do americans really eat corn? because in my country the corn is for the cows and the chickens
>>7187261
We drink corn too.
Yes. Fresh sweet corn is fucking delicious. The corn fed to livestock is a different variety of feed corn. Nice trolling attempt though, it almost worked.
>>7187261
Our tableware is even made of corn.
>>7187261
We use corn for fuel. We love corn!
>>7187264
You can eat field corn, too. Just pick it off of the stalk It's not as sweet as sweet corn but still quite good.
>>7187261
In your country cows and chickens eat you, you fuckin faggit!
>>7187261
Yes, and dumb hicks here think it's healthy. Americans think potatoes and corn are good for you because they are plants.
I love Michigan sweet corn. It's the perfect addition to Summer BBQs. Foreigners will never know about real corn.
>>7187261
Do the cows and chickens also get water and air? That's some stupid ass logic m8.
The corn humans eat and the corn fed to animals are not the same variety.
>>7187261
Fuck off eurofag and keep eating your asian insects. If we eat corn that's our business and not yours. Now be in deash and blow someone up because you were offended by a cartoon.
masa harina works really nice in chili but then morons wont know that
>>7187369
We have sweetcorn, too.
>bbqs
I thought Americans boiled theirs. You cook it over open flame, too? That's how we do it. It's delicious.
>>7187446
Yer mum got my sweetcorn if you know what I mean!
>>7187446
Yeah we boil everything, over an open flame, it's called a gas stove and we don't fuck with your UN bullshit about natural gas. You might want to fuck off and eat insects.
>>7187261
>cows and chicken
It'll be a cold day in hell before some asshole like omaba or anyone from the UN tells the USA what to do.
>>7187448
I do not. You 'splain now.
>>7187455
I splained yer mum!
>>7187455
Your mother and I frolicked together.
>>7187476
I no understand. You 'splain now.
I can eat a ear of corn and shit corn pellets out 8-10 hours later, am I ok /ck/?
>>7187482
Yes
>>7187482
Some seed coats are designed to dissolve when in contact with acid, like stomach acid. You're shitting out the corn kernels that are ready to be planted. Even better, it's already in a little pile of fertilizer.
This is an evolutionary thing, by the way. The plant spreads its seed by having animals eat it, walk away, and then shit it out later. Miracle of life.
I'm european masterrace and I like corn
>>7187352
potatoes are great for you dipshit. You just don't need a whole chicken with them.
corn is nic
>>7187476
You know that's not going to happen.
In fact a vegan faggit like you might be more the type to freak out under pressure and take it's own life.
Notice that I used the term "it?"
That's because vegans faggets don't qualify as much of anything.
>>7187553
Tell me again about how a vegan in a manbun stole that girl you like who you weren't dating and who doesn't know your name.
What other reason would you have to bring up vegans when the thread isn't about them other than a deep-seated feeling of inadequacy you have when comparing yourself to them?
Or is this another shitty "joke" the rest of us are just too [insert meme-insult here] to get?
>>7187564
Guy from the other thread here, I like how you're lashing out at everyone now in a perma-mad state of pre-emptive damage control.
Just stick to blog posting about your karen refugee wet nurse/slave your abandonparents illegally employed to keep you from becoming a mass-murderer, you're less likely to take a post way too literally and thereby embarrass yourself.
>>7187570
wut
>>7187581
this
>>7187261
Get some and roast it on the grill, shit's delicious, and good for you.
>>7187261
My cock and your cock, corn, stick of butter and some rough sex.
Times are a changing bucko.
>>7187482
So they're pop corn?
>>7187564
It's the latter reason, you're a moron.
>>7187261
Corn is good desu. I'm preparing corn right now.
t. not American
>>7187263
I remember another ciuntry dependent on one crop, but I forget how it worked out for them.
>>7187771
>good for you
Actually it has very little nutritional value.
>>7190088
So does water, better avoid that right?
arent cows not supposed to eat corn anyway?
>>7190154
I never said you should avoid corn.
Faggot.
>>7187261
So fed up of bloody corn after reading Caesar's Gallic War
>>7187261
May I ask what country that is? Because on another board we identified corn on the cob as the one food item that is truly eaten world-wide.
>>7190748
The country that only exists to make poorly executed attempts to poke fun at the USA.
No, but seriously, OP has a 95% chance of being from the US.
>>7187352
corn and potatoes are good for you though. just not when they're deep fried and covered in mayo, and you still should eat green veg. you probably think all starchy food is bad for you.
>>7187455
He fucked your mother with his corn cob.
>>7190733
>>7190721
Cows are old world animal.
Corn is a new world plant bred by humans.
What do you think?
Im Dutch
And I Like corn!
WOw
OMG
XD
LMAO
W0000T!
But da cor n is for imamoldS XZDDDD
Op is a niggering faggot as always
>>7191348
Any thread on /ck/ that follows the form "X do Americans Y" should be ignored. Usually it is Americans posting these threads. On boards that have country flags, these kinds of posts became suddenly rare once this was exposed.
>>7191373
I really wish they'd implement country flags on this board for that exact reason.
>>7191373
Why would a USA-er post this shit tho?
Im Dutch ,Yeah im>>7191348
I love this board board for some reason
But I also hate it because of the
le ebin USvsEU Ebig XDD shit that's going on 24/7
This MUST be the most elitist opinionated board ever to be made ever. . .
