>There are people who live in places where they can't get good pizza
I feel bad for southerners
ITT: Feeling bad for people who don't exist
Everyone is near good pizza. Companies making good pizza is pretty fucking simple.
YOU GOTTA HAVE THE NEW YORK JEW WATER AND RAT TURD TOPPINGS BADDA BING BADDA BOOM
>>7214154
OP pic isn't ny, its cincinatti
Posting superior form of pizza loaf anyhow
> I feel bad for people who don't put Caesar dressing on it
Fixed
>>7214354
Never had caesars
![CPK_Original_BBQ_Chicken_PizzaTU6[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/7ihDp4M.jpg "CPK_Original_BBQ_Chicken_PizzaTU6[1].jpg")
>>7214130
>>7214130
>>There are people who live in places where they can't get good pizza
west coast a nbest
>>7214130
>There are people who live in places where they can't get good barbecue
I feel bad for Yankees
>>7214141
Spoken like a true flyover. Keep thinking your Papa John's is top of the line.
>>7214130
>bread and cheese and tomato sauce
It's not rocket surgery.
>>7214134
They missed some spots with the cheese there. I'd have to send that back.
East TN here
we've got a sicilian who opened a shop in town
don't cry for me
>>7214487
>live in TN
>not expecting sympathy
lol, I feel bad for everyone that has to live south of the Mason Dixon or in a state that doesn't touch ocean. Have fun with your down-home hee haws and shotgun weddings.
>>7214505
I bet you think you're enlightened when you check D on your little voter ballot
>>7214513
Muh paw told me that votin' was fer city slickers and nee-grows
>>7214505
>I feel bad for everyone that has to live south of the Mason Dixon
Don't.
We're fine, thank you.
>>7214521
You're an inner city nigra. We already know you don't have a pa.
>>7214505
>>7214505
Yes, we're all awful hicks down here
Now stop sending your cultureless yuppies to our cities, they're not wanted
>>7214536
Your bum ass doesn't do anything there other than schlummin for Mickey D's
Those yuppies are the only thing keepin your Bible Belt wasteland relevant, working or otherwise
i wish i could get good pizza, but i'm a dirty australian rip
>>7214539
yes
That's completely correct. Spread the word up north. We're all inbred and don't take kindly to outsiders. Spread the word. Please.
>tfw too far south for good pizza, but too far north for good southern food.
Life is truly suffering. At least there are pupusas.
>>7214594
Just put some Caesar Dressing on it
>>7214594
NoVa used to have good southern food before all the yankees moved in and replaced most of the local joints with shitty chain restaurants
>>7214604
H-how'd you know where I live...
BUFFALO NY FAG HERE. NOT ONLY WE GOT SOME BOMB ASS PIZZA BUT WE GOT THEM WINGS TOO B WE DONT FUCK AROUND OUT HERE
>>7214635
because I have only ever heard people from NoVa brag about pupusas, and NoVa matched your description pretty well.
>>7214674
At least he's got pupusas, he could be living in an area filling up with yankees but they all flock to the shitty southern restaurants and "homestyle" diners.
>>7214667
Hi Jamal!
>>7214130
In Hawaii we only have Pizza Hut, Dominos, and frozen brands
>>7214721
>>7214130
>cut into squares
Get fucked Chicago.
>>7214764
literally none of those slices are cut into squares
>in england
>have to make my own pizza
>effort
>>7214442
>implying this is even real bbq
My oc pizza
People don't miss what they've never experienced. If the best pizza you've ever had came from Domino's and you liked it you have no idea you're missing anything. If the best Italian you've had was at the Olive Garden and you thought it was delicious, you may not feel you're missing out on anything. Same goes if the best steak you ever had was at uth Chris, the best seafood at Red Lobster or the best BBQ you had was a pulled pork sandwich from Wendy's.
Some of us are in the privileged position of having access to particularly delicious foods that can be considered among the best of their type. That makes us privileged, and not everybody can be privileged. But those who aren't can't miss it, because they've never known it.
>mfw in georgia
>mfw i can think of 3 places that serve authentic italian pizza
>mfw they all have a variation of luna in the title
Is it because the moon looks like a pizza?
>>7215567
Is there any way I can unsubscribe to your blog? What is this even supposed to mean?
>>7215582
>What is this even supposed to mean?
The conceit of this thread was bragging under the guise of feeling bad for people who can't get (insert delicious food here) where they live.
And that's bullshit, because people's standards for what's delicious vary by region, social status, experience and even ethnicity.
