Post abominations
Pic related, some fresh OC
that looks perfectly edible you pretentious niggershit
now why not start a soylent shitposting thread as well
>>7234319
Fish flakes are technically edible. That doesn't mean they deserve a photo on the table.
>pasta not tossed
>what I hope are massive meatballs
>meat got the sauce and not the pasta
>dry caesar?
>fucking dog collar on the dinner table?
>>7234330
>i'm a faggot
noted and sage.
You take the term Abomination too lightly.
>>7234330
you are literally the fucking bad guy from ratatouille
not a good look desu
>>7234349
>desu
faggot
>>7234364
you're right desu senpai
>>7234366
faggot
>>7234370
this desu senpai
>>7234314
But that looks fine you retard
>>7234330
I get what you mean, but you know exactly what kind of behaviour these threads are aimed at, and that picture isn't it.
A better qualifying feature would be that the sauce doesn't look at all home-made (which isn't a huge abomination) despite her claiming it is and being proud of such (an utter abomination) singe I don't see anything resembling a tomato. Another would be that a salad would generally accompany a smaller meal portion - you don't have a full portion of each unless you're a fat fuck like her. I get the impression she's trying to be healthy with the salad and the home cooking which is sadly ironic.
The things you pointed out are trivial though as far as these threads go.
>>7234314
food gore>something else not on reddit> foodporn
>>7234349
You're referring to Anton Ego and he was not a bad guy. Chef Skinner was the closest thing to a bad guy in Ratatouille but you're really supposed to feel bad for him because he's the typical stressed out, overworked, 80 hours a week chef who finally made it to the top only to get ousted by some up and coming hotshot and his guinea pig or whatever
>>7234400
I'm using bad guy as an informal term for antagonist. Not calling him literally a bad person.
>>7234385
b-but they used angel hair!
>>7234330
You sure talk like someone who'd like massive balls in their mouth, though
>>7234385
Ceasar salad looks like shit though. Iceberg lettuce is the devil's work, I don't see any chicken either, so I don't know if it's really a Ceasar salad.
>>7234314
>nu-/ck/ defends this shit
Fucking kill me already.
Also what the fuck is in that wine glass? 2 month's worth of semen?
>>7234314
Why didn't you just crop it you fucking mong?
>>7234314
Do people drink milk with their meals after the age of 10 in america?
>>7234400
you gave me a new perspective for chef skinner
>>7234692
>not ss+gomading
>expecting gains
sorry bud your luck is up
OP that is far from an abomination. Let's see some of YOUR masterpieces then if you're so much better.
>>7234330
>meat got the sauce and not the pasta
because I guess you'd rather cook the pasta in the sauce and add boiled meatballs afterwards?
>>7234747
And that is exactly why huge meatballs are meme shit. Make moderately sized meatballs, shallow fry, simmer with the sauce and toss with the pasta for a minute.
Assuming she's trying to eat healthily hence the salad, the meat alone is an excessive portion of food for one meal. Add to that the pasta, and the salad as if it takes calories away, and you have a fat fuck.
>>7234718
In a wine glass though
>culture
>>7234771
How many hours in MS Paint?
>>7234770
That no-mention-of-cheese-legal-fu.
>>7234770
So if it doesn't melt and tastes nothing like cheese, what's the point?
>>7234314
why is she drinking milk out of a wineglass?
>>7234803
To be classy, of course.
do people actually brag about making salad
>>7234789
being poor ?
>>7234798
dear god.
>>7234836
You get paid to eat it?
>>7234770
This product has no right to exist.
The factory should be burned down.
>>7234844
agreed. ive never seen it in real life, but i bet you the only dairy ingredient it has is like milk protein. other than that i bet you its modified food starch, coloring, and oil.
>>7234770
>>7234771
>>7234798
Why do Americans feel like messing with something as simple as cheese?
>"Hey Cletus, you know that really tasty and simple to make yellow stuff? Darn it, forgot the name."
>"You mean cheese, John?"
