It's that time again, lasses, post 'em
>>7253771
>>7253790
kek, was not expecting that
>>7253794
>>7253797
Eat shit :^)
>>7253821
>>7253819
>>7253814
>>7253804
>>7253797
>>7253794
>being this on the spectrum
>>7253879
>liking jack
Fuck off
>>7253771
source ?
>>7253888
What the fuck
>>7253887
>not serving the King
Fuck off :^p
>>7253771
too much cornflour
>>7253888
how is it even possible for that to hold that much liquid
>>7253934
Truly beautiful how he doesn't stop after one scoop like a normal person
>>7253947
Looks reasonable to be honest.
You guys are struggling with your trolling.
>>7253934
>shredded cheese instead of curds
whoever that person is they're about to get deported
>>7253934
it's not quite poutine but i'd still eat it
>>7253771
OMG GUISE SO RANDUM THIS GUY CAN'T MAKE A CHICKEN COOKED THE HOLE WAY
LETS MAKE IT A MEME LOL MEME FOODS KEEK LETS PUT THIS METAL TO THE METAL
>>7253972
what the actual fuck
>>7253972
>Aunt Myrna's Party Enchiladas
>>7253985
>stop posting what I don't like
babby's first troll
>>7253994
>the way he can't get the shit to slide off the spatula
>crams a fist-sized chunk into his mouth
>shot doesn't cut away for way too long, he just sits there chewing through a huge mouthful of shit while shaking his head and looking at the plate in his hands
fucking honestly though all his webms look like they're from a fucking sketch comedy show
>>7253994
okay wait though after the pineapple did he just dump a bag of fucking sugar into the pot? what kind of fucked up omelette is that
>>7254020
it's jello not sugar
>>7254023
well that's less horrifying and more confusing
>>7254029
aunt myrna's party cheese salad is straight out the 60s when jello was much more widespread
>>7254025
>that hesitation when about to add in prolapsed pork anuses
>>7253972
>enchilada sauce
>milk
>sour cream
>>7253790
haha pretty subtle, ya got me
>>7253924
Why can't I stop watching this stupid piece of shit. What am I doing with my life.
Does anyone have a "Best of Jack" list? I want a good place to start, or does he still produce absolute shit in every video?
>>7254139
Party cheese salad
Pulled pork sliders
McCormick bag chicken
Bison burgers
Church chili
Garbage stew
Those would be a good start. Church chili is probably my favorite just because he is so salty when he doesn't even place in the contest.
>>7253972
>Jack
>Italian
>Lazy Man's Lasagna
>It's fucking baked ziti with ricotta added
>Jack's childhood friend
>Mexican
>Lazy Man's Enchiladas
>It fucking gross nacho casserole
They were made for each other!
>>7254158
lazy mans pulled pork sandwiches starts off with an epic sauce commercial that makes no sense
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zy2c6MyhrNo
>>7254025
This and that fucking party cheese salad
I nearly threw up my fucking lunch what the fuck
>>7254185
>being this assblasted by Ja/ck/
Pretty pathetic tobequitehonestwithyoufamily
Any more slow motion interpolation requests? This one is half speed, any more and I got way too many artifacts due to the poor source quality
>>7254044
this one pisses me off. he's reviewing a goddamn blender.
>>7254194
>how to eat tammy's pussy 101
>>7254158
I still can't get over why he decided he had to name it Garbage Stew. It's just so unappealing. It definitely didn't look good but damn, have some respect for the ingredients while they are still usable stuff.
>>7254003
what's this from?
>>7254202
if you want to see how he's a piece of shit person and why we hate him watch his jack on the go show. watch the disney vacation and see why he's so damn annoying
>>7253972
You guys ever eat so much cheese that your guts are in fucking agony later and you just want it to stop? How does anybody ever eat this and not die?
>>7254234
This. Jack on the go really shows off how fucking stupid and obnoxious he actually is more than the cooking show.
http://youtu.be/3HLCnyAYY9E
Can you imagine having to put with his shit while you're trying to eat but you can't tell him to shut the fuck up because he's a part of your church. God damn I hate him!
>>7254268
this is the worst music in the world
Juicy, delicious, beautiful.
>>7254202
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txiHkWh4rps
the intro says it all
>>7253982
This shouldn't have made me kek as hard as it did
>>7253924
>Byootiful
>I know some of you guys will say in the comments "it's pink oh no"
>It's not pink, no, no, it's just JUICY m'kay?
>>7253982
When will Jack realize he needs to cook the meat longer?
>>7254456
when its already too late
>>7254465
Jack is either a master troll, or sum bodys gonna die.
