What is it that most countries have against Vegemite?
There's always some dumb Vegemite bashing contest, especially with garbage sites like Buzzfeed, where somehow a spoonful of Vegemite is supposed to taste bad and be hard to swallow and all agreeing that it tastes bad.
But like, Vegemite is probably the best breakfast spread there is that isn't just literally sugar that happens to taste like a fruit or maybe nutella...
>>7175195
It's a meme.
marmite is better tbqhwymlac
>>7175195
GOAT spread. A lot of people like it thin, but I prefer it thick. Don't like the pandering to Americans like Hugh Jackman on Jimmy Kimmel. Better than Marmite, Marmite is a bit sweeter which I despise.
>>7175195
Are you trying to tempt me, because I come from the land of plenty?
>>7175195
>taste like nutella
That isn't a good thing. Also, marmite is better.
>>7175234
>That isn't a good thing.
But reading comprehension is.
Retard.
>>7175195
what is that even used for?
>>7175287
>what is that even used for?
The traditional use is to spread it thinly on toast and eat it. You can also use it as a seasoning in soups or with meats.
>>7175195
Who the fuck just eats a spoon if Vegemite?
>>7175211
>dont like the pandering on Jimmy Kimmel.
Normie detected. Im an American and I dont watch Jimmy Kimmel or any of that shit.
>paying attention to what faggots on TV say
>having cable
>paying for commercials
>being ass slammed about what a faggot says on TV so much you bitch about it on an oriential kiddie porn image board
>eating a literal waste product
>>7175350
This board is normie af m8. Stop being such a bitter cunt and behave yourself.
Cheese and Vegemite on a cracker is a God tier snack.
>>7175335
yeah ok. never really understood why people would put stuff like that or jam or peanutbutter on toast.
i'd much rather just have cheese & ham/salami or something
>>7175368
Vegemite would go well with cheese, ham and salami on toast.
>>7175340
My grandparents made me eat a spoon a day. I never liked that shit. Fuck Vegemite and Marmite.
>>7175195
have you lost wieght?
did you die your hair?
melbourne?
hi!
also, i use vegemite in my bolognese sauce. gives it kind of meaty punch.
>>7175496
I've gained weight and my hair is the same colour?
As an open-minded clapistani, please try explaining what vegemite/marmite tastes like relative to other foods.
vegemite and marmite taste like rotten garbage.
I've tried to enjoy both, but have never come to like either.
>>7176051
dehydrated bitter stout beer
GOAT savoury spread coming through
>>7175496
>i use vegemite in my bolognese sauce. gives it kind of meaty punch.
>>7176094
I take it you've never had fish roe spread.
Vegimite is GOAT if you put some in your gravy
>>7176184
I have. Gentleman's relish is anchovy and I prefer the taste to roe, although I have both in the fridge.
>>7175195
>it isn't just literally sugar
>it's just literally salt instead
>yay!
>>7176725
It also has thaimin
Marmite tastes like play-doh, why do you eat that shit it's like bitters added to seawater but thick.
>>7176837
We all know that marmite is yuck, but we're talking about vegemite
I think I would like vegemite. I imagine it sort of tasting like that better than bullion stuff and you spread it on a sandwich. I may be completely wrong though.
I imagine vegemite tastes like those fruit leathers that the rich kids always had in thier lunches in elementary school. Really want to try it, especially because of that rocket power episode where They all go to Australia and Tito has hos dock hard about vegemite and that kiwi bird thing always steals it... Man im hammered, ICEHOUSE RULEZ!!
>>7177210
>bullion
>tfw currently eating vegemite off a spoon
Whats your problem?
>>7175195
I'm an amerilard and I like vegemite
Amercan here. What does this stuff taste like?
Australian here:
You're meant to put it on buttered toast and if it's your first time... It is meant to be a light spread. After a week or so of eating it like that you can add a little more.
>>7177892
It's just a bitter-salty-yeasty flavour.
>>7176837
It doesn't taste anything like playdoh...
>>7180269
Nope. 37 degrees in the house and just have a pedestal fan.
>>7175195
ayy it's you.
never tried vegemite before. what does it taste like?