>"Fucking right! Now what if we sank a couple mil into the development of analog cheese that tastes like absolute shit, doesn't even look like cheese and can only be used to create the illusion of cheese when it's melted."
>"You're a goddamn genius, John."
And why do people keep buying this shit?
>>7234858
it's cheaper than real cheese
>About 21,000 people die every day of hunger
you wouldn't complain about american shreds if you had no food to eat
>>7234858
>"Hey Cletus, you know that really tasty and simple to make yellow stuff? Darn it, forgot the name."
>"You mean cheese, John?"
>"Fucking right! Now what if we sank a couple mil into the development of analog cheese that keeps, packages, ships, and melts better. Also it's way cheaper to make.
hurr
>>7234863
>Cheese keeps fresh for 8 months
>Cheese can be kept in blocks
>Ships better isn't a valid point because see the previous
>Cheese melts just fine.
>Actually defending analog cheese
Who is the retard now?
>>7234874
I'm sure McDonald's will make a fortune by switching to real cheese, you idiot.
>>7234862
Analog cheese somehow being the solution to world hunger is absolute bullshit. (seeing as analog cheese as about 105 calories per 100 grams and something like cheddar has 400 calories per 100 grams)
There are foods which can be produced just as cheap and actually have nutrients in them.
Peanutbutter was invented for just this purpose, as one example.
Analog cheese has no right to exist.
>>7234880
>Eating at McDonalds
Who's the idiot now?
>>7234880
>>7234863
>>7234862
>>7234836
Solution: don't eat any cheese or fake cheese. Nobody is forcing you to eat it over other cheaper, healthier, tastier foods. If it tastes like nothing, replicates something with a huge shelf life and like the one in the picture doesn't even melt, it serves no purpose at all. There is no way it's the cheapest food calorie for calorie.
>>7234907
I have no idea about the kind of people who buy and eat that garbage. But I've personally never seen anyone do so.
I would be shocked to actually see a person buy and eat that stuff.
>>7234319
>I've never cooked in my life and are impressed by 1/10 tier cooking posted online
That looks fucking terrible, you teenager
Go buy your fast food and then take a picture of it thinking someone will be impressed
>>7234858
>americans
>last one is cleary asian
>>7234559
That's romaine, you colossal faggot.
And judging by the croutons, it's Caesar salad from a bag.
>>7234752
I don't think anyone here thinks meatballs and pasta with a creme dressing salad is healthy. She's just proud she made something. No matter how simple it was, it wasn't take out for once.
Not every fatty is looking to recover. That's just faggots on here projecting.
>>7234803
It was clean. Hell, she probably doesn't own a lot of glasses. Nearly everything she drinks comes straight from a 2 liter bottle or a takeout cup.
>>7234858
Moonspeak everywhere. Murricans!
Are you fucking dense?
>>7234844
But that wont kill the cheese tho...
>>7234314
Can you have meat balls that big be cooked though enough without the outside being overcooked?
>>7234314
Figures an obese chick would have caesar salad and giant meatballs
>>7234770
>calls it pasteurized process topping
>not a single mention of cheese anywhere
>>7234984
Yes. You brown them and finish them in the oven. My Italian nana made massive meatballs that would often be served as their own dish with marinara. No pasta. No need for pasta, there's breadcrumbs in the meatballs already.
>>7234858
They don't have those "cheese" fries in America
>>7234886
Are you familiar with the concept of money?
>>7235000
I study economics but that still doesn't have jackshit to do with the fact that there is no point in saving money if you die because you don't get the nutrients you need.
>>7235026
McDonald's has restaurants in almost every nation with any semblance of civilization.
Ironically, the menu in non-US restaurants is usually far better and more interesting.
>>7235042
How is that ironic?
>>7235026
Food that is only available in a certain country has pretty much nothing to do with the American overlords
>>7235042
It's more interesting because it caters to a foreign taste
I'm sure they think the same of foods that are available only here.
>>7235054
Fair enough. But most of them have our selection as well.