>>7254456
Not only that but he should probably stop cooking things on as high a heat as he possibly can
>>7254290
>Jack Jr. is Mickey Mouse
>Tammy is Minnie Mouse
>Jack is Goofy
Poetry
>>7253972
This is the worst thing I've ever seen in my entire life.
>>7254483
even the church chili
the man is a certified retard
he goes through the trouble of setting up his own show on youtube, puts some effort into making the magic happen but then he undercooks and ruins everything and uses temperatures that are too high and doesn't understand that longer cooking times at lower heat is often best for many things, especially meat
he can't cook worth shit and it's dumb luck if he gets anything right
>>7253771
>>7254991
>>7254997
>>7255010
>>7254109
She probably used to be hot 15 years and 100 pounds ago.
>>7255045
"I'm your worst food nightmare. Waaaaaargh!"
>>7255049
I would still fuck her big white ass 2bh, probably get undigested turkey burger on my dick but idgaf
>>7255072
I'd rather fuck a half cooked pork shoulder
>>7253994
...Speechles.
HOW the fuck can anyone call this a SALAD
>>7255072
Are you a big virile black bull capable of satisfying her sexual needs? If not then Jack won't let you even touch her.
What will it take to get ISIS after Ja/ck/?
>>7255092
why would ISIS go after a hack?
>>7255104
I just want to witness his brutal demise, is that too much to ask?
Someone posted a webm of him on /v/ but it was just a close up of his eyes. It was about 40 or so seconds long and he didn't blink once.
Anyone have it?
>>7254172
For fucks sake, it took him 7 god damn minutes to say:
"Cook the pork butt in a slow cooker in 2 jars of bbq sauce for 8-9 hours"
Never has someone said so much without saying a fucking thing at all than in his videos
>>7254194
lmao that fucking tongue.
>>7255117
For fucks sake, it cannot be unseen
>>7255116
and then throw the sauce away
makes sense, right?
>>7253934
why in the fuck is this happening over a blanket
holy shit i think im onto something here bros
>>7255179
for maximum comfy
>>7253994
>>7253972
why do people have "cooking" channels when all they do is dump shit into a bowl then into the oven.
i remember some gaymer gurl doing baking and all she did was the cake mix where you only add eggs and water.
i think someone posted a newer video of her in a cringe thread or something like that and it seems shes actually baking now, idk how long it took her.
>>7253994
HOLY
O
L
Y
SHIT
>>7253972
I would like to add that I'd fuck the shit out of those big Brown/Orange titties, I can't watch this video without imagining how good this cow would take a dick.
Not jack related, but certainly cooking cringe related.
Anyone got a link to that video where this wife makes something with two buckets of cool whip and is being passive aggressive to her beta husband (who is filming) the whole time?
>>7255287
I think you're talking about that fat family and the wife is making a kit-kat lasagna dish? I think the daughter is there and the husband is filming and she is a huge cunt the entire time.
They removed that video from Youtube, I can't find it anymore.
>>7255287
I think what you are looking for is KitKat Lasagna. I cant find the original video anymore but here is it with some awful commentary.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KyWUA_gXSbU
>>7253790
so juicy and perfectly cooked
>>7255095
nigga use a fuggin spoon
>>7254044
that's perfectly fine. everyone knows if it's cooked in the pan, it's overcooked on the plate. I expected too much from /ck/
>>7255336
That voice gets my dick hard. She is so mean. Hot.
![[メルティスイート] 三村かな子.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/znN4dvV.jpg "[メルティスイート] 三村かな子.jpg")
>>7253879
>posting worst cinderella
Is Kanako /ck/ approved?
>>7254194
as we can see here the subject is extending its tongue in order to collect the food matter effectively. by being able to guide the food in it aides in preventing anything from being lost in the act. it is apparently not always a perfect system however.
I've seen plenty of shit on the internet, and Jack is the most disgusting man I've ever seen. Literal subhuman. He deserves a cucking.
>>7255380
I didn't think it was possible for me to hate him more but here we are
>>7254044
What a fucking atrocious omelet
>>7254172
the consistency of jack's sauce looks like a combination of mucus and semen, and he seems so proud of it
>>7253771
can't stand his beaner ass.
>>7254139
vid dot me slash CookingWithJack
>>7254158
>No product reviews
>No Salad Night
>No Lazy man Pizza
>>7255380
>Go to restaurant with friend
>He steals the show
>Ask to taste his taco so you can whore it up on camera
>Literally biting straight into it like that
>It's not even your taco
So, has anyone ever shown Jack these threads? You think he would stick up for himself or would his feelings be hurt? Got any good YouTube comment screencaps?