>>7215577
Yes. There's also Blue Moon and Big Pie in the Sky.
>>7214457
No but it's definitely brain science
>>7214130
I feel bad for people that live outside New York, they will never know what real pizza tastes like.
>>7214513
I bet you think you'll be rich someday when you check R on yours.
>>7215474
Oh damn boo, you're doing that shit right as fuck.
>>7214487
Dude. Where
How do people think this is even good?
>Inconsistent cheese
>Inconsistent herb
>Inconsistent sauce
>Burnt crust
I get that it's 'traditional', but you can't say that it's better than what a modern pizza is when it's done half-assed like this.
>>7214429
that place is awful
>>7214442
This.
Also, pizza is pizza. We can bullshit all we want but any pizza is within range of any other.
>>7217248
>wanting every single bite to taste exactly the same
How fucking boring can you be?
>>7217287
That's a pretty shitty way to justify a garbage pizza.
I'll be a nice guy and give you another whack at it.
Go ahead, I'm listening.
>>7214505
So do I, honestly, as a Canadian. The south is am assbackwards shithole. Either you're one of the regard hicks, in which case I feel sorry for you... Or you're not but you're surrounded by them and the culture they've created so I still feel sorry for you.
>>7214442
I hope you know NYC has some of the best BBQ in the world.
you're slaves were a great gift to us yanks
>>7214130
>>There are people who live in places where they can't get good pizza
i feel sorry for americans too
The South isn't that bad for pizza. Certainly better than where I live now (Salt Lake City). There is NO good pizza here whatsoever.
they all look fucking eewww disgusting!
better learn some symmetry pizzafags
>>7214168
Is that Pepe's?
>>7214721
Bitch please. He have Big Kahunas near HNL, Bostons in Kailua, that one little hole in the wall in Waikiki near Hawaii by Night. Hawaii isn't that bad for pizza. The Florida pan handle has no pizza.
Now that's what I call REAL pizza (From Italy)
not even going to lie this is my favorite style of pizza
>>7217304
You liberal hippies always talk about the south being ass backwards but you can't tell us what exactly it is we do that is ass backwards.
Traditional = ass backwards?
>>7219041
Just because dragging a random nigger who glanced in the general direction of a white woman behind your dad's* pickup truck while pledging allegiance to Robert E. Lee is "tradition" doesn't make it modern or acceptable. I know this is 4chan and being racist is cool, but in the real world it's not.
>*who is also your half brother
>>7219072
Nobody here in south is dragging niggers around and hanging them. You're either incredibly stupid and brainwashed or baiting
>>7219217
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder_of_James_Byrd,_Jr.
This happened in 1998, I know most of you edgy anons weren't born yet but it was within the lifetimes of many people who are adults today.
>>7214487
GEE PAW HOW CUM WE DONT HAVE ONE OF THEM FANCY HOUSES IN BRISTOL? I SURE LIKE TO BE LIVIN THERE ITS MIGHT FINE
>>7214505
>Mason Dixon
The Mason Dixon line isn't what you think it is..
>>7219239
Oh wow, one person in the past 20 years. That means everyone in the south drags niggers behind their trucks.
Fucking retard.
I suppose everyone from the north is a terrorist since Timothy McVeigh was from New York.
>>7219314
That lynching is part of an old, long, proud tradition, and it's how you people are judged by the rest of the world. Your Tim McVeigh analogy sucks because there's no long, proud tradition of New Yorkers blowing up US government buildings full of pre-schoolers with truck bombs.
You dumb ass backward hicks are responsible for your own reputation, You asked, and I gave you the answer. Sorry if you didn't like the answer.
>>7219239
http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2015/12/30/461541582/former-neighbor-of-san-bernardino-gunman-indicted-on-terrorism-charge
Well by your logic everyone in California is a terrorist.
>>7219341
You can flail all you want, but nothing will ever change the fact that when people hear "the south" they think of lynchings, poll taxes, incest, dry counties, "intelligent design" fantasists, and just all around general ignorance and bigotry.
inb4 it's bigotry to say someone is bigoted, nope, sorry cletus, it's the truth.
I'd say it's harder to make bread, sauce and cheese taste bad.
>>7217297
Not him/her/xit but I agree.
Uniformity kills some food.
>>7219324
>he doesn't know wall street was built on slavery
TEAR IT DOWN
>>7217248
It tastes fucking amazing though, every bite is slightly different but similar. It's great.
>>7219349
>they think of lynchings, poll taxes
And WE'RE the stupid ones stuck in the past?
