Guess what I made today?
A slow descent into colon cancer?
>>7177032
THE BEST FROZEN PIZZA YOU'LL EVER TASTE?
>>7177068
That's a bingo!
>>7177032
Going to have one of these with extra motz. I'm in the mood to have a mutherfukin PARTY bitch.
>>7177105
Open your cans of anchovies and olives, transfer the latter to a resealable container to store the leftovers.
Slice your tomato and chiffonade your baby spinach.
Don't forget to evenly distribute the pepperoni; it doesn't come that way.
>the domestic partner sees you making a pizza and asks for a quarter for herself, so one quarter is going to be jalapenos, spinach, and red pepper flakes
>>7177135
>motz
Turkey and tomatoes?
Now we decorate our pizza.
>opening cheap frozen pizza
>putting ingredients on it
Hooooo lee shit.
>>7177294
If the picture was a little better I'd suggest somebody turn this into a banner and submit it.
We only have one, and they only gave it to us as a consolation prize.
>>7177294
The worst frozen penis you'll ever taste
>>7177303
you're autistic as fuck. Lots of people do this.
>>7177443
Lots of *poor* people do this
Buy a yeast packet and learn to make dough holy shit my sides
Are you seriously going to make a new thread every time you make a frozen pizza?
>>7177507
dough takes time and effort to kneed, then you have to leave it for a while.
>>7177864
Making pizza dough takes max 15 minutes of hands-on time. You don't even have to knead it amazingly well. Unlike proper loaf breads it's not all that critical.
>>7177890
cooking frozen pizza takes 20 min total and 30 sec of work, including adding toppings, which is done to make something that coss $2 taste nice
>>7177507
Yeah, because when you're drunk, at a friends house, you totally want to learn to make dough. You're a fucking autist.
>>7177294
>>7178286
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>>7177032
Was hoping panettone french toast
>>7178577
I was hoping Trader Joe's Mac N Cheese.
>>7177507
Dude, I make my own pizza all the fucking time. Making dough is easy and not something that you even need to "Learn" to do.
But sometimes you just want a shitty frozen pizza.
Sometimes you just want a pizza -now- and not six to twelve hours from now.
Don't be a fucking autist.
>>7177789
This is literally only the second one of these threads.
Go tell it to the Finnish guy who's started a new thread every day for the past four days to post his shitty school lunch, despite his old threads still being active, or the quartered and seasoned egg spammer...
>>7178704
Yeah, found in the jar of jalapenos.
Who the hell tops a frozen pizza without extra cheese?
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>>7177032
Was is asparagus?
>>7178286
Decorating your pizza doesn't always lead to the most even distribution of ingredients.
>>7178841
There was parmesan grated on top.
Do people really add extra toppings to frozen pizza and then cover it in an entire new layer of cheese?
>>7177135
For cheap frozen pizza I have no idea why anyone buys those.
The OP pizza is far better, and for just a little more you could just get Red Baron, which is still cheap as fuck compared to any brand that actually pays for advertising, while often just as good.
>>7177303
>cooking something
>adding ingredients to it
Anchovies are some salty sons of bitches. Tasty but holy shit.
Never tried them on a frozen pizza though.