>>7177911
>You're meant to put it on buttered toast
Stop being a pussy.
>Australians openly admit the best thing about their country is an overly-salty byproduct of beer
No wonder this country is such a shithole full of idiots
>>7175195
too salty tbqhfamima
>>7180363
The best thing about our country is marsupials. The second best thing about our country is most of the birds are good fighters. The third best thing is lemon myrtle.
>>7180363
>guaranteed (You)'s
who said it's the best thing australia has to offer? you're a fucken drongo, m8. get a dog up ya.
>>7180321
me too! we have so much in common. wanna make out?
>>7176184
That looks really good
>>7175195
I'm not a fan of vegemite, but I hate those videos when they eat like a whole mouthful of something that's supposed to be used in small amounts and then come to the conclusion that it's gross and people who like it must be crazy.
Vegemite and avo on toast is god tier.
>>7177267
>not spreading gold bullion on your toast in the morning
Poorfag detected
DO YA COME FROM A LAND DOWN UNDER
>>7175235
+1'd
>>7181350
Why is Australia's music industry so shitty that this is our only classic?
>>7176051
Closest thing is Bovril. For a while Bovril used yeast extract (same as Vegemite) as a beef replacement in order to cut costs.
>>7175195
Which are your front two teeth? Green or Red?
>>7180408
I'm cringing at your attempts to be ironic. It's obvious you're lonely.
>>7175195
>eating vegemite by the spoonful
That's just stupid.
Thinly spread on toast, over a bit of melted butter if you really can't handle it
>>7180640
That sounds good I fucking love soy sauce
>>7183370
yet, oddly enough, i'm not the one camwhoring for attention.
>>7176051
like soy sauce with spam accept very intense and salty.
>>7176051
I agree its very like soy sauce but with a yeasty flavour. Its actualy the bigle the builds up at the bottom of flasks after making beer.
>>7176124
kek all over again
Didn't she also post a pic of her nipple?
No this is the best "breakfast" spread. Yes, this one specifically - Kraft light. Natural peanut butter tastes too peanutty. Also, I find Kraft light pb to taste better a few days after opening.
>>7183362
I think three teeth are visible
>>7176184
Don't you have a bull to prep, truls?
>>7176818
what the FUck is thaimin?
Do you mean thiamine? Like the amino acid? Are you a Philosophy Major?
>>7185591
In the UK it's spelt 'thiamin'
This is for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww
>>7185598
doesn't matter, that poster wrote "thaiamin" also nobody writes amine as amin. This is organic 101
>>7185602
Because of course, a typo is much less likely than your elaborate conspiracy in which liberal social justice warriors are intentionally spelling it 'thaiamin'
Take your pills, amerilard. We don't want to read about another stress-related workplace shooting.
![pfi_14561_3[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/3lDgk7J.jpg "pfi_14561_3[1].jpg")
Out of the way, you aussie fucking plebs.
So it has been decided, Vegemite is the best breakfast spread. What is the best breakfast drink?
>>7186022
Tea
>>7186022
Vodka coffee
>>7186022
pedialyte
>>7175198
is that fucking off brand marmite?
>>7175234
Real Marmite is wayyy better... Vegemite is for poor people and colonials.
>>7186022
Petrol
>>7175195
If Vegemite tastes like Marmite, as I suspect it does, then it tastes great and it's just Americans being retards.
Will someone send me Bovril
>>7189865
>off brand marmite
It's New Zealand Marmite. It's legit (the history of Marmite/Marmite/Vegemite is odd and complex)
>>7191129
What are you supposed to do with Bovril? Do you spread it on toast? I have had people tell me you are supposed to mix it in hot water for a soup.
>>7191143
You are, genuinely, supposed to dilute it with hot water to make a drink.
A hot, beefy, drink.
You can also use it a liquid seasoning in soups, sauces or with meat.
>>7191120
More or less. It's like comparing corn flakes to Special K flakes.
>>7176051
They taste like the Marmite favour crisps.
>>7177192
Oh you wacky colonials. Your backwards ways are no end of amusement.
>>7180583
Tried it. Can confirm it is not godtier.
