What's the last depressing single guy dinner you'll be having this year?
bonus points if you cry whilst eating
I'm having steak cooked in a red wine balsamic reduction with wild mushrooms
Domino's pizza
Blackened chicken & shrimp over fettuccine alfredo, with tomatoes, mushrooms, peppers, and garlic.
>>7218582
>being a bachelor
>being miserable about it
Wait until someone sinks their talons into you and your free time, disposable income and hobbies all disappear in the wake of "family".
If you're not a walking recessive gene it WILL happen to you. Your food also looks delicious and would feed 3 people where I am from.
Happy New Year faggot.
Probably my salmon dish (caution, pleb tier incoming)
>2 cans salmon, crisped in olive oil with turmeric and black pepper
>1 cup brown rice
>3-5 servings of spinach (a publix microwave bag worth)
>lemon juice, a half stick of butter, and A1 sauce to taste
I mix it up in a pan, sounds depressing but its actually inexpensive, filling, nutritious, and bretty good.
I'm in fasting with water only.
I will be fasting the next three days.
Namaste
Happiness to all
I just cooked up one cup dry white rice, seasoned with salt. Two unknown fish fillets given to me by my parents. Unknown because they were giving me food since I'm poor and they said you like this right? and I said, yeah sure, because any food I like right now. Also, I cooked up the last of my frozen carrots and broccoli, seasoned with some salt.
Best meal I've had in weeks cause I was saving the best stuff for new years eve dinner.
>>7218667
Fuck you
I ate a bag of ruffles chips.. I don't get paid till next week so it my last meal for awhile if I want to pay rent.
>>7218582
I had a banana and raspberry smoothie
beat that.
I just quit my job and ate pad thai in my car alone in a parking lot with the radio off.
Why is life like this
>>7218582
i had a whole frozen read baron pizza.
>>7218642
>If you're not a walking recessive gene
Where do you think you are?
>>7218813
The one board free of SJWscum and traps left on 4chan.
>>7218814
I'm a SJW though, and I've been posting since the first year /ck/ was even a board. Maybe you should leave.
>>7218814
Shh don't advertise that.
>>7218814
>>7218817
OP here, please can we stay on topic?
This is a depressing single guy dinner thread.
Pic related, this is what I had (alone) yesterday
>>7218642
>>7218817
I was here when snacks fucked a whale, newfag.
I'll be making Sinigang tonight.
How lonely am I?
>>7218870
Depends if you're filipino or not
White people making sinigang is gross and creepy
>>7218582
2 baked potatoes and a PBJ sandwich.
Also a slice of sugar pie.
At least I got my own place now.
Next year will be better.
>>7218582
I'll be making a pan seared chicken breast with a reduction sauce made from champagne and chicken broth. Will post results later.
I probably won't eat today until after midnight so my depressing final meal was two mcribs and a mcmuffin. I rarely even binge eat, but I was drunk.
Just finished a chinky curry
>>7218881
What's gross about it? I'm as white as moonlight.
>>7218902
Forgot chicken in fridge. It's got to get room temp. Had this a few days ago
Lots of alcohol.
>>7218977
>steak in fajitas
I think you missed the point of both
>>7218907
Nice one, lad. Same here ribs and prawn toast on the side.
>>7218909
Because you're a creep. No one likes a creep.
>>7218989
Hello midwest!
>>7219001
Hello yank that is too dumb to realise that life exists on other continents!
>>7218996
Gotta have prawn toast, good taste m8.
>>7219010
So... where are you from?
>yank
I have a good guess.
>>7218582
I bought $50 of Chinese food. You can't cry and enjoy Chinese food at the same time.
美麗,激活杏仁
>>7219027
Australia.
Were you right?
>>7219032
Yes, the shitpost level was a major red flag.
I'm done crying. Gonna have me some tenders.
