Those spice packets from ramen

Rotel

add MSG

Mix it with an equal volume of soy sauce.

paprika or cayenne pepper

>>7178839
salsa, pickled jalapenos, cumin

>>7178839
Better question: why the fuck are you eating nacho cheese?

>>7178856
Throwing a party for normies

>>7178856
It's pretty good if you make it with real cheese.
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2010/09/cheese-sauce-for-cheese-fries-and-nachos.html

>>7178860
Got it. You're feeding it to people you feel contemptuous toward.

>>7178866
But soon the inherentance will be mine and I can return to the moon

Buy those big cans of nacho cheese from a Mexican grocery store. Go to Taco bell and take handfuls of fire sauce.

Mix Taco Bell fire sauce with Nacho Cheese.

>>7178860

In that case, semen for that extra kick

>>7178846
THIS

>>7179012
X3, it not that bad desu. Especially when you're drinking

Nigger butter, desu.

>>7178839
cumin, mustard powder (adds "cheesiness" to a certain extent), black pepper, hot pepper, garlic, onion, scallion, etc.

sriracha

A can of shit grade chilli.

When i'm drunk as fuck i can down a whole jar of nacho cheese/chilli and a bag of tortilla chips. My asshole will pay for it the next day, but when you're drunk you don't give a fuck.

Add some of The Best Barbeque Sauce You'll Ever Taste®

Juice from a jar/can of pickled jalapenos for that classic nacho flavor.