What are the worst recipes you have seen?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
>>7165802
What the fuck is that
>>7166523
delicious food
>washer and dryer in the kitchen
what the shit lmao
I saw a recipe for chili once with a typo. instead of 1/4 teaspoon of pepper, it said to add 1/4 cup of pepper.
>>7166523
>he doesn't drink fish malk
>>7167017
Quite common, I think, in Europe.
If I had too much money, I'd be tempted to put a small washer and dryer in the kitchen to wash table cloths, cloth napkins, kitchen wash rags, and kitchen towels.
>>7167035
no it's not
>>7165802
It's a red flag when jack says it's a salad
>>7167269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUW_bXll6YM
>>7165802
fucking gross
>>7167071
It is in the UK and Ireland. Do the rest of you faggots put your washing machines in the living room or something?
>>7167318
I'm from the Midwest in the US and have a dedicated laundry room. genuinely curious about this now.
>>7167321
I'm in NY. My washer and dryer are in the kitchen.
>>7167272
>HEAPING tablespoons
I've got a 60's-70's jell-o cookbook with such classics like
Ring around the tuna
Old-Fashioned Jell-o Cole Slaw
Jell-o Ham salad De-luxe
and Quick Jell-o Tomato Mold
A hidden Ja/ck/ thread, well done servant of the King
>>7167349
Will you share it please?
>>7167451
I'll get a couple up, but I'd be taking photos with a potato
>>7167512
Some faggots have nice big fancy houses with separate fancy laundry rooms like they're Lord Lardi da. I bet the have black maids scrubbing out the shit stains. Well not all of us can afford such extravagant luxury, some of us keep our laundry contraptions in the kitchen where the wife can cook and do the laundry at the same time, giving her more time for cleaning and shopping. So fuck your laundry room for faggits.
>>7167432
Jack is love
Jack is life
>>7167451
>>7167349
Jell-O Tuna Salad
"Tuna at it's best - in a well seasoned salad that stays fresh until served"
1 pkg (3 oz.) Jell-O Lemon, Lemon-Lime, or Lime Gelatin
1/4 teaspoon Salt
1 Cup Boiling water
3/4 Cup Cold Water
1 Tablespoon Lemon Juice
1/2 Cup Mayonaise
1 teaspoon grated onion
1/2 cup chopped cucumber
1 can (7 oz) tuna, drained and flaked
1/4 cup sliced stuffed olives
2 tablespoons chopped pimiento
Dissolve Jell-O gelatin and salt in boiling water. blend in cold water, lemon juice, mayonaise, and grated onion. Chill until very thick. Fold in remaining ingredients. Pour into a 1 quart mold or serving bowl. Chill until firm. Unmold onto salad greens, Serve with additional mayonaise if desired. Makes about 4 cups.
"Jell-O Tuna Salad (page 70)-mayo makes the salad creamy"
I'm so glad these didn't catch on.
>>7167547
Ham Salad De Luxe
"A hearty salad of ham, peas and celery in well seasoned Jell-O"
2 packages (3 oz. each) Jell-O brand salad gelatin- celery or mixed vegetable flavor
1/2 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon onion salt
2 Cups boiling water
1 1/2 cups cold water
2 tablespoons vinegar
1 1/2 cups diced cooked ham
1 cup cooked peas
1/2 cup sliced celery
Dissolve salad Jell-O and salts in boiling water. Add cold water and vinegar. Chill until very thick. Add ham, peas, and celery; pour into 1 1/2 quart mold. Chill until firm, Unmold.
Makes five cups or 5 entree servings
![anigif_enhanced-9754-1409344312-11[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/okn4yT5.gif "anigif_enhanced-9754-1409344312-11[1].gif")
>>7165802
>vtmb
>>7166523
a mess
>>7167563
Old fashioned Jell-O™ Coleslaw
"Creamy cole slaw stays fresh and flavorful in a tangy gelatin mold"
1 package (3 oz.) Jell-O™ Salad Gelatin- Celery or Mixed Vegetable Flavor
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup boiling water
1 tablespoon vinegar
1/2 cup cold water
1/2 cup mayonnaise
1/2 cup sour cream
1 teaspoon grated onion
1 tablespoon prepared mustard
3 cups shredded cabbage
2 tablespoons pimiento
1 tablespoon parsley
Dissolve Salad Jell-O™ and salt in boiling water. Add vinegar and cold water; then stir in remaining ingrediants, blending well. Chill until slightly thickened. Pour into a 1-quart mold or individual molds. Chill until firm. Unmold
makes 3 1/2 cups or 6-8 side salads
>>7165802
the guy has no idea on how to use whip cream, what the fuck
>>7167593
Cauliflower Radish Salad
"A colorful jewel of a salad that will crown your meal regally"
1 package (3 oz.) Jell-O™ Salad Gelatin- Celery or Mixed Vegetable Flavor
1 Cup boiling water
2 teaspoons vinegar
1/2 tray (7-10) ice cubes
3/4 cups chopped raw cauliflower
1/4 cup sliced radishes
2 teaspoons grated onion
1/4 teaspoon salt
Dissolve Salad Jell-O™ in boiling water. Add vinegar and ice; stir in until thickened about 3 minutes. Remove unmelted ice. Mix vegetables and salt; add to gelatin. Spoon into individual molds. Chill until firm. Unmold.