>>7255444
Jack has seen these threads and what makes him such a great lolcow is that he's too pigheaded to consider any criticisms
>>7255443
chill out! dude, you can clearly see if you watch the whole video and actually pay attention that the friend had half of JACK'S SANDWICH FIRST.
Pulled pork sliders
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc
6:05
i imagine that's the noise jack makes when he slides his pork inside tami
>>7255518
Does he still get erect
>>7255518
It's not even cooked. What is wrong with him.
>>7255370
>Romantic Dinner #1
Is that the one where he tells you not fill your date up with food otherwise you won't be able to fuck her later on?
>>7255565
he refers to it as "smoochin". For some reason, that actually makes me want to vomit more than if he had just called it "fuckin"
I'm addicted to Ja/ck videos.
>>7255569
I'm also addicted to Ja/ck/in' it
>>7255578
All fat people should be put in camps
We need to get Ja/ck/ to make carbonara to create the ultimate meme
>>7255518
>tfw Jack has had sexual intercourse with Tammy at least one time
>>7255616
twice*
he has 2 sons, one older than the other
https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/644292778613178368
they're trying their hardest to conceal that ugly mug of his
>>7253790
>>7255624
>tfw Jack stirred Tammys mac and cheese at least twice
>>7255628
he really does look like a toad
>bald
>ugly as shit
>bulging eyes
>huge retard tongue
and that giant bump of a forehead is not appealing either
>>7255624
>>7255616
The other son isn't Tammy's.
>tfw Jack has had sexual intercourse with two willing women
If Jack lost 100lbs, how many inches would it add to his penis?
>>7255704
none
that's not how it works
you can see that cone head of his through the hat too
>>7255686
It is, I found out, they had him really young
>>7255738
Tammy was hot in the 80's I bet
>>7253771
I'm pretty sure that's a non-Newtonian fluid now.
>>7255628
>https://twitter.com/jakatak4/status/644292778613178368
>@jakatak4 we made your party cheese salad and we can't say it was a success. i wouldn't describe it as delicious
he retweeted this. what a mongoloid.
>>7254158
Jack on thr go is the best
>>7255431
Italian not spic
>>7255784
>>7255784
In terms of pure cringe, yes it is. I started out just watching Cooking With Jack -- that was bad enough, but one day I stumbled up on Jack On the Go. Been addicted to all his content ever since. I stopped being a hardcore alcoholic about a year ago. About 4 months ago I became a hardcore Ja/ck/oholic.
Just sucks because they don't have a JA (Ja/ck/oholics Anonymous)
>>7255404
Look up his latest video, he is cucked on his own show
>>7255738
No it's not. He talks about it in that same video that he talks about bombing Palestine and choking out the older son.
>>7255181
Gr8 modern art m8
>>7254194
tammy is one lucky cow
>>7254290
>ITS ALRIGHT
>ITS NOT VERY GOOD
>ITS BLAND
meanwhile everything he makes out of cans is delivered to earth by his lord jesus christ
>>7254290
Goddamn these are infuriating... I can't keep watching this shit
>>7255336
what an edgy little bitch, does she really think anyone wants to hear her repeat "thats gross wow shes fat lol i used to be fat but im not anymore"
>>7254290
XD
a common theme for him seems to be shit not working
the thermometer he was shilling in that pork abomination.. his card to watch the ride
i think he just can't figure shit out
>>7255995
its amazing he can even edit and upload videos
>>7255810
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhTiXzXPRAA
About 22:30 for it
>>7256296
Downloading this in case Ja/ck/ tries to get it removed, fuck that bloated walking corpse
>>7255380
his eyes the way they remain blank the entire time this man is a husk, a mere shell occupied by something much worse than a human being its almost as if his eyes are the void, hes looked too long and theres no turning back
>>7256296
At 52 minutes in Ja/ck/ supports napalming Palestinians
>>7253771
What the fuck even is this?
>>7256343
So, who's gonna send this vid to ISIS?
>>7256422
I will. Do you know their email address? I've been thinking about joining anyway. So sick of feminism and multiculturalism, and they're the only feasible antidote we have left.
>>7256425
I'm pretty sure they have an official Twitter at the very least. Maybe some Facebook pages. I wouldn't be surprised if they actually have a really well-structured public relations site somewhere.
>>7256425
you'll have to give up pork, just an fyi
Yorkshire pudding
>nailed it
>>7255336
poor girl musta burned herself on that frosting.
>>7256514
I'd eat that.
