Is serving food on slate ever acceptable?
>>7220466
only if you're a heavily tattooed and pierced chef who tries to make eating your food sound like it's some kind of mystical journey so people will pay more
>>7220466
thats not slate f a m
>>7220466
you knew what you were getting into when you went to one of these places
http://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/
>>7220466
That's definitely not slate.
slate looks nice, id like one of these
>>7220507
just looks like food on a dirty rock, not appetizing
Umbrellas are better.
>>7220484
Urinal
>>7220507
Glass on stone gets on my nerves. I don't mind the cheeses, though.
>>7220466
That looks like a cobblestone.
>>7220570
No, when it's on the side like that it's a priceless work of art.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_%28Duchamp%29
>>7220566
>>7220507
>huge ass wedges of cheese
>tiny portions of everything else
presentation/10
The food in Hannibal that everyone raves about looks disgusting to me because it's on a plate next to some dirty fall leaves and some rocks and a bird's skull. Too much inedible shit.
>>7220507
That slate belongs on a roof, not a table.
1pretentious3me
>>7220466
it really bothers me that some people take good food for granite.
>>7220882
Oh wow, Carlos... you need to be deported already.
>>7220595
I wouldn't even serve that in a First World War themed restaurant. I want my food to look appetising, not as though the waiter had to balance it on his through through no man's land.
You are the reason we need to Build a wall
>mfw people serve food on a traditional plate
>>7220466
This pic is the most retarded idea I have ever seen.
These nouvelle cuisine fuckards should be forbidden to enter a kitchen.
>>7222553
that dog is gonna eat pretty good.
