Is /ck/ able to eat penis-shaped objects and still be comfortable with their sexuality?
>>7234705
>Implying I'm straight
I'm bi. So yes.
if it's something like a sausage, sure. anybody who can't eat a sausage without thinking of a penis probably masturbates too much or is a child.
if it's something like a pastry baked into the shape of a penis, i wouldn't eat it. that's unnecessarily sexual and gay.
>>7234706
faggot
If you eat a hot dog like you suck cock you probably need to work on your table manner anyway.
![real-geoduck[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mbBIEvB.jpg "real-geoduck[1].jpg")
>>7234705
Sausages, bananas, squash, etc. are all fine.
But, to eat geoduck or gooseneck barnacles, I'd probably want them to be cut up and cooked before eating them.
Pic related. A geoduck. I think it being slug-like or similar to a sand- or space-worm type monster bugs me more than the being like a wang.
no, foot longs make me uncomfortable
>>7234705
No problem at all. Geoduck clams are fucking delicious.
Maybe you should become more comfortable with your sexuality. Are you one of those prissy bitches that cringes in the locker room?
My problem with geoduck is that it looks like a sandworm and that if I bit into that it'd suddenly attack me and devour my face or something.
Penises I'm okay with.
>>7234705
Yes because Im not retarded
I realized some time ago that I don't like most phallic foods. Not because of their shape. It's just a strange coincidence. I don't care for asparagus, pickles, bratwurst and bananas for example.
I feel awkward eating corn dogs around people
>>7235273
This appears to have been shooped. I can tell from some of the pixels.
>>7235277
It's a shadow from the edge of the display glass.
I know because back in my day, we didn't have photoshop!
Fucking whippersnappers.
>>7235281
lmao. wow.
I really don't have an issue with sucking a dick but I just can't eat a banana without breaking it in half
>>7234709
>>7235281
>fired dick-shaped turd snacks
>the pride of england
>>7235281
>the united cu/ck/dom
>>7237562
They're too short, I could easily take all of that
>>7237684
They seem to come in footlongs too.
>>7234706
>Implying we're not all secretly lesbians.
