How can I degrease a pizza in the best way?
>>7247284
Bumping for this. I'm fine with some pizza sweat, but I'm curious if there's a way
>>7247284
Personally I use CLR Grease Magnet, but any generic brand should do fine.
Use less oil in the first place would be the best option. Or if you have to eat some greasy pizza-delivery pizza, I can't think of anything other than using a paper towel.
>>7247284
Stop putting super greasy toppings on it in the first place.
>>7247339
>don't put cheese on your pizza
>>7247339
I don't make them myself
>>7247344
Stop using cheap shit cheese.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKilm79bNAU
>>7247339
fuck you pepperoni is the shit
>>7247727
>eating spicy grease tubes instead of putting real meat on your pizza
McKillyourself my man
>>7247452
uli is always ahead of his time
Cover up the greasy ingredients with fresh, healthy ingredients and just pretend they aren't there.
[spoiler]HI /utg/![/spoiler]
Stop eating pizza
>>7247733
spicy grease tubes are the best grease tubes though
>>7247284
Stop buying shitty pizza and there's no excess grease
>eating pizza
Are you 12?
>>7247344
skim milk cheese
>>7247862
Fuck off with that already.
Not every pizza is cheese and pepperoni.
>>7247850
>still buys pizza
>>7247871
>spam
You are literally 12 and/or can't cook for shit.
>>7247871
My pizzas are cheese only
>>7247873
I don't yet have an 800 degree oven.
Naw cheese is the best pizza in my opinion
![20080917-pepperoni[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KdnwCsO.jpg "20080917-pepperoni[1].jpg")
>>7247284
Why the fuck would u get rid of the flavour?
When I'm eating alone, I lift each pepperoni cup and drink the juicesand put it back on my slice. It's the best part.
>>7248050
You remind me of the guy 20 seconds into this video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOtmdHiCJNY
>>7248050
Most American post ever.
>>7248091
>why the fuck would u get rid of the flavour
>the flavour
>most american post ever
>>7247727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5AZhjhbxf8
>>7248112
Only an American would call pepperoni grease "the flavour".
>>7248151
>>7248160
No idea what you're trying to say.
>>7248168
First time talking to someone outside of your village?
>>7248174
Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - one word - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds its destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one. When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin. I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth
>>7248181
> one word
do it faggot
>>7248181
Now that I think about it, I am kind of stunned I've never seen this memed before.
Rinse it in pure ethanol.
>>7248181
>I will kill myself is a threat
>>7247284
Use fullers earth to absorb the grease.
It doesn't taste.
>>7247284
If your pizza is greasy it's not a pizza.
Fucking plebs.
>>7248737
I know, right?
>>7248908
If your pizza is round, square or a specific shape then it is not pizza.
>>7248944
dubs speak the truth.
>>7248138
>a pizza party is a thing in america
>>7247284
You can't completely decgease pizza.
You're like the people that caused the creation of "carb-free" """"bread"""".
Guess what, BREAD CONTAINS CARBS YOU STUPID FUCK.
YOU CANT EAT SOMETHING WITHOUT EATING IT.
So make a choice. If you want pizza, eat pizza.
If you want less heart disease, don't eat pizza.
You can't have both.
>>7248958
Sounds pretty odd to poor foreigners but yes, we served food at parties in the U.S.
Call us the "new culture" I suppose.
>>7247862
>only children eat pizza
Did you grow up in a white room with only law books to read?
There is literally nothing wrong with eating pizza.
>>7248959
>You can't completely decgease pizza.
Good pizza is not greasy. It only gets greasy when you make it with low moisture mozzarella and cover it with fatty meat - basically when you turn it into a cheeseburger.
>>7247330
lollercopter
>>7247284
When making frozen Pizza that I know is too greasy, I usually put a few pieces of white bread / baguette on top of it for the last ~5 minutes of baking it and then put some stuff (e.g cheese, salami, ...) on top of that white bread / baguette to get like a "bite-sized" Pizza-ish snack.
>>7249663
>There is literally nothing wrong with eating pizza
Can we make this like the /pol/ post about jews?
>>7251416
Never mind, their hands are way different.
>>7251345
>pizza did nothing wrong.
We have Friday pizza night at my house every week. I make the dough on Thursday, let it rise in the refrigerator, and then slap it out Friday. Yesterday we made spinach, red onion, bacon, and feta. It was awesome.
Pizza is a grease pie. You aren't doing much when you put a napkin over it like that. Try Not eating pizza, el gordo.
>>7251460
but he lost like 80 pounds
>>7251460
>pizza is inherently greasy and makes you fat
you haven't had good pizza or you're one of those people who think drinking anything but water and eating anything but kale makes you fat
