i have a salmon fillet that i don't know what to do with help /ck./
>>7252716
style a, i don't think he would want to have the belt loops on his dick. cook the salmon.
Why would anyone pick the first option?
>>7252716
A makes more sense, also if the salmon is alive you should return it to its habitat, if it is dead I would say eat it.
>>7252729
considering it's a fillet i very much doubt the original salmon is still alive
>>7252731
well then eat it.
>>7252716
if he wore it like the first option they would just slide down, B is the only way
what should i eat with it
>>7252743
Please don't post the stupid dog in the mud waders.
Please don't post the stupid dog in the mud waders.
Please don't post the stupid dog in the mud waders.
Salmon is best served with garlic butter, lemon, and a good hard sear. Another option is to steam it in a foil packet with carrot and celery and butter and lemon, this is low effort and low skill, make sure it is in a pan incase the foil leaks.
>>7252743
I think this is the ample time to note that both sides of the diagram feature jeans with belt hooks, and sliding down should not be a problem if optional belt is included
Oh. One other traditional fish seasoning is dill.
Dill is a fantastic addition to salmon if you haven't added something distressing or noisy like cranberry.
>>7252753
Regardless, A is stupid, first of all the dog's butthole is still above the pants line, and for the pants to sit snugly and not slide down like I said the belt would have to be very tight and would squeeze the bottom of his butthole, plus it looks dumb. Option B however looks good, and if the dog wants he can wear a shirt as well.
>>7252762
I honestly think the dog would rather not have his dick chafed.
>>7252774
Grill dogs can wear pants too.
>>7252774
Have you never seen a dog my friend? They retract their penises and only release them when they are hard. Give the dog a zipper for when the need arises.
>>7252781
giving a dog a zipper is cruel as he has no means of opening it
if anything is a breach of the few rights a dog may have it's giving him a dick-access zipper he can never unlock
>>7252793
Well if he doesn't want his dick to be locked away then why the fuck would he want to wear pants?
>>7252798
Style. Bitches dig style.
>>7252801
What does he need bitches for if he can't get his "little dog" out?
>>7252798
b would allow his legs to be covered but his dick to be exposed as is according to his natural doggie rights
>>7252793
>tfw you teach your dog to unzip his fly but still need to take him outside to pee
Style B.
A doesn't cover his asshole. That is what pants are for.
Fuck your salmon.
>>7252803
>they wouldn't help if necessary
You greatly misunderstand the function and capabilities of bitches.
>>7252811
We've already established a dog can't open a zipper.
>>7252818
I said nothing of zippers. Are all a pants zippered? No.
>>7252827
What would the bitch do then, rip the pants off with her teeth? It will be expensive for the dog to buy a new pair of pants every time he gets to dip his dingler.
>>7252827
Now I'm imagining a little velcro doggy door as a fly.
>>7252850
What's wrong with velcro? I feel in the dog world that velcro would catch on for its utility and comfort. Dogs aren't like us, maybe that'd be an attractive look to them.
>>7252881
>Dogs aren't like us
racist fuck
>>7252881
But dog hearing is 10x better than ours, wouldn't velcro be too loud?
>>7252744
two types of vegetables and a pile of starch
It has to be A because if you went with B then everything will fall out of his pockets.
>>7252890
dog's hearing is 10 times better, not 10 times louder
>>7252886
This used to be my kind of humor until it got appropriated by actual /pol/tards who genuinely think that there is a conspiracy to eliminate all white men.
Now I just assume anyone complaining about "trigger warnings" and making racism-isn't-real jokes is just another future Dylan Roof.
>>7252905
Dog pockets are like girl pockets, they're purely for show.
>>7252910
then /pol/ literally dominated you
is a fillet the same as a darne?
>>7252922
Nah brah, it looks like I was right. Notice how you weren't able to say c-u.c'k but you wanted to.
The thing about 4chan is that unlike in real life, the incentive for making quick assumptions about the other person is very high, and the disincentive is very low. So I win, and you lose.
>>7252908
>it's not more sensitive
Ok, makes sense.
>>7252962
Why do some dogs feel the need to bark so loud and give me a headache if their hearing is so much more sensitive than mine?
>>7252977
When you shout, does it hurt your ears?
>>7252716
B is the better option. Plus the dog can wear a nice shirt.
>>7252716
The real question is whether the dog is half empty or half full.
>>7253109
I like you.
>>7252744
Asparagus, potatoes, and sauce hollandaise go nicely with salmon. I usually steam or bake it but you can fry it on a pan.
>>7253146
What are you on about? This is a dog pants thread.
Make salmon jerky. Then, take a hike, faggot.
>>7253154
Sorry. I don't know what got over me.
OP, while dogs have four legs the frontwise pair can kinda be thought of as quasiarms. For example, they have elbows rather than knees.
So you obviously don't want trousers covering them.
Also, you are know aware this exists. I'm sorry.
http://www.pantsfordogs.com/thongs.htm
>>7253173
I like the jumper, the cummerbund is silly without a full adjoining outfit.
>>7252716
Having seen this thread on /an/ so often I scrolled past it at first, then I realized I'm on /ck/. I anxiously await the same shitstorm.
>>7252716
What kinda retard thinks style a is better, the dog's movement would be severely restricted
>>7252716
just cook it in a pan with honey
>>7253109
underrated
If you really love your salmon fillet, you'll release it into the wild.
>>7253865
That is even more retarded than A
>>7253865
If you're taking that route I'd go with leather.
>>7253932
Don't forget the ball gag and butt plug
>>7252716
The second style is for idiots who anthropomorphize dogs.
>this thread
Dogs would only wear jumpsuits
>>7254729
The first style does not suit a dog's anatomy. It would be unable to walk properly with a band around him like that. I think you're the one anthropomorphizing dogs.
>>7255417
Pant's main purpose is to protect your genitals
>>7255396
>dogs are slavs
if the dog were to wear a shirt also the second one is the only one that would make sense.
>>7252934
>The thing about 4chan is that unlike in real life, the incentive for making quick assumptions about the other person is very high, and the disincentive is very low. So I win, and you lose.
Prove it pussy
The point of pants are to cover your genitals. obviously B is the logical option u fags. A does not cover the asshole
>>7255930
You're the fag. You think an asshole is part of the genitals
>>7255930
>dogs can't control their buttholes.
How can you sniff your bro's anal gland through denim?
>>7255976
I dunno man dogs sniff my anus gland thru denim all the time
>>7255990
Yeah, but it must be more potent if not hampered by denim.
>>7255976
dogs have 200x better sense of smell
>>7256020
So the smell of denim is 200X stronger tainting the smell of butthole.
>>7256025
touche
The bitch doesn't wear the pants in my house.
>>7252716
what an excellent meme!!
