CALCULATOR
>>7256349
naw, that's a phone
>>7255623
Adding an egg and a packet of unflavored gelatin to your cheap instant ramen.
>>7256004
I'm assuming that's where your dad fucked up
>>7255623
is that red wine?
why would you freeze red wine?
ffs this has triggered me unless there is a reason to chill red wine.
>>7255653
one spoon.
nigga that shit is going to end up looking like mud when some nigga double dips in every fucking possible combination.
>>7256494
The idea is to use only a few cubes for cooking every now and then.
>not opening a bottle at least every other day
>such is life in america
>>7256521
but... why?
>>7256532
Huh? Again, for cooking, a few cubes is all you need for a nice sauce. Yes, normal people would open a bottle and drink the rest of the wine with the dish or maybe later in the day. What can you do.. fookin health nuts
>>7256539
why wouldn't they just keep the bottle?
or is murrica wine shit house that you have to use it all once opened.
>>7256543
Cause it goes stale, nasty or both after a few days.
>>7256547
pussy niggas.
>>7256090
Nothing like a 900 calorie cup of coffee
>>7256090
>3 (THREE) ice cream bars
>>7255812
>Go back to reddit
>While complaining about memes
You sound exactly like the 4chan memer that spergs out and tell people to gtfo and go to reddit or tumblr.
You're no better, if not worse. End yourself with some toxic mushroom to stay true to /ck/.
>>7256846
>>>/reddit/
>>7255818
wait he puts in a tortilla and it's coming out as shredded white cheddar or mootzorelli?
>>7256090
now I'm gonna get never ending buzzfeed video reccs on my youtube. thanks, asshole.
>>7256090
>three ice cream bars
>1/2 cup of coffee
>>7255767
this will permanently deform the lid and you wont be able to have a perfect seal after. so just throw out opened once after a single use and open a new jar next time you cook
>>7256491
>being this dumb
jeepers anon
>inb4 twas merely an act
>>7256863
No, it's coming out as shredded pieces of tortilla.
![phase_change[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/iouiAj3.gif "phase_change[1].gif")
>>7257391
>>7256488
I can't tell if I'm being trolled. Have you ever taken a chemistry class, or calibrated a thermometer before? Lmao.
>>7255623
>Food hacks
>>>/reddit/
>>7257905
I think there's a miscommunication here, because there's a lot of people online who claim ice water always stays at 32f regardless of external influences.
In theory, water packed with ice will hover at 0c at equilibrium, but that point takes time to reach, and will fluctuate based on a variety of influences.
So at the time of measurement, it's completely reasonable to record a temperature of 45f, and depending on how fast she dropped the taters in, the temperature would also raise by some amount.
The guy who said it would be a block of ice at 32f is the dumbest of us 3 easily, but there's no reason why an accurate measurement wouldn't record at 45f and hover around there for the duration of the ice bath's use.
But if she was going to get all autistic using those retarded graphics, she might as well do them right, have some substance with the style.
Fuck, that was too civil. you're a faggot cuck nigger
>>7256543
All wine oxidises after opening, resulting in it becoming more acidic and vinegary. But the ice cube thing is stupid because oxidation makes wine better in cooking. Also, don't use decent wine in cooking - what a fucking waste.
>>7256521
There is a thing called cooking wine that is cheaper than drinking wine.
>>7256349
Cisco IP phone.
>>7255789
Just a bad picture, she was pretty hot in Master Chef
>>7258134
Yeah, but it tastes like crap compared to drinking wine.
>>7258054
I agree there's little benefit to premium wines, but cheap wines can get you into trouble. If you are reducing the wine this is especially true--any off flavors will be concentrated during the reduction process, and who on earth wants their sauce to taste like concentrated cheap wine?
>>7256861
You're the kind of person that accuses someone of cuckolding if you're losing an argument to them
>>7256090
The worst part was the "coffee" they added already looked like it was loaded with cream.
>>7256349
Holy shit underageb& please leave.
>>7256373
>Council house eclair
Fucking hell I'm crying.
>>7255653
I think i agree with this.
The only downsides is that tomatos don't really fit in there because they are too big.
Memes required
>>7255775
>removing the skin
>>7255658
This will get you tried and convicted as a witch here in Texas.