>>7256255
are you even sure he does?
Anyone else Ja/ck/in' it?
>>7255181
plz no
Another perfectly cooked meat product, Jack. You are a meat wizard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_QXBfnUjOM
>"Looks beautiful."
Yes it does, Jack.
>>7256296
Can't wait for his son to cave his fat head in.
>>7257646
Looks ok to me.
Are you a black by any chance ?
>>7255336
>LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, LIKE, OMG LIKE FUCKING LIKE OMG LIKE NOT FUCKING PROCESSED
FUCKING HELL THIS BITCH IS SO ANNOYING.
i'm new here is this guy 100% serious or does he just play the part for views? and does he acknowledge criticism
You know what to do /ck/
Oh boy! Ja/ck/ is doing chili again. This time it's $100 chili with actual produce....including mushrooms...
>>7253923
source?
>>7257867
why does he load in so many fucking beans?
like fuck does he enjoy gas chambering his family and having diarrhea ?
>>7253790
amazing. I wonder how much work went into this. subtle yet good for a chuckle.
>>7256343
> Where do I sign up?
> *hosts laugh*
> Hahaha put my tithe on auto-debit
What a bunch of disgusting people.
/ck/ confirmed for not able to take big boy bites
>>7255995
he thinks throwing away instruction manuals is manly and cool
>>7254044
mmm juicy
>>7257867
>mushrooms
>celery
>so much fucking tomato
>BEANS
>more pork than beef
I want to napalm the entire state of Tennessee twice, just to make sure we didn't miss him the first time.
>>7257867
cant wait for this
>>7257867
Its ok as long as he puts one can of contadina tomato sauce. Just the right ammount of sodium
>>7257995
didn't even notice that kek
>>7257988
I hope he enters it into another contest and gets mad when he gets BTFO again. He would probably cry and whine that he spent $100 on all of those "premium ingredients" and that the judges weren't fair.
>>7257867
>13 cans of tomato products 8 of which are huge
>8 cans of beans
>at least 5 pounds of meat
What the fuck is going to cook this in? A bathtub?
>>7257788
>>7254268
what a fucking asshole, man.
if I was his son I'd Oedipus all the way, man.
well, minus the fuck your mother part of course.
>>7255095
its so fucking disgusting I cant even
>>7255181
amazing. love it
>>7256460
my mom's yorkshire pudding looked like this once
we laugh about it still today
i thought it was a once in a lifetime sort of deal, though :(
>>7257867
what are the three tubes?.. white with blue ribbon and red on them?
>>7257867
Can't wait for this retard to drop dead from a heart attack sometime this year.
>>7258201
Probably sausage
>>7255980
her annoying voice kinda turns me on 2bh
I've always loved these uppity "I think I'm much better than you" bitches, there's something about their despicable attitude that really gets me.
then again I'm big into hatefucking.
Has anyone made a supercut of Jack saying "beautiful", etc.?
>>7256514
shes cute
>>7257915
just fyi, I eat chickpeas, beans, all forms of cabbage, onions, lentils and any other fart-related food daily and it doesn't do anything anymore. it's a matter of your body getting used to it. I'd say on average I fart twice or thrice a day. obviously those are only the ones I notice.
it's great food when you're poor.
>>7258264
How could anyone ever stomach it long enough to edit that all together?
>>7258291
and no, I'm not indian. not paki either.
>>7257988
> paint over Welcome to Tennessee signs with "Welcome to Palestine"
> Jack's church napalms the whole state
Problem solved
this cuck uses almost as much oil as Marie when making his pasta sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJFBXHtxKIc
>>7258309
Source? I need to send that shit to a friend.
>>7258334
>his cuck uses almost as much oil as Marie when making his pasta sauce
Holy Jesus shitballs
>>7258358
http://www.regent.edu/news_events/?article_id=1898&view=full_article
>>7258334
>all that garlic
>not slicing the sausages
Jesus Christ with that man.
>>7258403
What's the matter? Don't you want giant lumps of sausage in your greasy pasta sauce?
>>7258407
The way Jack probably eats, he would choke on one of those sausages trying to eat it whole or something.
>>7258410
>implying he wouldn't expertly tongue it down and deep throat the sausage
>>7258403
>>7258407
>>7258410
Oh God damn it Jack
>>7258294
You have a point. I thought about doing it but I don't think I would last very long.
>>7258334
does he think?
>>7258418
>>7258403
>>7258364
>>7258334
Only the true King of Cu/ck/ could be so magnificent
>>7256296
all these fucking church terms i don't even know
also he's a battered husband XD
fuck palestinians
>>7257678
It's cooked, as in, it's edible, but just look at how uneven it is, the outside looks dry as fuck, the inside is pink, and the juice hasn't set at all
>>7253790
Fuckin' A man.
