Biggest pet peeve of 2015: When I'm watching a how-to video concerning a food recipe, and they pull apart the final product at the end of the clip to show you that food, too, abides by the goddamn laws of physics and different ingredients have different fucking consistencies and it's obvious that when you slow your shitty camera down to one frame per second the cheese is going to make those stupid strings that attach to each other. But, you didn't know that because not only are they two-bit 9-to-5 chefs who work in fucking Friday's, they have access to a sixty-dollar Canon point-and-shoot. You see that? They are sharper than you in every way possible by pulling apart their finished shit-bread filled with rotting cheese at slow speed with their greasy, unclean, dorito-dusted dicksticks that could almost be called "fingers". You know when they get drunk from the $15 bottle of watery, Slavic vodka and they get so drunk they think they're a part of the human race and they start breakdancing in happiness because it takes literal fucking ethanol for them to realize their consciousness, their finishing move in their b-boy set is something so pants-shittingly retarded that if you took footage of it and sent it to Animal Planet it'd be a stoned Bigfoot sighting, but when they become sober the next day they think, "We should finish this food clip with a shot that encapsulates the same spirit of that dance move we did last night. I got it. Let's pull this shit apart." It isn't cool, it isn't right, it doesn't make you Gordon Goddamn Ramsey, it reveals how much of a soul-less fucking simian ape you are to the half-brain'd audience that makes up the youtube audience, aka our generation, aka the geniuses who should stop pulling their stupid mozzarella sticks apart in front of a camera and should start pulling the veins out of their wrists.
>>7197632
New Copypasta saved.
>>7197639
Fuck you, it isn't copypasta to be copy and pasted, it's a warning. I'm warning you. When you finally get a glimpse of hell — a glimpse that no mere mortal should ever see without going completely insane — it stares back. It fucking stares back.
There must be somebody, anybody, who feels this same way about these videos.
>>7197653
Biggest pet peeve of 2015: When I'm watching a how-to video concerning a food recipe, and they pull apart the final product at the end of the clip to show you that food, too, abides by the goddamn laws of physics and different ingredients have different fucking consistencies and it's obvious that when you slow your shitty camera down to one frame per second the cheese is going to make those stupid strings that attach to each other. But, you didn't know that because not only are they two-bit 9-to-5 chefs who work in fucking Friday's, they have access to a sixty-dollar Canon point-and-shoot. You see that? They are sharper than you in every way possible by pulling apart their finished shit-bread filled with rotting cheese at slow speed with their greasy, unclean, dorito-dusted dicksticks that could almost be called "fingers". You know when they get drunk from the $15 bottle of watery, Slavic vodka and they get so drunk they think they're a part of the human race and they start breakdancing in happiness because it takes literal fucking ethanol for them to realize their consciousness, their finishing move in their b-boy set is something so pants-shittingly retarded that if you took footage of it and sent it to Animal Planet it'd be a stoned Bigfoot sighting, but when they become sober the next day they think, "We should finish this food clip with a shot that encapsulates the same spirit of that dance move we did last night. I got it. Let's pull this shit apart." It isn't cool, it isn't right, it doesn't make you Gordon Goddamn Ramsey, it reveals how much of a soul-less fucking simian ape you are to the half-brain'd audience that makes up the youtube audience, aka our generation, aka the geniuses who should stop pulling their stupid mozzarella sticks apart in front of a camera and should start pulling the veins out of their wrists.
U wut m8?
this is making me laugh so fucking hard. thanks OP
What loser spends $15 on a handle of vodka?
You're the idiot for spending more than $12.
>>7197632
>those buzzfeed videos where they cut/tear into the final product and theres that fucking smiley face.
>'how to' guides for simple shit like grilled cheese or the mentally mundane like 'fruit sushi'.
>>7197632
You cook some mean pasta.
Slow motion is accomplished by capturing video with HIGH frame rates. They don't call them high-speed cameras because they have wheels on them, anon.
Autists who rant about absolutely fucking nothing
>>7197863
Way to miss the point on a stupid post
>>7197845
I got a bottle of Grey Goose for free today. Neck broke off while I was at work, co-worker was about to pour it out and I suggested he hold off.
Filtered out the busted glass and now got the remaining booze in my freezer.
It is good vodka, but fuck if I would ever pay the price asking for it.
>>7197632
Good post
Biggest pet cock of 2015: When I'm watching a how-to video concerning a todger recipe, and they pull apart the final minge at the end of the clip to show you that food, too, abides by the goddamn laws of vag and different ingredients have different fucking girth and it's obvious that when you slow your shitty asshole down to one squirt per second the jizz is going to make those stupid strings that attach to each other. But, you didn't know that because not only are they using two-bit graphics 9-to-5 inch chefs who work in fucking twin towers, they have access to a salty milk and coin Rifle point-and-shoot. You see that? They are sharper than you in every way possible by pulling apart their finished butt cheeks filled with rotting cheese at slow speed with their greasy, unclean, dorito-dusted dicksticks that could almost be called "micropenii". You know when they get drunk from the $5 bottle of passionpop and Islamic vodka and they get so drunk they think they're a part of the amazing race and they start breakdancing in happiness because it takes literal fucking crystal meth for them to realize their tallywacker, their finishing move in their knife set is something so pants-shittingly sexual that if you took footage of it and sent it to Animal Planet it'd be a stoned Bigfoot erotica IV, but when they become sober the next day they think, "We should finish this porn clip with a shot that encapsulates the same grunge of that dance move we did last night. I got it. Let's pull this buttock apart." It isn't cool, it isn't right, it doesn't make you Jack, it reveals how much of a soul-less fucking Somalian ape you are to the half-brain'd audience that makes up the Reddit audience, aka our generation, aka the brain who should stop pulling their stupid pixie sticks apart in front of a camera and should start pulling the reins out of their reindeer.
>>7197632
>I've subjected myself to watching things which annoy me and it's nobody's fault but my own.
Nigga just walk away from the screen like wtf hahahahahahahaha
>>7197632
I laughed
>>7198150
Same, only have it when someone offers me some. Never go above Tito's myself, which is my sweet spot for quality for the price. Even then, if I'm mixing, I'll go much cheaper.