>>7259107
I want to dick punch the person who created that font.
>>7255708
The hack saw one got me. It's even worse considering that you'd probably need a fucking hack saw to cut the notches for the blade
>>7256474
pardon my ignorance but what is the gelatin for
>>7259542
For the delicious taste, duh.
>>7255837
no.
NO.
>>7259107
i bet this was really popular on reddit
>>7259551
I feel as though you might be yanking my chain
>>7256147
God bless Maddox
>>7256349
good troll. 9/10
>>7255708
Fucking kek post more anon
>>7256373
>brake fluid boils at 200 degrees C
>water boils at 100 degrees C
>Takes double the temp to boil. Half the time to cook egg.
>All of my wat.
>>7256863
FUCKING GODDAMMIT MAN IT'S SHREDDED TORTILLA WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK
>>7259107
>Did you buy something like this? Cool, throw it away
>Now go out and buy a bunch of different spices that collectively make up what you just threw away
I get that you should already have some of that stuff in your cabinet but they're all unused. He went out and bought a pack of chili seasoning, and then a bunch of the exact same thing but in individual bottles.
>cashiers face when
>>7259107
graphics are ass and cringe
>>7259770
It's the heat that does the cooking, not the bubbles.
>>7255623
pic reminds me of when I tried jello shots once with vodka. They just didn't set at all and just had a jelly mess. Been wanting to try again sometime, I've sinced move to spiced rums.
>>7259107
>using premixed spices is for faggots, we're doing this RAW
>now add your canned veggies because soaking beans for a few hours or cutting a tomato is too much work
>also throw some crackers in there because fuck it, whatever
>>7255812
>xDD
bad at making sushi? Just use an ice cube tray
thanks buzzfeed for yet another glorious creation
>>7256337
You mean accidentally and in a maner that ruins your life for the next 18 years?
>>7259770
phase changes yo. Boiling water wont go above 100 degrees (within a few degrees) because of thermodynamics, so a liquid that boils at 200 will stay at that heat.
You cant have a pot of water go above 100 degrees without putting it in a pressure chamber
>>7258134
sure, if you like vaguely sweet and vinegary salted swill in your food.
Might as well literally piss in your sauce for all the good it will do you using """"cooking wine""""
>>7259588
about the taste, yeah, he is.
A packet of gelatin might be good for the mouthfeel of the broth, but shit, it's a $0.30 packet of ramen, who gives a shit about mouthfeel.
>>7258134
never cook with a wine you wouldn't drink - a rule to live by.
>>7259566
It still is, crops up every now and again when all the fucking plebs are heading to college and think this is an economical or wise way to learn how to cook.
>>7256090
>It's ice cream, what do you want?
I love that guy.
>>7262018
i drink cooking wine.
seems like i won this round you cuckhold
>>7255657
Underrated post
>>7255837
loved milky tea eggs as a child
>>7259522
It's handwritten you hick
>>7259770
Baby chicks shouldn't be allowed to keep their feet on flat solid ground like that because it can permanently damage them. This picture triggers me.
>>7256349
Thanks for the jiggle mate.
>>7255775
Fuck I thought the 45 degrees was the angle that she put the potato into the water and I got confused.
>>7257069
theyre just trying to make your shitty life better
>>7261794
no, on purpose and in a manner that ruins your life for the next 18 yaers.
>>7255744
Not him, but in my experience, rechargeable batteries are shit and end not lasting long at all.
>>7256107
>Think about the time investment too
It's one of the easiest hairstyles in the world. It's not that hard to get it trimmed every half month, buy some pomade and run it through your hair. At the most, the only other thing he probably does is put on a little hairspray.
>>7255660
a way of organizing your mise en place. i actually get bar caddies for home use.
>>7259515
if there was a legit check for a 150 billion located in texas made out to me i still wouldnt set foot in that state
>>7259542
>gelatin
>gelati
>gelat
>gela
>gel
>>7262018
wisdom
>>7258476
No, she's just old and used up
TV makeup can make any granny look young
Her uterus is literally a graveyard made of leather and nightmares
Women only have value in their early 20s which is why women in their early 20s act the way they do
Then they become bitter vampires and try to eat your soul
>>7256072
if you have a water kettle handy, not really. way more convenient too. you can just casually boil + dump the potatoes while you do other stuff
>>7259515
As a native Texan I've always had beans in my chili. Come at me.