Makes 2 1/2 cups
>>7167621
Tangy Cabbage Salad
"A flavorful, softly-set vegetable relish to serve with meats"
1 package (3 oz.) Jell-O™ Salad Gelatin- Celery or Mixed Vegetable Flavor
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 cup boiling water
1 1/2 cups cold water
2 teaspoon vinegar
2 tablespoons prepared horseradish
1 1/2 cups shredded cabbage
1 tablespoon chopped pimiento
1/4 cup chopped dill pickle
3 drops tabasco sauce
Dissolve salad gelatin and salt in boiling water. Add cold water and vinegar. Chill until slightly thickened; add remaining ingredients. Pour into serving bowl; chill. Makes 3 cups
>>7167035
Very common in the UK. Laundry rooms do exist, though.
>>7167512
>I'd be taking photos with a potato
If you can take photos with JLaw, you definitely should.
>>7167318
Midwest USA here, the washer & dryer in my house are in nook set into the bathroom. Which is really nice because you can throw dirty cloths straight into the washer before I shower, and grab clean ones from the dryer after. Saves time on the whole folding cloths & putting them away thing.
>>7167318
No, we have dedicated laundry rooms because we're not poor.
>>7168448
Thankyou Jack
>>7168448
>that copious neck fat
>that stupid goatee
>those sunken eyes
>that fuckin tongue
It could only be Ja/ck/
>>7167272
>TWO HEAPING TABLESPOONS OF MAYO
>>7167272
this is a nightmare
>>7170111
>>7170418
It's great, It's a great job
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eO6e5k6Vvnc
>>7170489
How is this man popular? Yeah, i'll totally just chuck this undercooked bullshit in the microwave to just top off it's wankness.
>>7167272
Since everyone's mentioned the fucking heaping tablespoons of mayo, I'd like to point out that giant fucking Disney mug.
>>7167272
>he put the spoon back in the "salad" after tasting it
>mfw
>>7170618
I thought he was just a /ck/ meme. I am truly depressed how much attention Jack gets and I can only hope his viewers are also watching Jack for cringe value/
>>7165802
What the....what the FUG??
FUCK YOU AUNT MYRNA!
https://youtu.be/a40hnD_nSSE
This bitch and other vegans who do shit like this really grind my gears. Stop referring to raw shit as other foods. This is not mashed potatoes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bOt-y4RbpA
>>7171400
sounds dry as fuck
>>7171400
>no oil or fat of any kind with a dry vegetable
>"it's actually good for you!"
until you're so weak from a lack of calories that you can't cough up the dry cauliflower you're choking on
>>7171411
Seriously almost every single one of her videos is just taking seeds and veggies and putting them in a blender and slapping them together and referring to them as other things. Theres no point. People who want to eat potatoes are going to eat potatoes.
>>7171427
Apparently she has had eating disorders in the past. Gee I wonder why. If you're going to eat raw theres still so much more you can do than this. And you should own up to it instead of turning it into a Frankenstein creation for youtube views.
>>7171434
i've noticed a lot of e-famous vegans have had serious troubles in their past. it's sad, but i guess it's better than being super obese.
>>7171400
What is with the oversaturated colors...
>>7167017
In my shit 2 bd apartment I had that.
Nice extra counterspace
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I2rFbrAS1gM
His most delicious recipe yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4nXXCI5AM
>>7172078
Entertaining!
>>7167272
>I don't want to be on the video.
>Okay, I won't put you in the video.
What a dick.
>>7170489
>Look how juicy this raw meat is!
>>7171536
It's to make the food look "alive" and vibrant.
