How do you like your spam /ck/?
>>7183707
On the shelf in the store.
>>7183707
Like your mother, lifeless, dead and full of my jizz
>>7183720
epic
>>7183713
that glaze looks like the stuff the put on unagi. Wonderful.
died, fried, with egg, american cheese and potato in a tortilla
>>7183720
Sup, /b/.
>>7183707
Spam Fritters are/were popular in Britain, my Mum used to make them when I was younger, some chippies still do them.
Basically slices of Spam, covered in batter and fried.
I've never seen or eaten Spam, what is it?
>>7183707
in the form of threads.
>>7183747
>I've never seen or eaten Spam
>>7183771
?
I've never eaten real brand name Spam, but from my experience performing any kind of thermal processing on canned minced meat is a very bad idea.
>>7183932
I tried frying knock spam called Armour Treet once and it was pretty horrible. Very different texture from the real stuff. The real stuff fries up a lot better. Not cooking real spam is a sign of degeneracy.
>>7183707
sliced thin and fried crispy
>>7183747
>I've never seen or eaten Spam, what is it?
Ham that has been put through a blender and then gelatinized again in a loaf (when canned). It's basically a emergency supplies kind of thing that transports well to islands, or stays unperishable for 2-3 years in a cabinet. So during war times, it works, as does the hurricane supplies, because what other meat choices are there when no refrigeration? Jerkies and dried beef (armour), vienna sausages, corned beef hash, deviled ham (same as spam really) and tuna/sardines.
So, it's just one of the choices. Then when no hurricane for 3 years, gotta use it before it goes bad, so whirl it up with cream cheese, or come up with creative slice and fry ideas. Besides the greasy and over-ground texture, it tastes exactly like baked ham because it is.
>>7183747
look at mr. moneybags here. what's it like growing up swimming in your family's vault and eating filet mignon every night since birth?
>>7183783
How is that hard to believe, I've never eaten that shit either.
>>7183986
So, I'm going to assume that you live in a predominantly muslim or jewish (as if there's any real difference) nation where pork products are restricted then.
>>7183707
Seriously not something you buy just to keep in stock. When I do have a can maybe once or twice a year it's good in just about any casserole and is a cheap replacement for cubed or sliced ham in most recipes.
Great with sauteed or scalloped potatoes. Just add no salt or very little as spam is already salty as fuck.
Rectally.
>>7183990
No. There's just no reason to buy shitty ass salty meat in a fucking can when I can get actual fresh meat at the grocery store.
Why would you ever eat this if you're not in the military/a disaster area?
If you haven't realized yet, I live in neither of those, hence, why I've never eaten it.
>>7183996
well one things for sure, you don't need anymore salt in your life.
You're plenty salty already.
>>7183783
You are aware not every poster on 4chan comes from the anglosphere, right?
>>7183747
It literally smells and tastes like dog food. Avoid it.
Left amongst my emergency rations and hopefully never used.
>>7184089
Spam is more popular outside the anglosphere, where it has been supplied to the desperate and starving.
>>7183996
You sound like a blast at parties.
>>7184089
I'm aware and it disgusts me. Non-Anglos should fuck off back to their villages and shitting streets.
It's a luxury in Korea. My boss gave me a gift pack of spam for christmas.
I really like it with Arrabbiata sauce and the best pasta (penne)
In a sandwich with Branston's Pickle.
>>7184301
isn't poo in loo part of the commonwealth, tho? So, in other words, part of you?
i like it eggs/french bread in the morning...thx u
>>7183711
First post best post. I wouldn't eat that canned garbage
fried well with eggs and toast
Breakfast
I've only ever fried it in olive oil or butter. It's so damn greasy when I do it that way.
What's a better way to eat it?
>>7184966
small amount of canola oil, just to keep it from sticking at first, really it fries itself
>>7183707
A small diced amount of spam with cheddar cheese inside a French omlette is quite good.
>>7183713
The correct answer
>>7184973
it wont stick if you heat the pan properly.
I don't. I grew up poor and had to eat Spam and other disgusting canned meats from time to time, and if I can avoid it I will never eat it again.
with slutty eggs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQ
>>7183783
>be a member of Ramsay's family
>ask Gordon about spam
>he tells me to fuck out of his house
Cubed, pan fried, and with scrambled eggs. I eat it a few times a year as a guilty pleasure. It feels so healthy eating that stuff.
In the garbage.
