"your welcome faggots"
- your friendly neighborhood bee
what happens after 3000 years? Does it rot?
shut the fuck up. you and your shitty species should inexplicably die
back in my day honey was honey none of this hfcs infused stuff they have now.
back in my day raw honey wasn't trendy it was the only honey there was
>>7174055
please take this down. not trying to be rude, but if not i am reporting it for copyright
>>7174055
>will not rot
>3,000 years
Why couldn't they just write "may remain edible indefinitely"?
My jar of honey says "BBE JAN 2015" on the lid.
What's all that about?
>>7174096
Best before means it is likely to have degraded in quality after that date. Products can be and usually are edible after their best before dates.
>>7174111
milk?
meat?
>>7174114
Those will have use by dates.
>>7174083
that's the worst copy pasta I've seen in a while
thank u based bee
>>7174117
milk will
meat usually just has a sell by date and its up to the purchaser to decide when its actually bad
Started beekeeping this year. Only one hive and thankfully they didn't split and make a new Queen or anything. They didn't produce a whole lot of excess but that's normal for the first year. I hope I'm able to harvest some next year.
Gonna turn most of it into mead.
>>7174114
Look at it.
Smell it.
Seem okay? Eat that shit.
>>7174119
Where did it even come from?
The new britbong law or something?
Fuck you, bee. There's a brand of honey sold here. They have multiple apiaries/hives throughout the area labeled by post code/zip code of origin. The one for my code tastes of what an empty lot smells like in the summer. It's not a good taste. So fuck you, local bee. Your honey is terrible and you ought to be ashamed.
>>7174150
I'd love to see pics of your operation and pick your brains in a new thread. Beekeeping fascinates me. I'm terrified of bees, can't be in a room with one, but I love honey and the whole hive politics thing.
>>7174096
to protect the company from lawsuits on the off chance you somhow get sick from it
>>7174071
>bees die
>crops don't get pollinated
>mass starvation occurs
>>7174071
Don't confuse based bees with wasps.
>>7174215
Monsanto's got us covered.
>>7174055
>your welcome faggots
>your welcome
>your
Fuck you. You're no spelling bee.
Anyone know how to recreate the flavor of honey WITHOUT honey?
I've been thinking about this for a while now, and it doesn't sound possible, but I want to try.
>>7174071
why do you hate bees?
why do you hate honey?
why are you such a faggot?
why can't you just kill yourself?
>>7174243
Melted sugar with floral notes and an ambience of bee bile.
>>7174071
Bees buzzing around a warm, flowering garden remind me of childhood innocence (before Uncle Rod anyway).
>>7174243
Put Karo syrup and Barenjager in a vagina and let it sit for a few weeks
>>7174080
yes and back in your day african americans couldn't use the same drinking fountains as white people, women weren't taken seriously for job applications, and gay people were regularly killed for no reason. it's 2015, just accept that the world is getting better.
>>7174257
That sounds like good way to get a yeast infection.
>>7174267
Yeah, but it's honey flavored.
Hell, let it sit longer and make mead.
>>7174261
In what ways is the world getting better, though?
>>7174261
You make a good point. I rarely find myself walking fifteen miles up-hill (both ways!) to get places.
God bless 2015.
>>7174261
>the world is getting better
Well you and I certainly differ on that opinion, nigger lover.
>>7174071
Dont bee so mean
![MAC28_JOHN_OLIVER01_POST[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cM86RnU.jpg "MAC28_JOHN_OLIVER01_POST[1].jpg")
>>7174261
>2015
NOT THE BEES
>>7174067
It turns back into a bee.
>>7174243
rice malt syrup. it also has an indefinite shelf life and will never rot. it also has much less fructose than honey.
It can also be used to heal wounds and as part of a skincare regime. Based bees.
>>7174261
>african americans couldn't use the same drinking fountains as white people
>african americans
>white people
Why do people do this? I mean if you're going to refer to people by their skin colour then why not refer to both groups by their skin colour. Black and white people. Likewise with using their origin; African Americans and (wherever) Americans.
>>7174261
>its 2015
bait
>>7174261
>it's 2015
Yeah, for another 2 weeks. What you gonna do then? You can't claim it's 2015 if it's 2016, you'll look like a jackass.
>>7174071
>>7174071
reminder that 1/3 of every bite you take depends on a bee
>>7174261
none of the things you listed are objective measures of progress in society.
