What do you think of this pizza, /ck/?
Salad goes on the side
>>7243222
It's a salad pizza, though.
Anything can go on pizza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DA_WwO90c
>>7243216
You gonna eat with some ranch or caesar dressing?
>>7243216
>caesar salad pizza
i like it. would have gone with a garlicky white sauce or maybe just olive oil, garlic and italian herbs. I'll try this out.
>>7243216
OP this combination sounds very delicious actually, I'll try this out later. Pizza looks alright too.
Bite on a wrong string in the vegetable and the whole slice is fucked.... in lasagna and stuff they put full leaves under cheese to soften them further and add weight so it doesnt pull all the topping away.
if you're going to put caesar salad on top of your frozen mini-pizza, put it on AFTER you bake the thing, geez
As always, begin by gathering your ingredients.
Ran out of real Parmesan, so using pre-graded stuff; still much better quality than shelf stable Kraft cheese product specks.
>>7243216
Absolutely Nothing!
>>7243402
I must have had a brain fart, or was maybe just drunk, but I'd completely forgotten that the refrigerator briefly died over Christmas, and half of everything went into the garbage, including my Caesar dressing.
So you grab the next best thing and improvise.
In this case, we're going to spike some ranch with fresh lemon juice, a clove of garlic, fresh cracked black pepper, and some Parmesan.
>>7243501
Evenly distribute the components of your base sauce over your base dough.
>>7243567
Spread everything around with the back of a spoon, or a spatula.
I must of sobered up a little at this point, because it dawned on me that I could have thrown together a make-shift Caesar dressing using mayo as the base, instead of ranch. Too late now.
>>7243216
to much salt dawg looks delic tho
>>7243619
Arrange your romaine and throw it into the oven on a preheated half sheet tray.
>>7243778
When the romaine is just starting to take on some color and is a little crisp around the edges, around halfway through cooking, remove from oven.
I like when people experiment with different food combinations, as long as they aren't memeing and being deliberately retarded. Don't know how it would taste but good on you for trying OP.
>>7243664
>salt
how can you mistake parmesan for salt you mong
>2016
>putting meat on a pizza
unacceptable/10
>>7243856
Each piece of romaine gets an anchovy, à chacun selon ses besoins.
>>7243886
Anchovies aren't meat, anon, they're anchovies.
salad isn't that too leafy for pizza I mean youll be eating a piece of baked salad on your pizza. It'll be all wilted with those strings in it.
>>7243931
Top with another layer of Parmesan and throw it back in the oven to finish cooking.
The oil from the anchovies and the cheese will prevent the romaine from getting too crispy or burning.
Don't forget to rotate your pans.
>>7243283
>posting the inferior version
the fuck is wrong with you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wusGIl3v044
>>7244013
Hot out of the oven.
Hit it with a few grinds of lemon pepper if you're into that sort of thing.
>>7244098
You have me up until the lettuce, I feel like that would get assy after it cools down.
congratz on the pizza though, everything else is alright
>>7243216
i think someone out there would enjoy it
but not me
>>7244098
Do your best to cut it into proportionately sized slices with an even distribution of toppings, and realize you for some reason put on 9 anchovies.
Plate up a serving and serve with mug vodka.
>>7244255
A brunch fit for a king.
Two things I learned,
1: As an anon said above, there is an issue with the romaine coming off all in one piece. It wasn't an issue with the thicker parts toward the bottom (the slice on the left), so I'd just stick to using those in the future, and make a salad with the top parts.
2: Ranch cannot be turned into Caesar dressing.
>>7244371
Move the leftovers to a plate to cool to room temperature before wrapping up and throwing in the fridge.
Three more meals, ready and waiting.
>>7244102
The lettuce was really good while it was hot, but you're right, I'm probably going to eat assy lettuce pizza for breakfast tomorrow.
That said, next time I'd probably use twice the amount of romaine, since it shrunk so much, and just stick to the thicker, crunchier bottom parts.
>>7243886
What's specifically wrong with meat on pizza?
Are you more of a pita man?
>>7244098
thats making my mouth water
>>7244827
Not who you're replying to, but in my opinion, it's a waste of good meat. Imagine how many animals we slaughter so they can become a shitty pepperoni pizza. Pizza is so pleb. Pepperoni pizza moreso.
If you're going to order italian sausage, then you might as well just get a fucking lasagna instead and do it proper.
>>7244857
Nobody ever mentioned pepperoni pizza.
>>7244892
>What's specifically wrong with meat on pizza?
Pepperoni is meat last time I checked.
>>7244897
Who are you quoting?
inb4 anchovy/tomato pizza with neet pepe
i like the toppings, not the shitty pizza under it.
make your own dude its eazy as fuck to keep dough ready in the freezer
Cold leftovers for breakfast.
The lettuce wasn't as assy as expected, but I wouldn't try reheating it.
Pretty good.
Can someone post the pizza with whole tomatoes and anchovies
>>7243216
oven wasn't hot enough.
>>7243501
>fat free ranch dressing
come on senpai
>>7246090
I know, I don't understand it.
Ranch is literally mayonnaise and buttermilk with seasonings.
>>7246055
You say that in every one of these threads.
That's par cooked, thin crust frozen pizza with added toppings. A higher temperature would most likely turn the crust into a burnt cracker.
>>7244022
>posting the literal meme version
>>7243886
Pizza is by definition a meat dish, though.
>>7243216
Looks like something flyovers would make in order to "finally be classy at least we're not the south"
You can tell it's a machine stamped disc from frozen pre-made dough pucks, not that their customers would know the difference. The gullible ones will just meme it on they're instagram and the ones who would like to have taste but they just somehow can't will erroneously complain that nice things are a scam (the error being that they've never had nice things so how would they know)
>>7247161
>meme it on they're instagram
Read the thread, dum dum. It isn't a secret that it's a cheap frozen pizza at heart, nor that shitty ranch was doctored up to take the place of Caesar dressing.
>finally be classy at least we're not the south
>>7247144
The best part of this image is that the kid initially thought "drinking" required capitalization.
>>7245146
Pretty sure that guy got banned.
>>7243283
>anything can go on pizza
I wish this meme would die.
>>7248392
>anything can go on pizza
>a meme
Virtually every culture has some version of flat bread.
Just because there are people who put random shit that doesn't taste good on pizzas doesn't mean that there are things that can't go on pizzas.
Anything can be done poorly, but anything that can be done well can also be done well as a pizza.
>>7246034
>>7248587
These words of truth.
I like doing a grilled Caesar, so I don't see it being much of stretch to make a pizza out of it.
