>cold bacon is a thing
Well, bacon cools down eventually after you cook it, so I guess it does when you don't eat it all at once? Are you trying to complain about something?
>crispy bacon is a thing
It's just a sheet of thin salty rock. Chewy bacon actually resembles meat in some way.
>bacon is a thing
No really, it's an object.
bacon causes cancer
>>7184142
JUST
>getting your shit fucked up
>>7184142
JUST
Beef bacon dude.
I don't eat pork, so beef bacon was a crispy ass solution
>>7184214
Bacon is a noun.
A noun is a person place or thing. Object is a noun too. Objects are things much in the same way that bacon is.
Object is also a verb but that's unrelated for the purposes of these things. That is, nouns.
Veggie bacon dude.
I don't eat meat, so veggie bacon was a crispy ass solution
>>7184142
WTF happened to Brendan Fraser?
>>7185648
my thoughts exactly...damn he looks bad
>>7185648
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