>>7172078
>Little know fact: all chickens are baby turkeys.
Fuckin' kek.
>>7172794
Yum.
>>7171400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gopVrZVMofU
I really resent this person.
>>7172958
Yeah she's a moron.
>>7165802
Wait, do Americans buy cream that is already whipped?
They don't buy cream and whip it themselves?
>>7172982
>They don't buy cream and whip it themselves?
Some probably do but you can buy pre-whipped.
You can get it in the UK too.
>>7172982
We do both. There's Cool Whip, as you've seen above. Then there's the aerosol stuff.
Most people I know don't whip their own cream, but it's not like it's unheard of over here.
>>7172958
>has avocado
>fat free
what
>>7172973
someone ought to present her with some Fully Raw cassava
>>7173015
I've got something she can eat raw.
>>7173019
ayyyyyyy
>>7172958
im dying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDGKEiKZxdw
>>7172794
"I don't know how to grow garlic."
It's practically weed, you fat fuck. I couldn't rid my garden of it if I tried.
>>7172794
This guy is rad.
Jack did one good thing, and that was film him talking instead of himself.
>>7173024
Jelly-filled are my fav!
>>7173024
This is weird.
>>7172794
tfw finally noticed by senpai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yj4nXXCI5AM the only tasty thing jack's ever posted
>>7173443
Jack is such a salty little bitch.
>>7165802
I've tried to like this guy. But there is just something about him that makes me LOATHE him.
>>7173664
No one likes Jack. Not his family, not his church, not the Food Network, nobody.
can someone please direct me to the Jack appearance on food network where he cries? i really want to show someone
>>7165802
I feel like she just took whatever crap she had laying around and stuffed it all in a pot.
>>7171400
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNgA06xE_Ng
Now if only I could find the guy who pretends to jizz while eating a shitty raw soup.
>>7173708
vid dot me slash CookingWithJack
its not on the food network btw
>>7172794
>How to make your own laundry detergent.
>Step 1: Mix laundry detergent with water and boil it.
Is this video fucking serious?
>>7172958
>keep in mind, if you don't feel comfortable using sun-dried tomatoes...
Veganism is a mental illness.
>>7167566
>your chest starts to hurt
That sounds like she needs a doctor appointment
>>7172958
She's hot, but not Laura Miller hot
>>7165802
Jesus fucking Christ that's disgusting
I sincerely hope for the sake of the human race that Jack's bloodline stops at Jack Jr.
>>7174124
Don't worry it will. Jack Jr. is obviously gay. Make sure to comment on all of Jack's videos that he is a wonderful father for accepting his son's alternative lifestyle choices.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDGqtjcyxlQ&index=1&list=FLC7g8ihbPR2YXmhhOd_CH7A
Has this been posted yet?
>>7165802
What is the OP picture from?
Seems oddly familiar.
>>7174680
u fukkin wut
>>7174708
HIGH TEST
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>>7172958
Nobody tell her that Paprika is always roasted or smoked
>>7171398
That sound when he squishes the pie with his belly sounds like he shit his pants with juicy diarrhea
>>7165802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pPNOJWg5rU
>>7174804
>tfw you have no qt3.14 dimwit waifu
>>7174685
You posted a playlist of your favorite videos, THE FUNHOUSE NEVER STOPS
>>7174694
It's a Malkavian. Don't know the artist.
>>7175232
What's a Malkavian?
>>7175334
I'm afraid I can't answer that. It would be a Masquerade violation.
Also, I think it's important kids in this day and age know how to use a search engine.
>>7167531
You sound mad, resentful pauper much?
>>7170489
This will never not make me want to vomit
>>7175834
Wouldn't want a Marmelade violation
>>7167035
Dryers are not terribly common in UK households, but ya, I lived in a house with the washing machine in the kitchen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKxhI4I5kq8
HELLO WILDCATS
>>7172994
I've never had an aerosol one with a proper mouthfeel.
I always have a cheap sterilized carton of cream in the fridge for if I want whipped cream and I didn't anticipate it in time to get fresh. Wack it with a blending rod for 10 seconds and done.
>>7172982
No we work full time so we dont have time to whip our own cream
>>7165802
Anything on this channel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuMkW35BwK8
>>7173720
Did I literally just watch her eat an ikea tub of lettuce in under 2 hours??????