Stovetop mac and "cheese"
Vegan and sad.fridge is empty too ;_;
>>7219037
Nice come back, I honestly didn't expect wit from a yank. Also, I am obviously from the UK. Why did you fatty yanks never inherit the great British trait of saying things for a laugh?
this was christmas but I'm having the same thing for dinner today. hopefully I can not overcook my steak this time.
>>7219044
vegans deserve miserable lives and death
>>7219065
That's what they want, then they have something to moan about. We should force them to enjoy/eat life.
>>7218735
that's nice of your parents
happy new year
>>7219062
Get pan really really hot. brush steak with olive oil and season with salt and pepper.
for a steak that size you'll probably only need about two minutes per side. resist the urge to poke it while it's cooking!
remember to wrap the steak in foil and let it rest for at least five mins after cooking.
>>7219092
lol wtf that picture. mine is rock hard. maybe because guitar and working with my hands a lot?
>>7219092
I did it for 60 seconds per side and then took it off the burner to spoon butter over it for another 40 seconds or so and it ended up being well past medium. apparently they're already partially cooked or something. my mom sent them to me from omaha steak because she felt bad for me being alone.
>>7219052
>w-why can't you take a joke amerifats!
Because your country is no longer so much different than ours. I was in London last summer and saw more fatasses and shitskins than you'd see in my home city. Saw some nice places in the country but it was still a letdown. Get your shit together. A lot of Unitedstatians also just lack the same sense of sarcastic humor and can't take the bantz desu
>>7219109
Or perhaps the excessive masturbation?
>>7219115
no, I tried it with my left hand too
>>7219113
>twisting words, ravaged by jokes
>implying you have ever left your country
Rich white guy detected. Whatever helps you sleep fatty.
>>7219123
Okay. Nice contribution to the thread Ahmed.
>>7218817
>I've been posting here since the first year /ck/ was even a board
Translation: I've wasted more of my life on this site than you.
You're proud of that? Good for you, at least you believe in something other than what others tell you to believe.
>>7218819
The OP dinner isn't depressing, if you think that's the food of the poor, or you're disadvantaged in any way shape or form to have THAT much food on your plate, you're a piece of shit.
I'll shit your thread up for fun now.
>>7219131
Thanks Juan
>>7219139
lol you guys know each other?
>>7219123
>white guy
You're white as well. The demographics on Unique visits here don't lie. Most visitors are posting from Universities... we all know brown people are too disadvantaged for that unless they're good at sports.
>>7219138
This thread has nothing to do with being poor or disadvantaged. It's about people being sad and alone.
Most people figured that out by reading the OP.
>>7219145
Wealthy people can "buy" friends, they pretend to like you long enough to buy them things, take them on holidays etc etc etc.
Hire a hooker, go to a pub, no excuse to be alone. I have small children I cannot enjoy my evening, BUT at least I will not be hung over tomorrow and I can be "that guy" that makes super loud noises everywhere I go and talk at people who are obviously hungover questions very very loudly.
I hope we run into one another tomorrow, chances are slim, but I'll be the guy screaming at people asking questions that I already know the answer to.
I just finished eating a large doner kebab and am drunk as fuck on my own watching Akira THEN I'm going to smoke a fatty boombatty and go to Mars then sleep. Spam and eggs for breakfast I think.
>>7219149
You're both white, shut up.
Pretending to be brown people is pathetic.
>>7219155
I'm from the UK, I am obviously brown. I even run a corner shop.
>>7219138
poverty isn't the only reason to be depressed. there's probably a ton of poor people having a great new year's with their loved ones.
>>7219151
I'm not sad and alone myself, though. I just enjoy watching other people be sad and alone.
>>7219152
First meal of a new year is donner? Fuck sake lad.
>>7219165
>run
So you're pretending to be the subordinate of brown people?
How much lower can you go?
You're not on the dole...so you can't be brown.
>>7219174
>he thinks you can't claim and work
>>7219170
Money buys happiness, anyone saying different doesn't have disposable income to burn.
Oh well.
