My mom went and bought a family sized pack of fucking kale it's about to go bad . I don't know what to do with it.
It's only good in salads in small quantities and i've already made 2 batches of kale chips.
I'm making salmon with lemon dill sauce tonight how can I use this glorified green?
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>>7212307
Make soup. Search online for soup recipes using kale, tons of them.
>>7212307
>family sized pack of fucking kale it's about to go bad . I don't know what to do with it.
It cooks down. I think a giant bag of greens cooks down to like not even 2 cups.
Gumbo z'herbes is one idea. But what is this worth? $2? Stop stressing.
>>7212307
just plant it in the yard to grow more kale
>>7212307
Treat it like spinach and sautee it with garlic and onions.
>>7212327
>It cooks down. I think a giant bag of greens cooks down to like not even 2 cups.
Yep. This.
OP, if you need other suggestions you might try fermenting it. Find a recipe for kimchi and sub the kale for the napa cabbage--I've made it many times, it's super easy and keeps for ages.
kale tastes really good sauteed with salt, pepper, and lemon juice, or in a frittata/omelette/whatever
Cook it and make it with a potatomash.
Put it in your juicer
>>7212307
Stem and wash kale. In oil slowly saute an onion until golden. Add chopped ginger and garlic with some salt and hot pepper. Add kale one fistful at a time, stirring to coat with oil. Cover and let simmer slowly over low heat, adding a little water if necessary to keep from burning. Stir every five minutes or so until kale is soft (half an hour minimum).
If you slowly cook the hell out of it kale is a great vegetable. With just a quick saute it kinda sucks.
>>7212307
soup brah. or you can use it like you would spinach in a pasta sauce or lasagna. also keep kale near the back of the fridge to make it keep longer.
>>7212307
Kale Chips? Place them flat on a pan and throw it in the oven for like 30mins. Drizzle olive oil and add some salt. wa la.
>>7212414
oh wait, didn't bother to read past the first sentence. lolz
You can make ersatz pesto by throwing in the food processor with some garlic, sunflower seeds, and then parm and olive oil.
boil the kale and the potatoes. mash them together with gravy and fried bacon bits. Add a sausage to the side, and maybe some pickles
>>7212307
Chiffonade and deep fry, only takes a few seconds to go crisp.
>>7212307
>Beer braised kale with thick-cut bacon or pork belly
>White bean, kale, and sausage soup
>Kale kimchi
>Kale omlette
>Kale quiche
>African peanut soup with kale, sweet potatoes, plantains, and chicken thighs
None of the above are hard to make and are all delicious. I highly recommend the white bean and sausage soup, kale with bacon, and the peanut soup (this shit is so good it's unreal).
Sorry for the inclusion of "beer" "bacon" "pork belly" and "kale" in the same post but they really do taste good together, irregardless of their meme status
>>7212307
Thank you for not using the m word OP
>>7212362
you shouldn't bother cooking for retards who wont eat soup.
Chana saag over rice