>incest
I doubt this is a regional problem.
>dry counties
I thought that meant no alcohol to be found. Is that a bad thing?
>"intelligent design" fantasists
So everyone outside of the south is a fedora? lmao okay. Glad I'm from the south then. I find that the south is the only place you'll find people that are down to earth and real. Everyone else has their heads in the clouds and are fake with contrived personalities based around an adopted subculture.
>>7219362
>accepting primary school science knowledge is "fedora"
You can't make this stuff up.
>>7219370
>science
So, you're suggesting the Earth wasn't created 5,000 years ago?
>>7219370
"intelligent design" just suggests belief in God. Fuck off.
>>7219386
No, that is not what it means. At this point I'm fairly certain this whole thing was a setup to get me to believe the South knows how to use a computer. You can't fool me, fake Cletus.
>>7217304
>is am
>ellipses for no reason
I would feel sorry for retarded people like you. But then I remember that people like you are the reason the word "literally" was misused so much they had to change the definition.
>>7214134
You can get hipster style pizza like that all over the place in america, not sure why you would want to though
>>7219362
>I find that the south is the only place you'll find people that are down to earth and real.
muh humidity
if i could find a place with western washington's weather and north carolinas people i would be in heaven
>>7219386
No, intelligent design suggests god micromanages evolution. Which is a crazy thing to believe when you see all of the things in the world that such a god would be choosing not to influence. Not to mention all of the terrible genetic disorders he chooses to give some people (actually that does sound pretty par for the course of old testament god, though clearly not new testament god)
>>7219349
>but nothing will ever change the fact that when people hear "the south" they think of lynchings, poll taxes, incest, dry counties, "intelligent design" fantasists, and just all around general ignorance and bigotry.
Your backwardness and ignorance is showing. The fact you keep contradicting yourself is embarrassing
>>7219494
I'm sorry you're embarrassed, this is the first step to recognizing you live in a shit hole. The next step is to work on an exit strategy.
>>7219566
I'm going to guess the furthest south you've ever been was Pennsylvania.
>>7219587
You'd guess wrong
>if you don't think the deep south is the best thing ever, you're a eurolard who has literally never set foot in dixieland
>>7219362
>Everyone else has their heads in the clouds and are fake with contrived personalities based around an adopted subculture
So militant fucking Christians then?
>>7217312
>New York, known for its BBQ.
KEK!!!
>>7214130
There's pizza huts all over the south.
Yalls argument is invalude
>retarded bait thread about pizza
>people shitting on the South for some reason
Kinda laughing, kinda wondering why.
>>7218918
"real italian' pizza is just a cultural appropriation of the pizza created by poor immigrant families in america
>>7219624
Most americans generally agree that the staunch majority of the south is bullshit
nobody cares about your non-existent southern hospitality, nobody cares about your cuisine outside of barbeque and pie, the south is just one huge joke that everyone tries to avoid
>>7219677
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY8SwIvxj8o
Just watch this and laugh.
>>7219677
Someone got bet up a lot in school by a southerner.
We're still hood sliding like Bo Duke but yall's catering to nig nogs and mud slimes and wishing you could give out reparations.
>>7219691
>but yall's catering to nig nogs and mud slimes a
The south is the most racially diverse part of the country
>>7219691
>Someone got bet up a lot in school by a southerner
Most southerners probably wouldn't make it through primary education
>speaks like a nig nog
>doesn't realize he's the cultural equivalent of a nig nog
>still is racist against how awful "those types of people" are, despite being one of those types of people
don't you have a cousin to jerk off to?
>>7214674
Man.
That's the disapointing thing about NoVA. I get all this multicultural shit that I like and I got great pizza and there's amazing hole in the wall taco places and the like...
But, when I want decent barbecue...
Actually, I live in Manassas. We have FOUR pretty good BBQ places amongst all the vietnamese an thai places and the like.
WHOOP! Superior Stephen Stills town REPRESENT!
There's Tony's in town, his brother Cirro opened up shop in Centreville, and Spitoni's (who trained under both of them) opened up in New Baltimore. So that's Pizza.
Centreville has a huge korean-american population, so i get my Korean Barbeque...
And there's enough black churches from here to Woodbridge to keep me fed with Barbeque until the Second Coming.
>>7219681
This...this is fucking incredible for all the wrong reasons.
>>7219697
Messicans. Hell, Mexicans fought against the north during the civil war. They're about as southern as billy joe jim bob.