>>7219152
Wait, you're obviously in the UK but it's almost 1 am. How is it daylight if you've only just finished that kebab?
>>7219180
fuck sake
>>7219176
You CAN but running a business puts you in the public eye, tax man will getcha.
Maybe you're jealous of the Pakistani dudes dumping loads in your ex and you wish you can be them...so you emulate their mannerisms.
Who knows.
>>7219171
Misery does love company...as they say.
>>7219180
that was not my kebab. It was someone else's
>>7219185
I'm fascinated by your belief that I was acting 'brown' at any point. This just piques my curiosity more. Why do you hate the brown so much?
>>7219188
Why were you eating someone else's kebab?
>>7219188
Stop lying. It's from days ago if you look at the EXIF data and you're a lard who hasn't left the house in ages, you're also white.
>>7219195
fuck sake
>>7219190
I dont. Ethnomasochism disgusts me though.
Could be a contributing factor of your solitude, the fact you're insane and emulate the mannerisms of brown savages.
>>7219199
You make me laugh, can you provide examples of me acting brown? One that isn't a joke about how pakis run all corner shops?
>>7219203
You brought up corner shops not me.
You're a terrible conversationalist, stay on topic.
Is Feddie Mercury the reason you think brown people are worth impersonating?
He was a "anyone can spunk in my pooper" type of brown person you're aware....
Papa Johns, using their buy 1 large get 1 $0.50
1 large works
1 large pepperoni
extra papachinos
have some pickled carrot and red onion in the fridge that I'll be putting on the works
then i have my good buddy jack daniels who will spend the night with me and bring in the new year, can always count on him
Red Beans with Beef Cheek & Chorizo. Gonna be served on a bed of rice. Dirt cheap and delicious.
Sorry for the vomitous pic, has to cook for another 2-3 hours.
>>7219210
So you actually can't cite an example?
I am terrible at conversation, but your not giving me much to work with. Let's try again, whats wrong with gaylords getting pumped by other gaybos? To each their own. If you want to spend your time thinking about Freddy Mercury then that is your business.
This is technically my last meal of 2015, not so depressing got a few friends getting here in a bit and I need something in my stomach to soak up the beer. Gonna grill a steak after they leave cuz fuck the police
>>7218582
I walked across the street to a small pizza shop and picked up a ham, pineapple and onion pizza and a twelve pack of Bud Platinum. Watching MSU football.
>>7219265
surely you mean handegg? Never heard of msu football.
Chicken almost finished
>>7219312
Just started
>>7219258
Why soak up the beer?
Shouldn't you just drink less?
>>7219274
Cotton Bowl
>>7219321
>>7219312
Complete
>>7219232
>your not
Brown people are so ostracized in their host nations they learn the new languages both spoken and written better than the indigenous people.
That's how I know you're not only white but you're a teenager as well.
>>7219138
>Wahhh he has 1st world problems!! No one can be lonely if he has food to eat!!
>Edgy Tumblr gif
Eat shit
I had mine a while ago. Was a steak and some vegetables. Very OK, I guess.
>>7219177
I have enough money to innundate my life with distractions, but I'll never be able to live long enough to witness deep space travel. I distract myself with the toys money buys me, but at night when i try to sleep, that's when it gets ya.
>Ordered a pizza from Dominoes
>Meat lovers pizza
>Pizza delievery guy came to the door
>Looked inside
>Very clear that I am alone, all the lights are off, parents out so no car
>pizza guy looks at me disgusted
>try to calm the mood
>"d-d-did you cut the pizza into 12 slices, one for each month of 2015?"
>he panics and says 'I don't know bro, were we supposed to?'
>I say "No... just a joke! If I had a pizza to represent my 2015 it wouldn't have a girlfriend as a toppin!"
>he says 'but this one doesn't'
>try to carry the conversation and say "I'll pretend the meat on the pizza is a chopped up girlfriend"
>he looks scared
>I pay and say sorry
r-roll on 2016
microwaved some frozen sausage rolls. I actually like the soggy moist pastry.