>>7174261
2 0 1 5
0
1
5
>>7174261
decent bait, I'd give it a 6/10
>>7174085
that's a lot of big words, does it mean honey no rot?
>>7174513
>absolutely 2014+1
>becoming self aware
Stop
Guys. get this. A currency, backed by bees.
basically 1 bee coin is the perceived/caloric value humans receive from a single bee (from honey production, wax, polination, companionship) divided by the total population of bees.
There will be a governing body that releases a quarterly study on what value a single bee gives humans, and population studies are already conducted.
I could only see the value of beecoin going up, as if the bee population continues to decline, each bee will be worth more. But if bees are bred/modified to be more resilient, they will be more productive over time.
>>7174559
He who controls the bees controls the universe
>>7174559
Bee serious
>>7174559
And what happens if the bee-conomy collapses?
This sounds like the idea of a /b/-tard
>>7174513
yearposting was always done ironically retard
>>7174665
the bee-conomy collapses when the bees die
when the bees die we die
>>7174055
bee sex
>>7174114
You can freeze both before that and they will be good for months. But I wouldn't suggest drinking the thawed milk, but you can use it for cooking
>>7174261
this is some 2015 bait
TWENTY
FIFTEEN
>>7174171
Thank you Mrs. Skeletal!
Ask a beekeeper anything.
>>7174380
So
>Africans American for blacks
>British Convicts for australians
> British rejects for americans
>British for British
>yfw youre all british
>>7174889
Just what is a bee?
>>7174114
milk is fine about a week or two after it's best before date if it's well closed and always refrigerated
>>7174909
A miserable little pile of secrets.
>>7174919
Who does the bee's base belong to?
If bee's made minimum wage, a jar of honey would cost about $160,000. Bee's are fuckin bro's, m8.
>>7174889
On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk would you have to be to have sex with a bee?
![bald-headed-man-with-baseball-bat-in-his-hands-is-looking-angry-into-B0XB2G[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/SbVzBmD.jpg "bald-headed-man-with-baseball-bat-in-his-hands-is-looking-angry-into-B0XB2G[1].jpg")
>>7174695
>confusing condescension for irony
>2015
I seriously hope you guys don't do this.
>>7174055
they ain't my welcome faggots
>>7174380
>>>71741
Nice coded concern for how we refer to black people when your real problem is just with black people and that comment being in support of them.
>>7175077
you're paranoid and stupid.
thought you should know.
>>7174401
>>7174055
>>7174096
Big Bee Emerges, of course.
Have you seen any unusually large bees?
>>7175164
>Big Bee
Did he kill The Bee then? Is he making an Beeter Heaven?
>>7175128
lel that's one of the better ones.
>>7174543
no you faggot
>>7174513
>/pol/ came up with le john oliver maymay
You mean /tv/. Just because people are laughing at libtard logic doesn't mean they're /pol/.
>>7175077
Dem micro-aggressions, bra.
>>7174359
MY EYES!!!!
>>7174071
Nice try Mr. wasp
>>7174513
>thinking everyone did yearposting
Shiggy diggy doo, where are you, we got some implying to do now
>>7175664
>You mean /tv/
So another ebin spammed maymay shoehorned in at any opportunity to chalk up to the dank memester kiddie diddlers at /tv/.
>>7174150
>Started beekeeping this year
>Gonna turn most of it into mead
Congrats hipster
>>7174055
If kept dry, sugar also doesn't rot.
>>7174055
salt doesn't rot.
>>7178550
salt is a micro nutrient
salt contains 0 calories
all foods contain micronutrients
micronutrients cannot be food alone
ERGO
salt is not a food
it's comparable to iron
>>7178013
says the guy who has never achieved anything in his life.....
>>7178693
nice ad hominem
>>7174559
Back in my day, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on em.
Gimme 5 bees for a quarter you'd say
>>7177751
This would've been a great post without the "now" at the end
>>7179408
back in my days, nickels had rabbits on them
>>7179439
and then I forgot my pic, like the fucking retard that I am
>>7174185
>>7178001
Hey, don't you dare insult fine upstanding kiddie diddlers by comparing them to /tv/.
>>7174055
>20% water
>80% sugar
>Hygroscopic as a result
Nice meme
>>7179436
But "now" is part of the original Scooby Doo theme of which it parodies.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_C2HJvtRDY
>>7174080
Honey is basically mostly fructose naturally though...
>>7174559
DANCE! DANCE FO' YO' BEES!
