Going to Sam's Club later today.
What should I get?
>>7192547
'lish, 'rink, 'ken sando
fucked
>>7192547
Go to Costco its superior in every way.
>>7192596
>slice of pizza is more expensive
>no option to buy a hotdog without paying for sugar water
That's how they get you, anon.
>>7192601
Dude the pizza slice is more expensive because its technically two pizza slices in one.
>>7192602
The size of the pizza slices are basically the same at both places.
Sam's club pizza is better though, as long as it's relatively fresh.
>>7192601
>Hot Dog is better
>Hot dog is bigger
>Effective cost of soda when comparing to Sam's Club is 9 cents
>>7192547
Go to the back of the store and get their rotisserie chicken salad
I'd buy 5 krispy chicken sandwiches tbqhwu senpai
I wish they had chicken bake in canada we have like only pizza hot dogs and chickens strips.
The pretzels used to be good, until they fucked with the recipe
>>7192596
Those fucking turkey sandwiches they have are so fucking good. One of those and a chicken bake is enough to induce a 48-hour food coma.
Sam's chicken sandwiches are grade school lunch tier.
Absolute shit.
3 of their soft pretzels. Crazy good.
ICEE
they are delicious
>>7192725
>rotisserie chicken salad
Took a look at it and wasn't too impressed.
I'd more likely buy a "fresh" rotisserie chicken and make my own chicken salad with whatever I didn't eat then.
>yes i took pictures in sam's club
>yes i was day drinking
>>7193627
At the checkout, mentally preparing to eat a cheap, greasy, warehouse-store lunch.
>>7193635
Hot dog and a slice of sausage pizza.
Dog got mustard, relish, sauerkraut and onions.
Neither was great, but both were perfectly fine and filling for the price/setting. Biggest complaint would be that they only offer plain yellow mustard, and that wasn't the nicest looking piece of pizza I'd seen in the handful of times I've tried eating there.
>>7193641
Some fat guy in front of me in line got a fried chicken sandwich, which they keep in foil bags in the heat box with the pizzas.
It turned out he was one of the guys that checks your receipt on the way out, which means he probably eats there every day and knows what's good. Maybe next time.
>>7193627
That's pretty much what I usually do whenever I get a rotisserie chicken or roast one at home. I usually get a couple of meals from most of the meat, then pick all the remaining meat off the carcass and make chicken salad, then make stock with the carcass.
>>7192547
>hot dogs are always leathery, grey and taste as depressing as they physically look
>im literally paying someone 2 dollars to microwave a chicken sandwhich
>sandwhiches are overpriced and usually soggy
>pizza shines like a fucking stage light in grease
>salad and yogurt literally rearrange your DNA and genetic code and turn you into a fucking homosexual
Yeah Sams Club is pretty cool i guess
>>7192596
Agreed. Next time, get a Costco membership.
>>7193749
>salad and yogurt literally rearrange your DNA and genetic code and turn you into a fucking homosexual
>>7193749
It's strange that you've continually gone back, and seemingly tried every item on the menu.
Are you the fat guy who checks your receipt on the way out?
>>7193765
Dont get me wrong, Sams Club is a gr8 place to shop
That 'concession stand' they have is awful and lazy. The mentally handicapped 58 year old at the register always fuckin stares.
Ive tried everything over time shopping to see if its all shit.
It is.
Whole pepperoni pizza with fountain Dr. Pepper
>>7193671
>>7193762
I started a thread a few weeks ago where I explained that I got a free Sam's Club membership because the people who send out spam mail got the impression a couple years ago that my gf was pregnant, and after recently moving Sam's Club sent us a free 1 year membership to congratulate us on the new baby.
There is no baby, but we activated the card.
I've only been to Costco a few times, but never tried the food court. I do remember them having much better, bigger, and frequent samples though.
I'd do lunch at either Sam's Club or Costco before 90% of the fast food places out there.
>that person who uses their hotdog wrapper afterwards to fill with relish and just walks out of the store with it.
Someday I think they'll remove the dispenser.
>>7192547
tfw no Costco poutine
they don't use the right cheese but the portion is huge, so it evens out.
>>7195114
>tfw supervisor at Costco
This is my first time seeing french fries associated with Costco. What the shit.
>>7195125
Welcome to Canada
>>7195114
>pop
fuck 'outa here
>>7195143
I know, I know. I prefer to use soft drink myself.
Get a slice of the supreme pizza. Get those packets of cheese and peppers, as well as one of those cups of onions to sprinkle on top. Make sure to use a napkin to dab off the majority of the oil before digging in. Shit's caloric enough without that sheen of grease...
>costco-sized poutine
>>7192547
Late to the thread, but I'd vote hot/polish dog. It's the cheapest solid food on the menu, and fucking classic. Easily one of the best American foods.
If I had a time machine, it would have to be my first destination and meal.
Check out this awesome video:
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Coney_Island_Hot_Dogs_%281940%29.webm
>>7193641
That's the saddest slice of pizza and hotdog.
Costco pizza slices are so huge they don't even fit on the plate and the dogs or sausages hang from the ends of the bun.
>>7192547
ive heard about sams club, but never seen one irl. now i understand that sam's club is the bizarro world version of costco.
eating from a warehouse store is just weird. it's like eating at IKEA. are people so exhausted by walking through IKEA they need to sit down and have a meal?
>>7192547
a slice of combo, polish with relish mustard onions, and a sierra mist
>>7195179
Ikea is one notch better than Sam's Club or Costco. It offers something that resembles real food.
Bloody lingonberries though.
Ikea beats all
>>7192601
...pizza at costco is like 1.99, sams club is 1.95, and the costco slice is better/bigger. 4 cents won't break the fucking bank, idiot.
>>7195537
So good people driving past it during the opening hours, they usually eat breakfast before work there.
There is people that drive/buss there, walk trough the store, and eat lunch there, and then exit.
Like seriously WTF
>>7195545
check out mr. money bags
>>7195556
I normally do the thing they have on weekends when the cost of the food comes off your furniture purchase. Since my entire house besides the sofas and bed are Ikea I shop there a lot
>>7195545
>almost 2016
>not saving money
Are you Scrooge? Richie Rich maybe?
>>7195565
kek kek
>>7195114
>pop
Fucking Canadians.
