Looks like an aborted fetus.

>>7168484
>smoked turkey

Just eat ham. Same fucking thing. Way less work/time.

>>7168494
>liking ham over turkey
gtfo

I make my own

>1 gallon cold water
>1 cup kosher salt
>1 cup white sugar
>1 cup brown sugar
>1tbsp instacure #1
>brine 3 days
>rinse and pat dry
>season according to your taste, no salt.
>pepper, garlic, onion, paprika etc.
>smoke @200F with apple/hickory mix for 4-5hrs or until 165F

bretty good

>>7168484
had it a long time ago, was pretty good

>>7168484
No. It's about as good as you'll get from some county fair ground. It's Disney, did you really expect anything better?

I work for Disney; these things make me nauseous when I walk past them cooking.

>>7168580
Condolences anon!

>>7168585
I love my job, people are fucking nuts, but that's anything when working with the public.

>>7168580
Why would you be walking and cooking?

>>7168608
I'm walking past the area where they're cooking.

>>7168597
That's why I like working in the backoffice, it's pretty rare when we have to see clients or customers. Not Disney, fuck all working for them. Do they even hire white people anymore?

Is Hanoi Jane running Disney now?

>>7168671
Soy gringo.

>>7168494
not halal tbph

*Emu legs