By liberally sprinkling sage over cancerous threads like this one.

>>7217664
good lord I hate people who use the side of container to wipe off the knife. bloody animals.

also.. why does the bread knife have prongs?

I'm going to work and I'm going to have a croissant at work. The bakery near work is god tier, and the croissant will be the highlight of my day, I just hope nobody interrupts me while I'm eating it. My office should be closing early today.

Then, later, I will come home, start a load of laundry, and masturbate to pornography. I haven't decided which one but maybe I'll download some of that electrocution stuff, I didn't even know I had that fetish until /hc/ taught me about it. If I'm not in the mood for something cruel I might just watch some vintage early 2000s lesbian porn.

I'm probably going to roast a chicken, because I've been craving roast chicken lately.

As it gets later, I will probably drink some alcohol, and possibly rummage through my drawer to find the dessicated bag of marijuana that I bought last summer for no particular reason, and have barely touched. I don't really enjoy marijuana but it could be a nice change of pace.

I haven't gone out on NYE for years, because if I stay sober it's unbearable with all the screaming and the stupidity, and if I get drunk enough where it's actually bearable, terrible things happen. Easily my least favorite "holiday", even worse than St Patrick's day.

im gonna get real drunk and fuck every guy i can !

>>7217690
ok then patrick bateman

>>7217683

Kek'd

I've caught the flu, just made some chili nog. it's delicious

later i will eat frozen pizza with tofu n spinach pimped on it

>>7217791
What is chili nog?

>>7217795
eggnog with chili in it