>>7219363
That was the best you could conjure? A misspelling? You were so overwhelmed by brown logic you resorted to that? Then you have the audacity to imply I am a teenager? Made me laugh again, I'm sure you are being facetious.
>>7219092
dont do this. It traps air bubbles in your veins and you'll die of amnesia
>>7219402
True story, it happened to me. Now I am kill
>>7219394
Although I believe this, its pretty normal/tame for /ck/.
Is that all that happened?
Turned out good. Is everyone here really eating microwave shit? I thought /ck/ was better than this.
>>7219394
Once you grow up and stop living with your parents it seems a lot easier. You just go ahead and finish puberty though.
>>7219439
are you in a basement?
>>7219439
>poor people walls
Your two computer screens cost more than the carpentry of your room.
>>7219455
Probably good that he will spend more time looking at them than his walls. Anyway, he clearly lives with his parents, I wouldn't waste money on a burden either.
>2010-2013
>literally on autopilot for three years
>eat, vidya, sleep, repeat
>meals consisted of
>Cornmeal and water mixed into a sludge
>white bread. Just bread.
>Ramen (flavor packets only, nothing added)
>cheapest chicken I could get (I'd just cook a bunch of legs and freeze them)
>supplemented with alcohol
Life is better now though.
Hey.
We're all gonna make it.
>>7219334
that actually looks delicious, and your stove is nice.
why are you single? plz d8 me.
>>7219470
Fucking hell, even in my darkest alcoholic days I ate better than that. Glad it is over for you m8, me too. We really can make it.
>>7219152
Stylin
>>7219322
fuck off commie
>>7219475
Sober 2+ years, they were rough times.
>lying awake wondering how much it would hurt if I just went into the kitchen and opened my wrists with a knife
>waking up in the morning, noticing something in an old pot moving, realize it's writhing with maggots
>showered maybe once every few months, and only if I had to interact with anyone
>told my dad I was thinking of comitting suicide, he said "Do what you need to do" and hung up the phone
>randomly started crying for no reason at least once a week
Didn't go to counseling, didn't find Jesus, didn't really do anything. Just one day decided...thus was enough.
Frankly I'm amazed I'm still alive.
>>7218582
dumplings and a coke. wouldn't have it any other way
I had a sandwich with a side of butter lumps and cheese chunks
>>7219482
My experience was frankly the opposite. Would sit at home having a laugh, clean the house every week or so on a mad rampage. Take a hot bath in the morning to sweat out the night before. Buy random shit on my daily alcohol run and cook it while buzzed.
>randomly started crying for no reason at least once a week
This did happen though
>>7219471
I wish. I basically JUST an /r9k/ incarnate with cooking experience and money.
I made this tonight. Want some /ck/?
>>7219501
>>7219518
Relax anon, It's just fried rice. Add soy sauce and it's all good.
>>7219523
Memeshrooms though
>>7219492
>functioning alcoholics
WELL LA DEE DAH LORD FAUNTLOROY
>>7219543
Functioning might be going a bit far, I just happen to live in a country where my degeneracy will be funded and I can live a comfy life. I also managed two Bachelor degrees while drinking. I never went to uni though, except for exams and group work.
>>7219561
Ayyy... I used to ace my microbiology and anatomy exams while completely trashed. I once got a 100% when I couldn't even walk a straight line.
>>7219401
Not really, you're white so this is all hypothetical anyway.
If you're going to pretend to be anything be a weeaboo, at least the Japanese aren't so bad.
Trying to be avant garde while nursing an awful headcold ;_;
Coffee seasoned lamb chop, brusslesprouts, racchinno and potatoes with lamb jus and balsamic reduction
The slate i got for chrismas is the only option for plating while im back home for the holidays
Worst offender
Salmon sous vide with chard and Cacio e pepe
>>7218582
I'm going to be trying to rotisserrie a standing rib roast for a couple friends and mostly for myself for the rest of the week. Anyone have any tips? I got a decent grill that can get really hot if needs be.
