You have just won the lottery so now you can follow your dream of owning your own restaurant
What will you name it, what style of food will you be serving and where?
>>7222010
>You have just won the lottery so now you can follow your dream of owning your own restaurant
Sure. Or I could just pile up the money and burn it. It'd be quicker.
Kevin's
steaks and haute cuisine
Ger Mann's
We'd serve German food like kraut and mayo on kaiser rolls.
Only open in the winter, all dishes made out of hunted meats and all brews would be ales beers and stouts. Lagers. Elk, venison bear. Might do beef too. Cold area, rural. Hunters encouraged to visit. Doors are kept open with plenty of fires. No central heating.
Closes in two years. terrible business.
>>7222010
I'm hoping to open a specialty beer bar and bottle shop, so not quite a restaurant but fuck you.
I'm leaning towards a divey atmosphere -- unpretentious but with 15-20 or so taps of the best local craft beers. I would like to have 4ish tall fridges full of bottles that age well, or move quickly.
I haven't come up with a name yet, but it will be some sort of play on words with brewing/beer lingo. If the funds are limitless, I would open a small (3-5BBL) brewery to supplement the draft beer list. I would focus mostly on hop-forward IPAs and barrel aged beers (both strong ales and mixed fermentation sours).
Arse Holes
we would serve buffalo wings and beer
>>7222010
Sea-Kay's
Only the most average meme food topped with 'cha or Jacks BBQ sauce.
>>7222141
>unpretentious
Sounds quite the opposite, fag.
King's
Chesapeake Bay style steamed crabs would be specialty. Great burgers, salads, and soups as well. Most crab places around me use frozen shit for the rest of there menu, my place wouldnt.
>Mayo Memers
We'd just serve variants of mayonnaise.
>>7222166
why u mad tho
Swisterfister's
Swiss food
Jack & Jack Jr's.
Come dine on chicken so fresh it will bleed on your plate!
Pulled pork clawed tableside by one of our highly qualified cooks
Tasty deserts such as Aunt Myrna's party cheese salad.
>insert that menu an anon made recently.
>>7222182
I was lied to
>>7222010
shit thread.
I would use some kind of play on my last night. I have some good names in mind, but can't tell you guys because, you know... 4chan and shit. But man, are they fucking good. Like, you don't even know.
Name: Soup-rice
On the menu: potatoes
IT'LL BE CALLED "MEMES" XDDD
EVERY DISH WILL HAVE A MEME NAME AND EVERY SERVER WILL HAVE A PEPE SHIRT XDD
THEY'LL GREET U LIKE "EPIC WIN! HOW CAN I HELP U??!!111"
AND YOU'LL SAY, "I CAN HAZ CHEEZBURGER??!!!11 XDDD"
>>7222010
>Tanic
>>7222227
A big "No doge allowed" sign.
Epic time
Many restaurant
Very yes.
Automat/Vending machine restaurant serving canned/preserved food from around the world. No human contact required
vegan fairtrade halal innocent cruelty-free sustainable cafe. 110% all natural no chemical nasties!
wichael alone
>>7222190
>If you eat your whole meal without throwing up you get a free $100 voucher
>>7222010
>Cruise on down to the Thai Tanic, where the iceberg salad is to die for
I'd name it Izzyo's and I'd make ethnic nachos. Indian, Americana, Chinese, etc.
Sushi Burger
Japanese/American fusion
>>7222010
Meme Food Eat-house
Only meme foods, like kale, nutella, bacon and pretzel rolls.
Middle of suburbia to capitalize on the meme'd up kids.
>>7222366
Finally, I need more artisan cupcakes.
Roody Poo's
Going to focus mostly on stuff like cheesesteaks and fat sandwiches with lots of dank meme variants like a cheesesteak with bacon and mozzarella sticks inside. Maybe breakfast food cause shits dank and pizza if I can be fucked. Also italian hoagie variants and shit like reubens and monte cristos. There would be burgers too but super trashy ones with thin patties, onions and just smothered in cheese like just fuck my shit up levels of cheese. All the fries would be twice fried or curly fries with a special type of cheesesteak fries kinda like carne fries from California. It would basically be a hole in the wall place in PA/NY/CT that's super good and cheap open late type shit. If someone has their own idea for sandwiches/pizza like meme burger with sriracha, avocado and eggs I'll make it totally disregarding what good taste should be. Also all the sandwiches/burgers are on hoagie rolls bc I don't give a damn. It will be the type of food fat people get addicted to and love unconditionally. I live in Houston and there's a depressing lack of good cheesesteaks/hoagies the best I've had in the area was a PA transplant who had a shop in Dallas
Anyone that doesn't like it is a roody poo candy ass desu
It isn't my dream to own a restaurant. With that being said, I'd move abroad and do lots of coke with escorts on a nightly basis until I die from an overdose or commit suicide after a shitty coke comedown.