>>7185775
this desu
spam is trash
I like it plain or fried up with some egg and rice.
Cooked like in OPs picture with whatever cheese I have between two pieces of toasted bread.
>>7183707
I like it as dubs
>>7183707
Is that oil in the pan? You know the whole point of spam is that you don't need oil so soldiers and campers can cook it?
>>7183707
With ham and pork.
Thinking about nutrition, I wonder what it's inside now
>>7188253
You ever cooked spam before, faggot? That's just the fat from the spam itself.
>>7183747
Salty canned meat. Some people like it, some people don't.
>>7183707
As far away from me as possible.
i really want to try this recipe, so much s that i might actually make Hawaiian sweet rolls just so i can try it/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQe9hnkCDTQ
its pretty meme tho
>>7183713
my nigga.
>>7189260
yeah its kinda memey but how could it not be delicious?
>>7183707
Mashed up with tomato sauce and spread in a sandwich.
>>7188592
>Its not even that popular in anglo nations, its mostly an Asian thing
where? and no pinoy jungle monkey is not asian.
>>7189551
Guam is the biggest spam loving nation on earth.
Never had spam before but have had a couple cans in the pabtry for a while. This thread convinced me to go whip up breakfast
>spam
>eggs
>beans
Oh mercy!
>tfw buying soysauce
>see cans of spam in the asian foods section
what the shit
>>7189800
Probably was there because Hawaii.
And yes, I'm fully aware of how stupid that sounds. I still bet that it's the logic though.
>>7189818
I'm not in the USA.
>>7189818
And south korea, and all of the pacific.
Spam is popular in asia, deal with it, nerds
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>>7189822
>spam is popular in Asia
Yup. They even have it in Afghanistan.
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I prefer Bacon Grill to Spam
>Less fat / oil
>More bacony
>Cheaper
Couple of buttered soft white rolls filled with bacon grill and some beans on the side and you've got yourself a treat.
>>7189822
It's spelled specific not pacific.
>>7190367
spellt*
>>7190352
What in the fuck is that?
Vile.
>>7190582
Looks like ulster fry
>>7190582
Literally the same as spam except they cure the ham first so it tastes like bacon.
>>7189800
>America goes to war a lot
>American soldiers have Spam with them
>It's salty and tasty and has more calories in a can than the natives eat in a week
>the soldiers leave and Spam is adopted by local cultures and cuisine
Freedom. You're welcome.
>>7190582
>Asks what it is while also saying it's vile
You are one stupid fuck.
Same way I like my women.
I like lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy, with a fried egg on top and spam.
>>7191135
Embraced by a disgusting fat slime?
>>7183711
this
>spingo blink
Also I don't really mind. Lightly fried it makes a terrible yet satisfying snack
>>7183707
In the bin
>>7193794
kekekekekekekekekekekekekekekek so funny
not salty, however you might manage that
>>7183707
Far away from my mouth.
>>7189788
So was it bad or good?
I like spam in a Hawaiian McDonalds breakfast
(because eating British Sailor Captains is SO 18th century
>>7183707
Dice it and fry it with diced onion, jalapenos and tomato
shit is fucking perfect in a flour tortilla or some white bread
>>7183711
underrated post
>>7183720
what is a semicolon
>>7184248
>Spam is more popular outside the anglosphere, where it has been supplied to the desperate and starving.
Then I don't get it why it isn't available, popular, or even generally known in Germany.
>>7195092
Neger, you can get spam at every supermarket in my area apart from the retarded ones which have pretty much nothing in stock
>>7183720
My name isn't Lifeless.
>>7183713
I was super skeptical but found this delicious.
What is spam actually like?
Is it unhealthy? Would it help round off a lazy student's diet or make it worse?
>>7190582
You're a fucking moron.
>>7196647
your great grandfathers killed krauts and japs wholesale with nothing but Spam in their bellies, punk
>>7183955
I bet you're a goddamn democrat.
>>7183720
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
>>7183996
No need to get so angry, friend
>>7196647
halfway between sausage and ham
>>7183850
When i was a kid there was a jerky that came in a tin like a chew tin. It looked like this consistency. I've been missing it. Ill give it a go. Thanks
>Filthipinos
>>7189557
True and Hawiians and Samons love it ,too.
>>7189551
>where?
South Korea loves spam. They have a semi-national dish where spam is a major ingredient. In Hong Kong and Taiwan, it's called luncheon meat instead of spam, IIRC.