>>7177398
I find these pretty interesting. You can't really blame them for being dog shit recipes when its literally
>recipes from the great depression
>>7167017
Inthe UK, there was an architectural standard, that doesn't allowed electricity in the bathrooms. Sry for my bad English
>>7172078
You known, he is an entertainer, not a chef, nor a bodybuilder
>>7177398
this looks great you evil nigger
>>7171461
>i guess it's better than being super obese
It really, really isn't. You ever try to fight a fatfuck? You can't win. Your punches just sink into the fat. Vegans tend to break in a strong wind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_QDuRU9b9Yw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdnQ0nO3AcY
>Not defrosting your steak by lighting it on fire on the toilet rim
>>7177999
>architectural standard
Funny way to say "attempt to legislate suicide away", tripsman.
just the most overthought festering corpse of a dish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BfahbXepYs
>>7168986
im about dat liyfe 2
>>7173024
shes corny as fuck and i bet that "donut" (sad excuse really) is pretty shit to eat. her poor future lover has gotta pretend to like this shit . i mean, if ur gonna be raw vegan eat a fuckin apple, dont turn it into a copy of a confectionary. embrace the lifestyle fully. forget the past
>>7172958
when u realize her neck and face color are so different due to makeup it looks so weird like her face is bouncing around on a green screen body or something.. cant be unseen. im high .
>>7173024
I want to go fully raw on her jelly donut
>>7178053
>We're going to create... almost a cappuccino.
What the fuck is he doing?
>>7178053
That dish looks like ebola but what the fuck is wrong with the cameraman? Why the fuck are all the shots such intense closeups of the food.
>>7165802
I'd expose her Masquerade, if ya know what I mean.
>>7165802
>all those vegetables
Lol, do murifats really eat like this?
>>7179166
it's a drawn figure that looks like a 12 year old
unless you're a vampire hunter. but you're probably just a pedo.
>>7179312
Yes.
Source: I am American and obese and I refuse to interact with nonfats
>>7178053
>this looks good so far, why are people complaining?
>then comes the oranges
>then the foam sauce
>>7167432
I'm gonna need some Jack highlights ASAP, do I make myself clear cadet?
>>7180896
vid dot me slash CookingWithJack
>>7167272
>wipes his mouth with a kitchen cloth
Eeew, what the fuck.
BAMP FOR CRINGE VIDS
I don't really get it, I decided to check out his channel and the video I saw didn't seem that bad.
>>7165802
Everything on Cooking with Jack is awful to painfully mediocre. I keep on trying to like him, but I just can't. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6h4Oho6uoQ
>2 tall jars of tostito's salsa
>It's a "Jack causes tension between American-English relations
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUMiZKyM6AA
Never 5get.
>"fridgerator"
I get triggered every damn time.
>>7177398
grandma no
we have real food now
>>7178053
Honestly it probably tastes awesome not going to lie.
>>7183122
combining things in cans with Jack
>>7183122
'juice' just wtf almost barfed
>>7167272
So as someone who's never had pork and beans before, is what Jack says correct?
Does that can literally have only beans and one cube of pork fat in it?
>>7174680
He's definitely getting DPd by the two nigs.
>>7165802
>Every ingredient comes out of a package
>>7174719
Wut.
>>7184297
It's a /fit/ thing, it means high testosterone.
>>7168995
actually it's because americans need more space for their giant fridges
>>7184332
True.
This one for after dinner mints.
Pic related.
>Aspic mackerel
This is a joke recipe for a Swedish youtube channel, very fun if you know Swedish or just like seeing people recoil in horror.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98r-AIsw0Ik
>>7184372
>This kills the dinner guest
You know that little thing about contacting poison control if you swallow tooth paste? Yeah... this might be a good time to call them.
Post more jack pls
>>7184372
The best part is that toothpaste is WAY more expensive than some mints.
>>7185075
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLTynG9aVvE
"make sure they've skinned the salmon for you wherever you get your meat from. don't deal with the skin have them take it off for you"
*proceeds to cook salmon twice*
>>7165802
>just cut out a little section
>its an 8th of the pan
???
>>7167531
>big fancy houses
every freaking house in the third world hole that is Mexico has a laundry room.
>>7185075
Here's some top shelf cringe bruh..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQOnMVnstfE
>>7165802
You can see the muscles near his nose retract at about 6:30.
He's involuntarily showing disgust.
>>7185254
>Getting rid of the salmon skin
>Not just descaling it and making it crispy
>That overcrowding the pan
>That uncoordinated flip (even with tongs)
>White wine, vinegar and mustard
>Cooking the fish twice
Jack is so awful.
