Wa la
>shitting on a plate
/ck/ is my favourite board
>the tablecloth matches the plate
>the place mat matches the burnt sausages with disgusting yellow grease spilling out everywhere
You should have animated it.
>>7254520
I like how all your shit logs are almost identical. Mine goes from log to diarrhea and none look the same
>>7254543
It's maple syrup
>>7254571
>syrup and sausage
You are officially my nigger. I've been putting syrup on my sausage for years and I get scoffed at everytime. Good to see someone else has great taste.
>>7254520
c-c-come at me sausage-chan~
>>7254577
Half of the breakfast sausages out there are "maple syrup flavored"... You're not a special snowflake.
>>7254582
>this buttmad cuz he doesn't put syrup on his 'sages
>>7254593
>don't fuck with me, i was having a bro moment with the only other person i've ever met that's also thought of the crazy idea of putting syrup on his sausages at breakfast
>>7254520
It's "voila" you fucking degenerate.
>>7254618
Yeah, pretty much.
>>7254645
Everyone point and laugh.
>>7254520
Needs some tomato sauce bro.
>>7254649
It's literally like saying "diamond dozen", never reply to me again.
>>7254657
So it's a fun joke?
>>7254665
It could of been
>>7254797
>of
I can't tell if this is a double bait or not
fuck
/ck/ obviously doesn't cook healthy, with how salty the threads are
>>7255269
I'm the guy he was replying to, and it clearly is, you fucking retard.
>>7255307
i'll fucking kill you faggot
>>7254579
>still posting this fucking photo
Your plating sucks ass. My 7 year old epileptic niece could plate better if she had the hiccups.
Guys im feeling really down right now. My boyfriend just broke up with me and I need a little tlc. We went to chilis for dinner which was fine until we got in a fight and he punched me in the left eye. Then he just drove off and left me in the parking lot screaming "dont go Jason Waterfalls
>>7255403
stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to
>>7255413
Thanks. He was a creep. I dont want no scrubs anyway
>>7255403
>netflix and chili's
>>7255403
There is a 90% chance you deserved it.
>>7255403
You should consider switching to cable desu
Sorry i just had to bump this thread because I'm at it's beckoning call
>>7255403
What. This was kind of abstractly clever. Is it a copypasta, or are there actually a few people with half a brain on /ck/?
>>7256419
Wow you're crazy sexy cool! Thanks for the fan mail!
Nice slugs!
>>7256394
>beckoning call
The term you are looking for is 'beck and call', you fucking idiot.
>>7256587
Everyone take a look at this guy
>>7254520
Did you mean "viola"?
>>7256762
>>7256587
and you're an idiot, gold figure