coffee > hot chocolate >>>>>>>>>>>>>> piss > tea
>>7177816
I would drink Saten's piss
coffee:tea::real beer:natty light
Water>black coffee>tea>juice, soda, hot chocolate
milk > mango juice = guava juice > pineapple juice = orange juice = apple juice > a mug of Saten's pee > hot chocolate = water > tea > diarrhea > coffee
I don't understand why people like tea. It tastes like rain water for fuck's sake.
Coffee is relaxing and a pain-relief.
>>7177838
Probably having pretentious tea.
A nice brew with a splash of milk is great
>>7177841
Coffee with a splash of milk is great too.
(coffee + creamer)/ice > iced cofee + sugar > e^(tea)
I would agree if we were only talking about decaffeinated green tea.
Who's stupid fucking idea was that anyways?
>>7177838
I'm going to assume you're not British. For some reason everyone outside of this island does not understand tea whatsoever.
Fuck off bubble tea is awesome
>>7178184
>everyone
>>7178204
EVERYONE
>>7177816
Double expression hot as lava with a cigarette
>>7177829
>milk
kys ugly bitch
>Coffee
implyng you know how coffee really tastes like
"american"/long Coffee is just dirty water
>Tea is shit
again, the coffee you seem to like so much is just fucking coffee bean tea
>Tea>espresso/italian Coffee >Hot chocolate>>>>>>sewer water>>>>"american" coffee
I like tea but it makes me hypotensive.
coffee all the way gotta get that caffeine rush
>>7177838
>coffee is relaxing
>coffee
>relaxing
What kind of weak ass coffee are you drinking if it relaxes you?
>>7178205
I'm not British. I'm having a cup of tea right now.
It's great.
>Everyone
How does being wrong feel?
>>7177816
>mfw I like all three
Tea is much easier to drink and has better flavor but I love the bitter punch of coffee. Hot chocolate is comfy as fuck
>>7178365
>mfw I forgot my face
>>7178309
>american" coffee
What does that even mean dipship?
>>7178387
It means espresso diluted with a ton of hot water.
It's literally called an "Americano".
Because American tourists couldn't handle a straight espresso. Plebs.
>>7178363
I bet you're drinking some ridiculous tea with no milk or sugar, aren't you? You fucking peasant.
Can someone explain why coffee isn't tea?
>>7178413
It doesn't come from the tea plant
>>7178416
Realy that's the best you got? That's just sad
>>7178421
>why coffee isn't tea
Why would it be?
Tea: made of leaves, steeped in hot water
Coffee: made of beans, ground, extracted/filtered with water/steam
How are they remotely similar besides the fact that they're a hot beverage involving water.
And in that case, are you arguing soup is tea?
>>7178421
Only leaves from the Camellia sinensis plant can be called tea. Not sure why you need more of an explanation, you autismo
>>7178425
vegetable tea would be a great name for soup to use in a hipster café
>>7178404
Earl Grey with milk and sugar. You were saying?
>>7178404
>putting milk in tea
>>7178445
>putting milk in Earl Gray tea
Absolutely barbaric
>>7178445
I just can't trust it. You must at the very least be British.
Do you put the milk in before or after taking the teabag out? How much milk, how much sugar? Biscuits?
>>7178493
>not putting milk in tea
What the fuck is wrong with you mate?
>>7178494
My family on my mother's side is Scottish but I wouldn't say that makes me British.
After taking out the teabag obviously. Don't know, it's not like I measure. Didn't have any. T^T
>>7178504
Hmm, please proceed to the embassy for your honorary Brit card. Don't forget to pick up some chocolate digestives on the way back, punk!
>>7178530
Would Jaffa cakes be acceptable as well?
>>7178500
Tea contains substances that have benefic effects on bones calcification, and milk contains calcium.
Too much healthy stuff in one drink for me.
Also I don't like to drink things that look and taste like semen
>>7178541
Not if you're planning on dunking them in yer tea you little gobshite.
>>7178545
Why the fuck would you dunk a Jaffa cake?! D:
>>7178542
Coffee has equally as much health benefits.
Also, your semen looks and tastes like milk? That's not healthy. Go see a doctor.
>>7178560
a cup of tea (25cl mug) contains 70% of daily amount of fluorures needed to grow healthy bones, which makes mixing it with milk a super healthy combination (too much for me since i like to eat unhealthy)
coffee has way different effects and substances (for example polyfenols (or however the fuck they are called in english))
also sweet sperm means you eat a lot of fruit, or you have diabetes. And in both cases you probably already went to the doctor more than once
>>7178570
Still doesn't make it taste like milk, also sperm is way more viscous. If yours is as watery as milk your balls must be fucked.
>>7178570
>not for me
> I like to eat unhealthily
Never change /ck/
>>7177816
I need the theanine in tea to combat my anxiety, I got low gaba in the brain yo.
>>7178624
i'm sorry anon but theanine and caffeine are the exact same substance, they were called differently because the different amount contained in the two beverages made people think they had different effects
i know, i know. I cried too like a little bitch when I learned the truth
>>7178638
Wait. Is this a meme? You don't actually believe this do you?
I would like to point out how horrible this thread and the opinions in it are, and how as a whole this board knows basically nothing about tea, but I just can't be bothered.
Anyway, I would drink Saten's piss.
>>7178961
Stick your Golden Tip Orange Pekoe TGFOP leaves up your ass and petition for a /tea/ board if this one is so terrible.