Ever since someone in one of these threads mentioned Jack's fake "COVERING MY MOUTH WHILE GIGGLING AND GUSHING OVER THE FOOD" thing, I can't stop getting triggered by it.
>>7165802
>"I don't recommend you using imitation whipped cream"
>Uses Cool Whip
Isn't Cool Whip fake whipped cream?
>>7185730
Yes, it doesn't contain any cream.. well maybe less than 1%. It's mostly hydrogenated vegetable oil
>>7185734
Thanks!
I don't think it's even available in my country and I only it from Family Guy (Cool Hwip).
What would you actually use Cool Whip/hydrogenated vegetable oil for?
>>7185751
It's an alternative, some people like the taste better, it has a much thicker/denser consistency.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OSFEw3nXiI0
Is Jack getting fatter these days?
>dat disgusting heavy mouthbreathing
>>7186261
He is definitely gaining weight you can see it in his face and what remains of his neck. How far has he fallen since his P90X days? He was probably 275lbs in this pic, but now I'd say he is pushing 325lbs or more
>>7183122
"meat or no meat in chili?"
He has to be messing with us.
>>7185254
>uQOnMVnstfE
> "I try an stay away from seafood"
I would have never guessed.
Last I checked Google doesn't hire morons, so is Jack some sort of idiot savant?
You mean the best?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WwGn7085gZo
>>>7167272
>>TWO HEAPING TABLESPOONS OF MAYO
>>7170118
Wtf why is there so much more pepper than salt in the shakers when this dude having a stroke
>>7186568
He already had one, fampai: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg
>>7177398
RIP
>>7186359
Jack looks like he'd be a big fat guy, but when you see him in relation to some of the knves, he's like 5'7 or something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufdEtzSGJz4
>he doesn't eat lumpy BEH CHA MEHL and three tons of cheese
>>7186575
>strokes are caused by caffeine
>epic
![[MystVortex] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 05 [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_03.40_[2015.12.15_18.03.26].png](https://i.imgur.com/dFsz88p.png "[MystVortex] Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun - 05 [720p][AAC].mp4_snapshot_03.40_[2015.12.15_18.03.26].png")
>>7165802
>tfw watched my roommate put a stick of butter into the rice cooker
>>7186592
>I have to retrain my cooks when they start to work with me
>180 replies
>Ctrl+F "wanda"
>Ctrl+F "sara"
>Ctrl+F "embed" and double-check all the vids
/Ck/, you have failed this day... At least you got Marie's Italian Tomato Sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA
>>7186788
That's because Ja/ck/ has surpassed Sara and Marie
>>7186791
It's impossible to surpass Sara. If one did they would be a planetary body rivaling the Earth and a great cataclysm would ensue as the gravitational pulls fought for dominance.
Also, as bad as Jack's dishes are, they're more a normal "Ugh" than anything. Wanda's Macaroni Salad is off the charts.
>>7186797
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf_W7As6xbk
If that is normal to you then call the police and tell them your parents are terroists
>>7165802
Aunt Myrna is fucking insane.
>>7165802
he definitely didnt even like it! the camera cut before he took a second bite!
>>7167017
>Confirmed for never having left his house to experience anything outside of his safe little basement bubble world.
>>7186803
I've seen it. It's pretty dreadful but it's still not LITERALLY A BOWL OF SUGAR AND MAYONNAISE.
There was a shitty local cooking show years ago where some white guy made chinese food. One recipe he showed was "chinese soup" which consisted of some mushrooms, water, soysauce, sesame oil, pepper, and some green onions. He just kept adding soy sauce to flavor it and it turned completely dark.
>>7173024
retarded. not filling. expensive af
>>7172913
S'ok. He didn't eat the red part.
>>7173024
fucking sutpid privileged white and white washed women
THOSE ARE NOT JELLY DONUTS OR EVEN DONUTS
TOFU TURKEY IS NOT MOTHERFUCKING TURKEY
FUCK FUCK FUUUUUUCCCCCCCKKK
>>7185644
>let me dull this ceramic knife by cutting FUCKING WOOD with it
>>7173024
Jesus Christ is this cringy.
>Real donuts are filled with "chemicals"
Fucking everything is "chemicals" you dumb bitch
>My vegan donuts are low in fat.
Do you have any idea what a shitload of sugar is in all that fruit, guess what that turns into after eating these things.
God, she's so fucking brainwashed.
>>7185644
I'm no Sodastream fanatic but even I scoffed at this "review".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vcZ6dLXrtw
>>7165802
I've heard of people cooking salmon & other things in their dish washer.