>>7219719
not just mexicans. Almsot all of america's black people live in the south (probably because of the whole slavery thing, the few blacks in the north are more recent immigrants from the south, though thee trend has been for some of them to go back south recently hence the population decline in most northern inner cities)
>>7219697
Diverse doesn't mean "lots of non whites"
Sincerely,
New York
>>7219744
Diversity is precisely defined by the probability that 2 randomly selected people are of different races in that map. Seems like a pretty good way to go as each additional race with a significant sub population dramatically increases those odds.
I moved to the south, the pizza down here really does suck ass.
>>7220028
Get out of Dogpatch. The best pizza can be had in any state across the nation. You're just lazy.
Is it true that some Americans have no access to Pizza Hut?
Is it true that astronauts eat cheeseburgers on the space shuttle?
>good pizza
>meanwhile every single pizza in this thread is either burnt, all bread, or just greasy shit.
>>7219751
>is defined by
Ok god, thanks for settling that for us
>>7220071
The space shuttle program is over matey.
>>7220375
Doesn't the Space Shuttle program hold the record for the most astronaut deaths?
>>7220395
Also holds the records for people and goods delivery, so you'd have to consider the trade off I guess.
>>7220420
Is it though? I've been living in the UK for three years and it's very different from where I come from by and large.
On the other hand, I went to a few pizzerias in Germany and they were more or less the same style as Neapolitan. The sauce could have been tangier.
>>7214134
why are there leaves on this pizza
>>7214130
That's a big pie.
>>7220447
It's basil.
>>7220459
considering the 2nd person
Derp
>>7220423
I would think the Soyuz has it beat by a long margin.. especially with material lifted to orbit..
>>7220583
Perhaps, but only because it's been in service since the 60s
>>7214721
>over 90% of the state's economy is tourism based
>nobody has thought to open a restaurant featuring one of the most popular foods in the country
You're full of shit.
The place I grew up going to closed since I moved away (the pizza was great, but they started charging $30 for a large), but there was plenty of good local pizza places around, and I'm not even from Oahu.
>>7220620
it may or may not be true... But one think is for certain, Hawaii's got spam at their McD's..
so that have that going for them.
I feel bad for non-Nordics.
>>7214130
>There are people who live in places where they can't get good pizza
yeah and that place is called America
>>7220668
is that peanut butter and caramel pizza with a lemon slice?
>>7220459
for you
>>7221391
You shut your whore mouth.
>>7221761
WTF! That is fag por...izza.
But really, chicago style is shit.
Deep dish is almost as bad as 'look at me I'm a cu/ck/, I only put on 3 slabs of motzzarella because magaritta pizza is definitely not complete shit ;)' pizza
>>7221761
>literally a quiche
>>7214130
As long as you have access to good cheese, tomato sauce, yeast and flour then you can get good pizza. It's one of the easiest things to make. You can even get fresh dough from the dairy case at the grocery store and save yourself 95% of the work.
>>7221811
I reckon I could eat all of that in one sitting
>>7221761
>posting lasagna soup in a pizza thread
>>7221811
I'd strip that hot granny top left naked and lift her up on top of the pizza before ass fucking her doggy style in the pile of melted cheese and sauce.
>>7222398
>>7222398
oh yeah?
>>7221833
>if you get fresh and quality ingredients you can make good food
Thanks captain
I can get good pizza, but I prefer to make my own.
>Yankees making pizza
Big fucking deal. The only yankees that can actually cook for shit are the Pennsylvania Dutch. The rest of you are just making american versions of shit from other countries. Now the South actually knows how to make American food.
>>7222474
Don't you have some soda syrup to go fry, Cletus?
>>7214130
There's like 3 'Vinny's Pizza and Pastas' down the street.
>>7214667
100% Imperial
>>7222463
That's fuckin dreadful mate
>>7214442
>tfw when move to pennsylvania from florida
>>7221747
Oh, the one on the left is sharp curry sauce and chicken wing bbq sauce with lemon. The one on the right is just curry sauce, but there's smoky hickory bbq sauce under the cheese, on top of all the meat.
>>7214667
Tell the shitheads you share a state with that soggy ass cardboard pizza isn't pizza. That shit's gotta be t h i c k s l i c e d f.am
>>7217478
I live in SLC too, you're just not looking hard enough. There are a few good small places in Downtown, but they're sorta tucked away.
>>7219727
Blacks pretty much built their side of the country and fought with them in the war too, I don't think they're too upset at this point buddy.
>>7222474
>Dat feel when your mom was born n raised in the south and your dad is PA dutch and youve spent time in both places.