>>7222414
>It isn't my dream to own a restaurant
Then get out.
>>7222419
>>7222414
Someone did coke for the first time for nye last night. I remember when I was 12 too amirite LOL
>>7222010
At Cost
Serves great food for low prices becvause after taxes and fees and wages I dont profit. I dont need to since i have 50million $
>>7222439
>is over 25 and still browses 4cuck
What's it like knowing you've failed at life, anon?
>>7222414
I tried coke last year. More overrated that sexuial intercourse!!!! MDMA was the best thing I've ever experience though. Watching the sun come up on MDMA to Prodigy - Naryan fuck yeah
>>7222462
Cool story, bro. Why don't you try getting it published?
>>7222456
I'm flattered but I'm 20 lol if you're the cokefag I'm sorry coke is pretty neat desu I'd rather buy a restaurant than a giant mound of coke tho
Bonita - Spanish - Harlem
>>7222456
why does browsing 4chan in your free time make you a loser?
I mean, browsing 4chan for 16 hours a day of your free time, yes, but talking with other people about cooking automatically makes you a loser?
Bobby soups
Nothing but soup
Different soup every day.
Only one kind of soup
No seats
Everything served in bread bowl.
>>7222010
I'd pretty much copy Dan Barber's Blue Hill Restaurant.
Become my own food supplier from my own farm.
I'd name it Tobi's or PlaceTobi (place to be geddit?)
>>7222010
no ggers and we only serve gay men.
'te
And I'll serve nothing but meme food. Once the meme dies it gets removed.
Maple bacon pretzel 'za with 'le dip, 'cha deep fried chicken, all sorts of shit. And it'll be in France.
I'll serve standard American fly over state food
so basically stuff that you'll typically see in a applebee's, TGIF, Chili, Ruby Tuesday, etc.
I'll hire either a very obnoxious jersey tough guy kinda person as my spokeperson
or a pretencious hipster.
and all food will be serve in dog bowls.
there will be no utensils or tables and seats.
you'll be serve in a dog bowl on the ground and if you wanna eat, you gotta eat like a dog.
I'll call "Dog Bowl"
Just because I won the lottery wouldn't mean I'd go all fucking crazy opening a restaurant, since so many fail regardless of circumstances. SO, I'd do what I've always wanted to do and open a walk up place, with a few picnic tables or sidewalk tables out front (whichever there's room for), and serve the best of the foods I grew up eating, that you can either sit and eat or walk and eat or take to go. I keep the operation small, so I'd only have to have maybe one or two employees besides myself, and so it would be easier to manage. I don't know what hours I'd hold, it would depend on the location I was in. If I was in a more urban spot with lots of bars, I'd open in the afternoon and stay open until late at night, after the bars got out. If I was in a more subdued, suburban location or around more offices, I'd open in the morning, close for a few hours in the mid afternoon, and then open again for a night shift.
>>7222778
I'll call it shit
Joe's Diner
Open 6 AM-2 PM, 7 days a week serving homestyle cooked eggs and assorted breakfast dishes and a small menu of luncheon sandwiches.
On Fridays and Saturdays we would spiffy up the place after it closes at 2, put tablecloths up, light candles on the tables, dim the lights, and be open 6 PM-11 PM for reservations only. During those hours we would serve gourmet iterations of our breakfast menus, like a deconstructed eggs benedict, a reuben with higher quality slaw and cheese, a variety of alcohol drinks and several beers on tap, a lamb stew with homemade sourdough bread, etc.
I haven't figured out if there should be some sort of entertainment for the night hours though. Maybe a small jazz band or something.
>>7222778
I'd rather you name it "the kennel"
Gotta go to full lengths,bro
>>7222010
Lord British
I will be serving British cuisine from breakfast to lunch to high tea. Cocktails and piano bar in the evening.
>>7222010
White Dragon
Ramen
Vienna
This city needs it[spoiler] and I do too.[/spoiler]
Get Fucked
You aren't allowed to order, you sit down and eat what we give you. We just buy a bunch of shit from the super market every morning and dump some shit on a plate. Customers are charged a rough approximation, they are allowed to challenge me to a game of their choice if they contest it.
Sometimes I'll just go get something from another restaurant and serve it up. Sometimes I'll get alcohol too. Occasionally I'll throw in a pack of cigarettes or some condoms, shit like that.
