Do you ever use songs to memorize recipes? Here's what I use to remember how to make cupcakes:
All you have to do is take a cup of flour!
Add it to the mix!
Now just take a little something sweet, not sour!
A bit of salt, just a pinch!
Baking these treats is such a cinch!
Add a teaspoon of vanilla!
Add a little more, and you count to four,
And you never get your fill of...
Cupcakes! So sweet and tasty!
Cupcakes! Don't be too hasty!
Cupcakes! Cupcakes, cupcakes, CUPCAKES!
...
take some noodles and put them in a pot
add some ham to a pan that's nice and hot
mix your cream and eggs together
add some garlic, powder is better
velveeta cheese and frozen peas
some cracked black pepper if you please
mix it all just off the heat, yeah
when it scrambles order pizza
all i want to do is drink
all i want to do is drink
all i want to do is drink
but i have to make this toast before i die
>>7191319
SPRINKLES REEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't need your forgiveness
I don't need your hate
I don't need your acceptance
So what should I do?
I don't need your resistance
I don't need your prayers
I don't need no religion
I don't need a thing from you
I don't do what I've been told
You're so lame why don't you just go
Die mother fucker die mother fucker die
Die mother fucker die mother fucker die
Die mother fucker die mother fucker die
Die mother fucker die mother fucker die
It's how I remember how to make gravy.
>>7191319
>Unironically posting about My Little Pony on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum
When did your life go so wrong?
>>7191513
>actually knowing it's from mlp
>>7191513
And then there's THIS nigger...
>>7191319
No because I am not a retard.
>>7191319
as someone who dosen't bake, is it accurate enough? I saw the episode (no longer part of the faggot fandom) and always wondered.
Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling
I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I'm convinced
That there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure
Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real
Gotta remember that egg drop soup recipe some how
No.
There are no milk, eggs or leavening agents in the batter.
If you were to make these according to that shitty song, you'd end up with dry, eggy dough that smelled vaguely of vanilla.
It's a piece of cake to make a cake,
But you can't be lazy