>>7259107
>drain the beef
but why? chili simmered in beef fat is delicious.
>>7266182
As a fellow native Texan, I've had and made chili with beans and without beans.
I like them both equally.
>>7266182
If you add beans to chili, it becomes chili with beans. The beans do not become part of the chili.
>>7263703
>>7261376
Why is buzzfeed so full of shitty advice?
>Top 25 things you NEED to deep fry RIGHT NOW
Each item was stupider and less appealing than the last.
>>7262570
Sorry Farmer Brown but we have gravity here on earth. The fuck do you want?
>>7266421
>this one ingredient is just magically never becomes part of the dish it's part of! For no reason!
I put beans in it always, and I just call it chili. You triggered?
>>7266555
It's actually "bean stew with beef."
>>7255744
I buy my AA batteries from a place that sells "half life" Duracell batteries.
A new Duracell has a shelf like of 10 years, and I buy them bulk (40-pack) from a place that sells 5yo Duracells. They still work perfectly and offer amazing performance.
Difference is I pay 50c per battery as opposed to about $2 in any store.
For any Aussies out there, I'm talking about catchoftheday.com.au
>>7259107
Its the PSP that always gets me
>>7263681
not him but eneloops are great if you find them on sale
>>7266681
I've never been able to get that far before closing it.
>>7266561
It's actually "beaned chili"
stupid asshole
>>7266471
Worked great.
>>7262071
Well played
>>7266195
It'll take flavor away from your other ingredients and the beef will have a mushy texture. That'd be similar to just adding a bunch of oil to your chili.
>>7267355
>>7267366
>>7262570
Kill yourself.
>>7255775
>112 F
>45 F
>>7257069
Remove it from your watch history.
>>7258560
Shut up you cuck.
>>7255653
>metal spoon in a non stick container
>>7256327
they are a decent substitute to broth, but not much more than that
>>7263714
(You)
>>7266763
It's chilied beans, you mouth breather.
>>7255623
if u go to the walmart self check out and ring up bananas instead of steak, u will get steak for the price of bananas
If eating a sandwich suddenly becomes painful, you're most likely chewing your fingers.
>The more you know
>>7255714
There's a really thin line between joking and trolling
But you thought he was serious so what does that make you?
>>7266421
>If you add beans to chili, it becomes chili with beans. The beans do not become part of the chili.
Chili without beans is simply spicy meat stew.
Beans are the foundation of chili and in fact the lower classes of Mesoamerican society would as often as not eat chili _without_ meat.
This meme that chili shouldn't contain beans (or even dumber, that it never had beans) is just that.
>>7255758
That looks horrible for mis en place.. unless you're taking a dash or whatever out of each ingredient. If you're supposed to be dumping ingredients into something, how would that work with that big ass thing? Especially timing wise
And what did you mean by dead space? Just curious, not trying to be all up in your shit
>>7267375
Enjoy burning your house down...
>>7255771
Those look like canned jalapeños, not capers
>>7266471
>>7267820
i remember that book when i was a kid.
good times.
>>7266551
He means uneven ground like dirt and pebbles and grass is good for them and hard, perfectly flat ground will hurt them.
>>7267375
Just use a microwave
>>7255837
Why the fuck would I have a raw egg on me in the elevator?
Use calorie free salad dressings so you can really pour it on there.
>>7255837
So what the fuck did he do with the egg shell? Leave it in the coffee? So he sacrificed a cup of coffee to boil an egg. What was the net gain in this scenario?
>>7268614
you can still drink the coffee you idiot
>>7268619
You drink a calcium shell with shit sticking on it?~ew
>>7255630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1jVNQMDcx4
>>7267941
name? I've seen that art style before, i know he's got Greeks and Romans and whatnot too.
>>7266622
Catch of the day had saved me so much munney
>>7255626
8/10 would do awful terrible nasty things to her
>>7255630
....genius.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZOKDqjqbX0
This would be a good thread for everyone to become a trip fag and at the end of the thread we could tally up the upvotes and pretend we're reddit.
>>7256004
I kekd pretty hard
Even tho it's not food related
>>7267511
>hamfistedly scraping up your tin instead of gently scooping ingredients
maybe try to not be retarded?