>>7234920
oh look, a /jack/ fan
I hope you choke and die on the next free trade organic dick you inhale
>>7234314
look at those blobs in the profile pic. top zozzle.
not sure if that wine glass is full of ranch dressing? (I am not murrican but have heard you guys ranch everything).
>>7234770
>marketed exactly like cheese
>target consumers tricked into thinking it's probably like Velveeta or other low quality cheese, but certainly meltable cheese none the less
>it's not
>it's literally plastic
>you would only buy this if you were out of cheese and desperately wanted, nay, NEEDED cheese
>it's only sold at places that price gouge the fuck out of you like gas stations and backwater convenience stores, so it likely costs MORE than actual cheese
>there is a lot of it too, as to mock you for your foolish choice after opening the bag, or reading the label
>you can't do anything else with it except yell at the bag when you are done. It has zero application other than disappointing you
>>7234314
I don't think this bitch knows what home made means.
>>7235142
Okey let me try to figure out how the company that produces this thinks.
As one that has never seen or heard of this, what is its use? Shredded non cheeze that dosnt melt? Can you have it in sallads or some shit.
>>7235161
It's "cheese" for people who are too poor to afford cheese.
So, it's not actually cheese, but it looks like it and maybe tastes a little like cheese.
There are "Dollar" stores in USA. Places that sell most things for a dollar. This is the kind of "food" you will find there.
>>7235026
>>7235042
>>7235054
>McDolands is an American company
>therefore their shitty food is the gold standard for classic 'murrican lack of taste
Actually McDonalds is failing pretty hard here in America because they refuse to improve the quality or value of their shitty food you dumb obsessed britbottles.
>>7235164
Im afraid to ask this, but what is it made out of? Like just 100% chemicals or?
>>7235169
My guess is oil, coloring, and modified vegetable starches. Like corn starch or whatever is cheaper.
Oil and starch mixed up gets kinda solid eventually. Coloring to make it look like cheese. Some salt.
Wa La.
>>7234858
>And why do people keep buying this shit?
Genuine shitty cheese is 3 times the price of shitty noncheese.
Price check:
Sunny-Acres American Shreds, 8 oz, normally $1.00 at Dollar Tree, on sale for $0.80.
Great Value Finely Shredded Triple Cheddar Cheese, 8 oz, $2.47 at Walmart.
>>7235142
Swap out two ingredients and it's completely vegan. Think about that, the really expensive vegan cheese substitute is nothing more than Dollar Tree "cheese."
>>7235177
But if you cant use it for anything that requires cheeze then whats the point? It dosnt even melt?
>>7235161
You wouldn't find it in a grocery store, or if you did it would be on the bottom shelf trying to fit in with the rest of the actual shredded cheese. Notice that the packaging doesn't or cannot mention 'cheese' anywhere on it, because by definition, it's not cheese; it's some bizarre mix of solidified vegetable oil and coloring; basically edible plastic. It's one of the reasons other shitty products like boxed macaroni and Kraft singles usually have big bold letters "REAL CHEESE" on the packaging because of asshole products like that, and boxed macaroni technically isn't real cheese either, but it does have milk/dairy as an ingredient.
But you as a consumer, who is perhaps craving cheese, or too poor to buy cheese, or drunk or stoned or whatever, look at that package from a glance and think "wow, i'm out of cheese, and that looks like cheese, I guess I'll buy it."
But you just bought a bag of fucking lies my friend. You open that up and it will smell off-putting, and when you handle it it will be super greasy and when you put it on your tortilla chips or white bread to make a grilled cheese sandwich: it won't fucking melt. It will instead turn a brownish, grey clump and curl up like an ashtray of cigarette butts instead of melt into a small pool of gooey neon-orange cheese like you thought it would.
Everyone who has ran out of cheese has fallen for it too. and it's priced the exact same as cheese to make you think it is cheese even more, which is one of the most sinister tactics a company could do with any product.