Its a shame really
>>7191385
Yeah I have mixed feelings, because it sometimes makes it hard for some people to post without being made fun of. Food/cuisine is highly related to culture and nationality though. You could make a case for it on /ck/, but I don't think the mods will buy it.
>>7191393
>Why would a USA-er post this shit tho?
guaranteed replies and flamewar
>>7187446
>I thought Americans boiled theirs. You cook it over open flame, too?
"Americans" span a continent. The U.S. is the same approximate size as a good double-handful of what the E.U. calls countries. We do pretty much everything.
>>7190819
Please, no, Corn Father
>>7187261
I eat corn, drink corn juice, wear popcorn scented deodorant, walk on corns, even listen to Korn. It's fucking fantastic.
Not even American.
>>7187261
You're a very bad man for not liking corn, and you're gonna get sent to the corn field!
>>7187261
I love fresh corn on the cobb with my BBQ.
>>7187261
They eat Maize, which isn't corn the vegetable but corn the grain. I think they use it to make breads and shit.
Who the fuck knows what goes through the minds of Americans.
>>7191499
Thanks captain obvious, it was only a matter of time.
Why do American do this?
Sometimes I like to imagine what would happen if the government suddenly discontinued all corn subsidies.
>>7187452
>>7187261
>>7187326
>chicken and cow
>>7191613
Damn. We grow a shitload of rice.
>>7187261
>>7190819
please no, corn father
>>7187352
They're not bad for you unless, like most things, you eat excessive amounts.
>>7191960
"Excessive" for corn and potatoes is a much smaller threshold than for most vegetables.
>>7191828
What even am I looking at?
>>7187352
What about corn and potatoes is unhealthy?
>>7191976
Corn with butter and Chilipowder/Sauce
>>7191421
>even listen to Korn
Okay, when I got to this I did chuckle.
>>7191976
>>7191982
This inspired Flamin' Hot Cheetos. Was suggested by a custodian for Frito-Lay, he was given a chance to make a pitch and prototype (not really the word I'm looking for, but, you get the idea). I'm pretty sure he ended up with some executive position for Frito-Lay's division that markets to ethnic minorities.
>>7192006
That man? Albert Einstein.
>>7187352
>>7191964
That's the thing. Corn is an unhealthy "vegetable," because it's not really a vegetable. If you treat it like a whole grain (which it is), then it's pretty awesome. Same with potatoes. Shit "vegetable," yeah? Well, it's a good side if you treat it like a "starch" or carbohydrate. You eat corn or potatoes with good vegetables and some protein, and that's a pretty damn good meal. Also fresh sweet corn in salsa is awesome.
>>7191976
Elote.
>>7192006
Awesome.
>>7192058
Even better.
>>7192006
That's where they put the HR people. Niggers in quota jobs since they can't do anything useful in other jobs.
>>7191964
Potatoes and corn are roughly on par with things like parsnips, peas, and yams.
They're not that bad when you stop comparing them to things like spinach and cabbage.
>cows
>eating corn
You must have shitty beef
>>7191613
Your heating costs go up.
>>7192252
You've never been to America, have you...?
We've got so much corn we turn it into all sorts of other foods. And fuel for our cars, too. It's fucking magic!
>>7191499
lol wat
>>7191976
Elote is Mexican street food. Here in California, old Mexican guys yelling "Elote" push old-fashioned ice cream cars with bells. People, especially kids run out of their homes, chase them down the street, like an ice cream truck. Most eat it smeared with mayo, doused in Tapatio salsa, and sprinkled wth a chili/lemon/salt powder.
>>7192748
Nigga I live in the corn capital
But our good cows eat grass
>>7192843
Then u should kno, muthafucka. 90% the corn out your back door isn't even suitable for human consumption.
Dey cram that shit in2 cows then pump them fulla hormones (whoremones, as I liketa call em) just so they can cope for 11 months till slaughtern' time.
WelcoMe to AmCa! LAND of the FRee TM
>>7193097
Those cows go to China and mcdolands though
I don't eat the bad beef
Grass fed black Angus
The only better beef is the Kobe shit in Japan where they take their cows on dates and stuff
>>7192006
Flamin Hot Cheetos is 80% of my sister's diet.
I don't get the appeal.
We dedicate Nebraska, Iowa, and Illinois (minus Chicago) to corn
>>7193339
dem corn fed bucks doe
>>7187261
Same here, except we also use it as feed for pigs to keep them fat and docile.
>>7193339
chicago's dedicated to obama loving gansta types
>>7193339
>tfw grew up in rural Nebraska and fucking despise corn
>>7195382
Crystal meth is one hell of a drug, anon.
>>7187261
Your meat and milk must be garbage because corn fucks cows up.
>>7191405
Its strange how Europeans don't realize how tiny their actual countries are
>>7190088
per 1 cup:
Total Fat 8 g
Saturated fat 1.1 g
Polyunsaturated fat 3.6 g
Monounsaturated fat 2.1 g
Cholesterol 0 mg
Sodium 58 mg
Potassium 476 mg
Total Carbohydrate 123 g
Protein 16 g
Vitamin A 0%
Vitamin C 0%
Calcium 1%
Iron 25%
Vitamin D 0%
Vitamin B-6 50%
Vitamin B-12 0%
Magnesium 52%
Looks okay to me, captain.