>>7256147
I like him.
>>7255657
>>7267366
Kek ouch
>>7259107
This is pretty much what I expected /ck/ to be.
>>>/out
>>7269079
There's no fucking way there's not nudes out there.
>>7266541
>Top 25 things you NEED to deep fry RIGHT NOW
I don't know why but I lost as soon as I read this.
>>7269020
Do us all a favor and neck yourself and pin it on buzzfeed
>>7255623
The joke is that ethanol's freezing point is way lower than any home freezer is capable of.
>>7255623
wait
why would you want your red wine to be cold
it's not white wine
>forgot the corkscrew?
>just break the bottle on the wall and lick the wine of the floor
>>7256297
That's exactly what I'm doing right now... Can we have another /alc/ thread??
>>7262570
this poster is a hen do not reply.
>>7255742
Pic not related, I assume.
You can thaw frozen food really fast by putting it in cold water. Perfect for frozen meat for example.
>>7269288
Thats been the Holy Grail since i can remember, idk if they are really out there, but I cannot remember actually seeing them in the 6+ years ive been on here. Sauce is Ellie Tran Ha though if you wanna go down that rabbit hole.
>>7269834
Wine has a low enough alcohol content that it will freeze. Try it yourself.
![baby-plastic-bib-children-waterproof-soft[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Wa0E8k4.jpg "baby-plastic-bib-children-waterproof-soft[1].jpg")
>>7268415
>not using pro mlg food-holder
>>7268816
https://ospreypublishing.com/store/military-history/series-books/men-at-arms by John Pohl. Illustrator: Angus McBride
>>7259107
really? nobody remembers this? damn
>>7271349
How can anyone forget it. It's posted every single fucking day.
>>7255708
I lost it at the trash bag one.
>>7270243
>baby-plastic-bib-
>>7263703
There's more junk food on that door than I've eaten my entire life
>>7267375
Tried it once
The metal mesh that keeps your toast in place presses against the cheese
When it pops, you have a mess on your hands
>>7268444
underrated
>>7256373
>fourth one
you cunt
>>7263714
You are also retarded
It's not /ck/ but it's relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbXLIniGz24
>>7259107
Literally reddit
>>7259107
This is one of the worst things on the Internet. I am embarrassed to have lived at the same time as its author.
>>7255708
The hacksaw made me unreasonably angry. Hacksaws are like, 5 buckero's! Splurge on one, you god damn faggot.
On top of the time and tools that would be needed to make one, you would also be significantly increasing your risk of hand injury if your shitty ghetto-saw falls apart on you after a few minutes of use...which it is likely to do if you haven't had much practice in making onr and don't have the commonsense to own a FUCKING HACKSAW, yet have the tools to create one! Fuck.
>>7259107
No matter how many times I see this, it still never fails to make me angry
>>7272480
The 'life hacks' are originally from reddit. Which tells you how practical they actually are.
>>7259107
All that work and they couldn't even come up with a good chili recipe.
>>7268593
I really am curious as to what these taste like.
>>7272609
Honestly, they are absolute shit compared to any other dressing. If you actually enjoy salads, they will have a negative effect on them.
If you don't enjoy salads, well, I guess they are an option, as it will help negate the taste. I would highly recommend experimenting with different types of salads to find one you enjoy before doing that.
Although, I have gotten some 0 calorie Alfredo sauce before, and it honestly wasn't that bad. Not nearly thick enough, but none the less, not bad.
>>7269034
>not using a condom when you fuck mellons
>>7263709
>mise en place
>>7255623
My alcoholic mom does this.
place some cling wrap over the ice tray, and put a popsicle stick through for every cube.
also works with hard lemonade.
>>7268593
> they taste nothing like the advertised flavors
> they have the viscosity of water
> they cost a lot
Basically, they're the only ones I eat but I eat so much sorbital that I can't recall what sugar tastes like
>>7255775
they should use the word feel instead of peel
>>7272609
Bad, but not that bad.
Their syrups are good though, but the peanut butter is the most disgusting thing ever. Really. Like a runny, salty paste that resembles diarrhea
>>7267366
I remember a thread on b a year or so ago where someone thought it was real and did it. Posted pics with a time stamp too.