>>7235199
>It will instead turn a brownish, grey clump and curl up like an ashtray of cigarette butts instead of melt into a small pool of gooey neon-orange cheese like you thought it would.
Any pics of that?
>>7234314
>>7235271
Radical!
>>7234314
>Salad
Not in a bowl and little to no dressing, but still looks serviceable.
>Milk
Only wine in wine glasses, please. Also milk and Italian is a shit combo.
>Spaghetti and Meatballs
No sauce on the pasta, and from the way it's clumped on the meatballs, I'm assuming either they were made previously and reheated or they are store-bought shit.
It's not a good meal, but serviceable. Main issue is the presentation. OP confirmed for faggot.
>>7235107
fucking russians
>>7235199
>craft SINGLES
>real cheese
any cheese product that uses the word singles instead of cheese is because they are, as you are describing, not legally allowed to describe their product as real cheese
if you see the word "singles" on your packaged cheese, stay away
>>7235271
Don't knock it til you try it.
>>7235164
I'm sick of this excuse. It's only use is as a placebo. It isn't even anything like other fake cheese i.e. Kraft singles which do have somewhat of a noticeable flavor, whether it's one you like or not. They also melt easily, giving a texture which may be desired in some dishes.
That cheese in a bag has no flavor, an awful flowery texture, and as it says on the bag, is not formulated to melt. It provides no nutrition. It provides absolutely nothing, but tricks people into buying it because it looks like something they like. They are too stupid to know what they like so they continue to buy it.
If you can't afford nice cheese, by all means get some fake cheese. Even if you don't like the taste as much, at least it will melt well on your burger. If that bagged shit is all you can afford however, just eat some fucking celery. I guarantee you will enjoy it more if you get over your irrational fear of anything low in sugar, salt, fat or gluten.
>>7235372
You are preaching to the wrong audience. Your target audience can be found hanging out at the downtown bus station at 3 pm on any weekday
had this a few days ago,. it was actually good.
pb&j with a cut up hotdog and mozz
>>7235381
Saved. What is that, apple jelly?
Revolting.
>>7235381
what is that bubbling yellow shit.....
>>7235398
Apple jelly.
>>7234803
She and her husband always share a glass of wine over dinner but she's pregnant atm.
>>7235400
Why?
>>7235398
>>7234692
>>7235251
green beans too grey it was overcooked
>>7234403
Anton Ego still wasn't the antagonist in Ratatouille.
>>7235008
So no
>>7235168
Just because they've been on the decline being the by and far #1 fast food joint, doesn't mean they're "failing"
>>7235538
#1 fast food joint is subway m8
>>7235538
Profits are down and they're losing market share. Much of the middle class (their ideal target audience) thinks taking your kids there is borderline child abuse because the food is so bad. Yes, they have very far to fall - they're bigger than their next three competitors combined - but they're definitely falling. I sure as fuck wouldn't want to be the CEO tasked with salvaging the brand, because to most folks it equates to cheap trash. You can always sell cheap food in America, because Americans like cheap, but making a decent profit doing so with an outdated brand widely considered trashy is getting increasingly difficult.
>>7235596
>middle class
Couldn't be more wrong
Stopped reading right there
>>7235110
new to the board and am disgusted by this.
nice job.
>>7235168
No. they are failing because they ARE trying to improve. They got deluxe this, organic that. They want to be burger starbucks and are forgetting they are a burger joint. Shitty fast food burger joint.
Friendly reminder that Chiptole is in the shitter. How much longer till we can all watch it finally burn?
Just found this.
What the actual FUCK.
>>7235630
>fruit loops
>shredded carrots in a pita
>barely-thawed peas
>dry, mushy rice
>fruit loops
>fruit loops
rate my pizza
>>7234314
>all homemade
>boil a box of pasta
>shape meat nuts and cook it
>pour jar sauce over it
>put preshredded lettuce with premade croutons in a bowl
>homemade xdddd
>>7235653
>>7235107
slavs gonna slav
>>7234790
May i ask what it is?
