>And what wine will you be having today, sir?
>I'll just have a water, thanks
>not going out to a fancy restaurant and getting water
you should be shot desu
>Not ordering a Diet Coke to pair with your French meal
Fucking kill yourself
>>7237874
>going to a restaurant
>not just drinking a shit ton of liquor alone in your house
>>7237874
a beer arrangement can be even more luxuries then wine.
>wine pairings
>>7238726
tryhard
>>7238726
faggot
>>7238726
it's called a flight you uncultured swine
>>7237874
I'm an addict. I cannot consume alcohol.
>>7237874
I don't like the smell or taste of alcohol, so I guess there's that.
>>7239938
Maybe you'd prefer cum.
>>7239942
Since you seem to be the expert on that, maybe you could explain the positives and negatives of consuming it. Enlighten us all?
>wine with dinner
pseudo-patrician. Beer and water go better with food.
>>7237874
I'll have a couple of bottles of red wine for myself, thanks.
>not bringing in your own cheap soda and drinking it in large gulps straight from the 2L bottle, belching loudly after each guzzle