Does anyone else get grossed out at the weird shit people order at fast food places?
Look at this shit. Does this guy even like coffee?
Some nigress ordered a small coffee with half cream once. That's 6 ounces of pure cream.
MacDombles employee, btw
I saw a guy order a Big Mac once
>that guy was me
>12 sugar
>12 sugar
>12 sugar
Fuck, my roomate drinks "bulletproof" coffee like this. He buys expensive beans ($17/lb) steeps them in ~16oz water at a rolling boil (french press) for 15 minutes, then he adds
>2 tablespoons brown sugar
>2 tablespoons white sugar
>2 tablespoons honey
>4 tablespoons butter
>2 tablespoons coconut oil
>4 oz half and half
He then lightly stirs it all together so there is a good half inch of grease swirling around the top and a disgusting puck of sugar a quarter of the way up the cup that he either leaves in his room to solidify, or eats with a spoon. It's fucking gross.
>>7232515
your roommate sounds like a tool
>>7232515
that's disgusting
>12 sugar
>>7232515
>bulletproof coffee
can't be real
google it
It's real
Pretty dumb. Plain unsalted peanuts are my energy powerhouse of choice. Mostly good fat, unlike that abomination.
>12 Sugar
>>7232515
Just how fat is your roommate?
>>7232515
>brown sugar
>white sugar
>honey
>half and half
That isn't bulletproof.
>>7232539
lmao right now
>>7232539
Whats dumb about it?
>>7232562
How do you measure the "power" of coconut oil?
>>7232568
The amount of MCT in it.
>>7232473
>12 sugar
>>7232567
>add butter instead of whole fat milk because people haven't heard of butter in coffee and you can fool them into thinking it's some new amazing innovation that'll solve their problems and make them invincible
it'd probably be better to add whole fat milk because it'll have protein and carbs to form a more complete food
but then telling people that won't let you start a whole brand with a catchy name and make lots o money
>>7232549
5'4 200lbs, but he does lift 3-4 times a week and he can bench a decent amount. It's kind of funny he looks like a miniature offensive lineman
>>7232578
So you just got triggered because it's different and didn't actually read shit about it? Okay, maybe you'd be less retarded about it if you had a Bulletproof Coffee™
>>7232589
i did plenty of studying about gluten free™ vegan™ fully raw™ non-gmo™ cruelty free™ fair trade™ bulletproof™ like neo from the matrix™ coffee, thank you very much
>>7232598
>vegan
You didn't study shit.
>>7232598
Literally none of those are trademarks.
Stop trying to show off the fact that you discovered how to add text symbols to 4chan posts. No one is impressed.
>>7232618
Joe Rogan hates Dave Asprey because he came out with his own shittier brand of coffee.
>>7232473
>nigress
you are a racist and should feel bad
>>7232627
Hush up, nigress isn't a racist term, it's like mulatto, it's entirely discriptive and if you think it's offensive or derogatory you are the one that's wrong
>>7232659
I'm not the same guy but I'm pretty sure it's racist because it clearly derives from 'nigger'
If you misused a word that doesn't make you an instant racist though
>>7232674
Derives from "negro", not "nigger".
>>7232674
It's a female suffix on the word negro, which is another entirely fine word that white people get offended by. And that comes from negriod which is the scientific term for a black person.
It's the same thing lIke how you can't say the word retarded anymore because layman's get offended by clinical terminology for some reason
GUYS
HOLY SHIT
Somebody ordered not one, but TWO TRIPLE CHS
My life is complete
>>7232735
Please, that's so disgusting, when my wife and I get fast food we split half of one triple cheese and I still feel bloated :(
>>7232749
lol you are a fucking pussy
>>7232764
lol, I guess the countries of Niger and Nigeria are racist by "proximity" too?
>>7232764
sorry I don't know how to spell tb-h familia
>>7232473
Some people treat coffee like a dessert, not a "perky" beverage. My brother is like that. He only drinks coffee after a meal, or in between meals, and he treats it like a food, adding enough sugar and cream to make it a fucking dessert. Whatever. I stopped caring what people put in their drinks a long time ago. I'm a tea drinker myself, and don't use sugar at all, ever, in my beverages, so to each his own. I do put milk in my breakfast tea very occasionally, usually when I don't have time for a proper breakfast and want it to hold me over to lunch.
>>7232473
Bravo, you can count, you know your numbers, but if you could read you'd notice the case (whether it's packets out bulk) of "cream" says half and half, dumbass.
>>7232473
>>7232473
>12 sugar
>>7232997
gross
>>7232473
12 sugars is 12 packets of sugar right?
how the fuck is that still coffee?
you wouldn't even be able to taste the coffee anyway
>>7232515
Tell your roommate to kill himself for me please.
My aspartame coffee-mate cocoa drink is far superior to this. And cocoa powder is about 50% fiber, so it helps with pooping in the morning. It even makes my poops smell like chocolate. Almost good enough to eat.
>>7232473
Yes. Can't believe how many fatasses still put sugars in their already presweetened Chai Lattes and Hot Chocolates.
>>7232822
>I'm a tea drinker myself, and don't use sugar at all, ever, in my beverages, so to each his own.
Please don't abuse commas anon.
>12 sugar
>>7232515
>>7232626
these two are a disgrace for us men.
>>7232674
>sure it's racist because it clearly derives from 'nigger'
did you know theres an african country named "Niger"? would you imply their country name comes from nigger and therefore is racist too?
>how do people have subjective tastes?
We have an intellectual over here.
>>7232486
lol
>>7232627
Honey, check your address bar, I think you may be on the wrong website. Tumblr is that way --->
My boss gets 15 cream for their coffee (medium size), I thought it was a typo the first time they texted it to me.
>>7233728
Didn't he only use one unnecessary comma? I'm pretty sure all of those commas are necessary except for the first one. Should I have used one in that last sentence, after the word "necessary"?
>>7232473
mcdonalds crew here, i can tell what race people are based on the amount of sugar in their coffee
nigs 8+
spics 2 no matter what
white men/old whites = black
white girls young = 4/4 or 5/5
>>7232473
Gf orders coffee exactly like this. She can't stand it unless it's drowning in sugar. It's so weird.
>>7237048
>White man
>Black coffee
Well you got me right at least
>>7232515
are you potentially living with a severely depressed Joe Rogan?
>>7237048
what the flying fuck is wrong with your area????
>>7237114
Not him but as an observer of the morning McDonalds crowd he isn't far off
>>7232473
>12 sugar
Could be a methadone addict or something. Opiate addicts usually have a much increased sugar intake, as do methadone addicts.
>Methadone-maintained patients assessed at entry to treatment, 9 months and 4 years into treatment demonstrate increased consumption of sugary food, fewer complex carbohydrates, less fruits, vegetables and fats from fish or vegetables (11). It was noted that female methadone patients consumed fewer total calories, but maintained similar BMI to the national average (BMI 22.7) with sugar accounting for 31% of caloric intake. The authors speculated that weight was maintained with fewer calories because of the patients’ “sedate lifestyles” (12). Clinical literature demonstrates that chronic exposure to mu-opiate agonists leads to heightened taste preference for high-sugar foods (12–15).
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3109725/
So next time you see someone (who isnt massively fat) ordering ridiculously sweet things, consider that they might be an ex heroin junkie turned methadone addict, and give em a big old smile and thumbs up. The more you know!
I drink my coffee black and get weird looks because of it.
>>7237094
my first thought as well desu