>>7219613
I am still amazed at your devotion to the idea I was pretending to be brown.
>>7219634
>amazed
You're not that stupid.. come on.
>>7219623
if you were going for unappetizing as possible you pulled it off.
>>7219635
Is this when we stop flirting and fuck?
>>7219647
You're pretending to be brown, so no.
That means you would touch one, transferring illness from one of them to me by proxy.
Fucking brown people is how your get the monster.
I'll pass.
My dad made pulled pork and gravy tonight, as potatoes as a side.
I'm going to microwave and eat all the mashed potatoes and there's literally nothing you can do to stop me
>>7219656
what are in these mashed potatoes to betray your family so.
>>7219654
You're cute, trying to convince yourself you don't want me. I'll be here for a little bit longer.
>>7219663
youre probably fat. It would take much evidence to convince me otherwise.
>>7219109
Because youre an idiot. Dont press your thumb and fingers together hard...
Just make them touch. I swear... some people.
>>7219672
I'm not here to convince you of anything, believe what you like. Am I brown? Am I fat? Am I a bird? Am I a plane? Am I an attractive rich white person?
>>7219685
I'm just trying to get someone that actually knows anything about cooking to reply to my comment on using a rotisserie to cook a standing rib roast but you know funposting takes presidence.
>>7219689
What was your question bb? Sounds like a dumb idea.
Breakfast potatoes heavily seasoned with garlic and onion powder, extra thick cut bacon and fried eggs washed down with a can of Pepsi.
>>7219701
Doing a rib roast on a rotisserie is not a good idea, it needs a long time to get tender and high heat would just turn it to leather. Maybe I'm funposting though.
>>7219710
I've done it before and it was delicious let the funposts commence.
>>7219713
Your original question contradicts this but you know, funposting! Are you just playing hard to get? C'mon bb, lets make a sex.
>>7219718
its actually really good but I wanted to debate a /ck/
>>7218582
Roasted some chicken breasts with broccoli.
Depressing? The only time I've ever been depressed was when I was in a relationship.
Being single fucking rules.
>>7219720
I don't believe you.
I made chicken parm because it's comfy. Had no oregano for the sauce so ended up using a cajun seasoning that had misc things including oregano. The spiciness was probably the most interesting part of my day. hny ck
My meal. At least my husbando was with me...
>>7219724
ah ah ah.
>>7219737
sasuke is shit.
Thread completely derailed.
Good jerb faggots.
>>7219723
Update.
Made some pancakes, left the innards intentionally silightly raw for dat raw pancake batter filling.
It's about midnight in Texas.
Cheers.
>>7219906
Cheers, Texas.
>>7218582
I had two packs of beef Ramen I feel dehydrated and ashamed
I don't normally do that no idea why I thought that was a good way to start the new year
Went out with some other single friends, had a burger and some of the best onion rings I've ever had
>>7218582
Looks lovely OP. If it's any consolation I wish I could have a nice quiet night in on New Year's Eve. It's been years since I've been allowed to by circumstances.
Happy New Year!
>>7218582
disgusting plating toss it out and try again
>>7218819
whats the yellow stuff on top
>>7219138
this gif is making me irrationally angry
such a smug fucking cunt yet is clearly retarded
>>7221568
>being triggered over a picture
>being triggered at all
This might not be the site for you.
>>7221571
>being autistic
you belong here
>>7221577
Why so mad over a picture?
Does this one make you mad as well?
It's a .gif that doesn't move.
My last meal of 205 was a peanut butter sandwich and a carrot. This is what I have for dinner probably 300 days out of the year.
>>7218814
>free of traps
>:^)
>:^)
>:^)
>>7218764
no fuck you & namaste
>>7218582
>wild
>enoki mushrooms
>most blandest mushrooms ever
>even button mushrooms taste better
>>7223331
Actually they were Beech mushrooms you pleb.
They were also fucking delicious
