I was already, and those aren't canapes.

I'm not a craving canape, fuck you OP

>>7188486
>those aren't canapes.
Yes they are. What exactly do you think a canape is?

>>7188630
I'm sure he has no idea. He's just being contrarian since that's le funny maymay thing to do.

What is a canapé anyway? I don't know. Is it just a stuffed mushroom cap?

>>7188478
Here, have 2 whole fucking chives with your bite sized canape

>>7188630

Those are just stuffed mushrooms.

Not every bite sized finger food is a canape...

>>7188662
>A canapé is a type of hors d’œuvre, a small, prepared and usually decorative food, held in the fingers and often eaten in one bite.

They don't need to be on toast or a cracker. (I think that's the issue you are having?) It's 2015, words mean what you want them to mean.

>>7188630
>>7188640

A canape is a finger food that consists of a base (usually bread/pastry, but it can also be something like a cucumber slice), a sauce/spread, the main item (typically the protein), and a garnish.

The things in the OP pic could be called canapes, but it's a bit of a stretch.

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>>7188630
This.

>>7188478
No, I'm not.
That said, you're craving semen.

>>7188640
plebs

>>7188698
I laughed. Good job. You might have a chance out there kid.