/ck/ has a meetup, circa 2008
>MJG, PHS Guy, Tepache, Hearts, , Sceak, and Progun all show up.
>Knifeguy chases PHS Guy around
>BossNig talks shit
>homebrews for everyone
>lavish food spread
>Country Nights is playing int he background.
Fast forward to 2016 /ck/ meetup
>no names yelling memes
>fast food is ordered
>one guy in the corner eating the instant ramen he brought
>fight breaks out between Chipotle and Fazoli's shills
>one vegan grabs your arm and tries to tell you the evils of meat
>Lazerhawk's Redline album plays in the background
>your other arm is grabbed by a pro-GMO shill who talks about "those crazy anti-science freaks" while sipping a soda
>a bald midget with "chli beans or die" tattooed on his head start punching you in the balls
*sigh*
How is your New Year's going, /ck/?
We've lost a lost of good people over the years (Sceak not included), but don't pretend things haven't gotten 100 times worse, site-wide, in just this past year.
The faster boards are all just slightly different versions of /b/ at this point, and the shitposters have been fleeing to the slower boards, which need to learn self-moderation.
I haven't even seen borneo recently, but at least we have anchovy pizza.
>>7219937
been trying to take this girl out for two weeks but she says shes been busy with work and family which seems reasonable given the time of year but i ask if she wants to come over tonight and she says she has plans already. i dont think she's spending new year's with her family? anyway i took my gun apart so i dont shoot myself and i have bad acid reflux from eating tacos every day so im having trouble drinking my beer. i dont have a microwave so im gonnago read the back of a banquet tv dinner to see if i can cook it in the oven
>>7219968
It will take awhile, but you can cook your tv dinner in the oven, anon.
Start preheating now and you wont need to shoot yourself.
>>7219937
My new years is pretty lame. And I miss Hormel Niggaroni desu.
>>7219937
>no milk jar guy
>>7220019
>MJG clearly in OP
>lrn2read
>>7219967
> We've lost a lost of good people over the years
beloved angie queen of /ck/, the place just isn't the same without her
If /ck/ had a meet up, I would be in charge. I'm always in charge. I have been since I was in the Army. I would organize you all and fit you into the serving tables properly then separate those who brought french fries and tacos.
It would be a fun event.
What about entertainment? What would /ck/ consider good entertainment?
>>7220039
there was a /ck/ meetup
i think 3 people showed up and 2 people made fun of them on here from afar for a little while then left
There's absolutely nothing wrong with fast food
>>7220056
Hmm... perhaps I should garner interest in a Great Lakes Invitational and offer catering. I can afford to feed about 20-30 people with some fine Mexican Town cuisine.
>>7220062
it took place in chinatown in chicago and they went to a generic mallcourt-tier chinese place
I don't remember much else
>>7220074
Then I suppose I would fail to succeed.
>Muh trip fags
Fuck off
2008 /ck/ was perfectly shitty, just slower
>being nostalgic for Progun and Sceak
Also BossNig hasn't been on since 2007 at the absolute latest
>>7220572
You just started a thread saying that you're new here.
Posting in every thread and calling something a meme isn't funny.
Fuck off.
2008 was so long ago. Some of the posters on /ck/ and 4chan where half their age back then.
>>7219967
That is the way of things, anon.
I miss hearts and their generous heart. I was here for her last 2-3 calenders I wonder if they still lurk.
>>7220630
An even angrier and lonelier person than me kept reporting the threads so they'd 404
I was never a fan of hers but free shit is free shit
>>7220039
In charge off gargling cock army homo
>>7219967
>borneo
She still posts occasionally. I don't think she's made any threads recently though.
The worst new trend is to call anything and everything anybody else has ever liked a "meme". Those fuckers make discussing food a chore.
>>7220561
This
>>7220923
And I would delegate it to your buttery throat.
>/ck/
>good
ehhhhhhhhhhh
>>7220953
She went to some fancy restaurant and made a thread about it.
>>7219992
What happened to Uncle Whoremel?
Anyone remember Liru or Le Derp?
I miss the old days, I can actually remember laughing pretty hard at some of the shit on here.
I think the hints and tips threads were the best, always started with add salt to water to make it boil faster and then massive arguments would follow.
Wasn't there a dude that made pancake art?
Where do we migrate to now?
For diapers i have 8ch.
For furfag i have u18
I have nothing for /ck/ ;_;