What a post.
>>7258264
Fuck that, I want a tongue compilation, then upload it to all porn sites.
>>7258334
I TOLD YOU HE'S HER SON
>>7254194
>the tongue
>>7257678
wat up jack
>>7258334
>"if you don't have meat in your sauce, you might as well crack open a can and pour it on your pasta"
Does he get the irony?
>>7259157
thought the exact same thing
also pretty sure they sell pasta sauces with meat in it already
>>7255134
Are Jack and DarksydePhil related?
>>7258334
"I'm not eating this whole thing"
yes you are tubby
how the fuck is this $100 chili
21 cans of tomatoes and beans at a generous average of 1.50$ each = 31.50
one probably $7.50 pack of ground beef = 38.50
one pack bacon at $5 = 43.50
three packs of sausage at maybe 5$ each = 58.50
two packs of mushrooms for $2 each = 60.50
onion + garlic + peppers probably add up to 3-4$ maximum = 64.50
celery I assumed for 1-2$ = 66.50
one block of sharp cheddar at maybe $4 = 70.50
TN state tax @ .07 = 75.44
that's at best a 75 dollar chili
fat fuck
>>7259466
The $100 is the average price of medical care required after each serving
>>7259480
does that cover salmonella or food poisoning
>>7259466
It would actually cost like 160 here.
>>7259494
rip whatever state you live in
>>7253771
what jack video is this from? this is just hilarious
>>7259538
general tso's chicken
>>7255095
why would someone do this?
is he going to just dip some wheat thins into that mess?! wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsnWuFQOPTU
>>7260776
NEW JACK
>Starts off Baneposting
>>7254033
Fun fact: people in the 60's were obsessed with using Jello in all foods because the only way to get Jello to set is with refrigeration, and only the wealthy could afford a fridge. It was just a way to show off your money.
>>7260776
This dude is also cucking Ja/ck/
>>7260821
that wasnt very fun. I want my money back.
>>7255095
>the slow-mo
>the watery precum
>the expulsion of the anus
>>7260822
I think Jack is more infatuated with this guy. Watch any of the on the go videos with him and Jack gets all giggly and faggy. Homosexuality is a choice, remember?
>also what about healthy eating month
>>7260776
>Big guy
>Jack acting weird and gay
>Jack once again mentioning that he doesn't drink
>This southern guy just throwing in cans of stuff ala Jack
>The holy trinity, then brings up religion
>Lifts lid to show off what looks like wilted shrooms on a red sauce
>This gets a "beautiful" from Jack
I'm not American so I can't comment on the chilli portion of it, but it still seems better than Jack's church chilli.
Also this may be the first time I've noticed it, but holy fuck Jack sounds effeminate at the end. Is he one of those so anti-gay dudes because he secretly wants the pipe?
>>7255518
NIGGA IT'S STILL FUCKING RAW
>>7260776
Dat pepper.
Looks like about a zip and a half.
>>7260829
Sorry man no refunds
>>7260776
Why does Jack Jr. look ten years old in this?
Why the fuck is half of this thread deleted?
>>7260776
Looks like every first year uni students attempt at 'chilli'.
>>7260863
Gore isn't allowed on blue boards.
>>7260862
The best part is that Jack Jr has turned into George-Michael from the first season of Arrested Development both in how he dresses and that he just randomly comes out of nowhere to eat stuff awkwardly.
>>7255429
I wish I didn't read your comment.
>>7260863
Hopefully Jack threads will be going the same way as Joey threads.
Ban on sight.
>>7260776
i see this guy learned cooking same place as Marie
>>7261043
I was waiting for him to say cover half the surface
>>7260983
Joey had nothing to do with cooking and barely anything to do with actual food, that's why he is banned. Also people here gave up on him because he sold his soul to Big Daddy Ken
>>7254172
As a non-American who has made pulled pork before, you don't even need the meat fully submerged in my experience. He then says what he cooked it in is too oily (for him, that's saying something) so yeah. Good job.
Also, what is so lazy about that recipe and what makes it "lazier" than most slowcooked things?
>>7260983
these are a million times better than chipotle and "food pics from japan" and budget cooking and bullshit that this board is
>>7261054
The other Jack thread just got deleted.
:^)
>>7261126
Storm's a coming
>>7261126
That's because there is already one, dingus. Most Ja/ck/ threads get over 315 replies. Guess you'll just have to live with it :^)