I'm sure it's fine but the thought of it freaks me out
>>7187373
I've tried it, it actually comes out almost perfect. would recommend
>>7183122
I love this clown
>>7187155
Jack doesn't seem to understand how basic chemistry works
>>7186568
I'm saving this picture ha hahahahaha
>>7165802
>>7187155
>that little laugh at 2:27
lol
>>7187873
Apparently he also doesn't know how to:
>Read instructions thoroughly
>Remember the very simple instructions he does read for more than a second
>Understand the basics of testing something
>Generally use common sense
I mean, anyone that has ever had soda in a glass with that much ice knows that the melting ice almost immediately flattens the soda.
He even gets massive foam and fizz inside the bottle that hadn't been in the ice.
But despite still he's like:
"Durr.. no fizz".
>>7167272
>the fucking slap chop
If you niggas think you've seen shit-tier Jack, you haven't seen this.
>Being a Youtube """""chef"""""
>Can't use a portable cooktop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2i8D5QdgGw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yq7_s8Y6uG8
>grilled cheese
>egg microwaved in vegetable oil
>microwaved turkey bacon
>a single struggle slice
>bread fried in vegetable oil and flour
>grilled cheese
Comfy video though. And the old man making it seems like a nice man. No bully him in comments please, it'll make me sad.
>>7188376
>Not being able to read into this
This video is 100% feels m7.
>Wife of 50 years dies
>Suddenly left to fend and cook for himself
>Makes videos like that and other "bachelor" meals
>His soulmate isn't there to make his bread just as golden brown as he likes it
>>7173024
why did she point to her vag when she said 'jelly'
>>7188395
>Wife of 50 years dies
I'd probably kill myself. I didn't realize that's what happened to him.
>>7184323
I know, /fit/izen here, we only use it to talk about girls though
>>7188365
>that fucking "commercial" for his other show at 6:58
>BLEEBLEEBLEEBLEE OO-OOOOH!
Where the fuck did he find that music?
What channel was that insanely fucking fat woman again?
>>7188470
Tbf that's my headcanon and i'm not changing it.
His Q and A's are pretty awesome.
>>7188470
>he is basically a master-level troll.
this
>people used to put flour on their sandwiches before fast food companies made them dumb
i chuckled
>>7188483
https://www.youtube.com/user/junklovers
>>7165802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ywTcBSXAiQ
The only way to get Jack levels of so moist without getting food poisoning.
>>7177398
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk
now watch it with this in tab
>>7188376
He also puts raisins in his mac n cheese. Tom is an innovator.
>>7188376
>flour on the bread
>>7167272
>two heaping tablespoons
He mayo may not die of heart failure one of these days.
>>7189087
sans plz
>>7189018
>Be fat manlet
>Wear baggy 3/4 shorts
>Long t-shirts
>Backwards caps
>Have a stupid goatee
I'm impressed that he ruined his van with logos for his garbage sauces though.
>>7171400
>fully raw mashed potatoes, only this dish doesn't have potatoes in it!
She was dropped on her head as a baby.
>>7172958
>it's a salad with some spice in it
Eat whatever the fuck you want but don't pretend it's chili.
>>7165802
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KofI6ocTLE8
>>7173024
>if Pinterest was a person
>>7189092
Check your reading comprehension, my friend. I wasnt talking about Jack on the go but how tubby he looks without an apron on
LOOK AT HIM
>>7189334
I'd still tap that.
To be spitroasted between him and Joey is my ultimate fantasy, no joke.
>>7189280
Hi Loafy Molasses
>>7189351
Fuck me that fat-guy-tick that Loafy does where he sort of flaps his arms/rolls his shoulder joints because he's conscious of his shirt riding up his armpits to soak up an ocean of sweat annoys me way more than it should.
>>7171427
>it's like mashed potatoes
>but it's actually healthy
this poor bitch is actually fucked in her head... How is a baked then smashed potatoe unhealthy for you unless it's literally all you eat?
>>7188530
colin makes some neat shit despite acting like a faggot all the time
>>7173736
Holy shit
>>7165802
>whole thing of cream cheese
>whole thing of cool whip
oh lawd reekris
>>7189430
I got a christmas bonus and I was thinking of ordering his sauce for DANK meme reasons, but I'm also an Ausfag so I'm sure shipping will be a cunt.
What do?
>>7189430
How tall is Jack?
>>7187060
when people say 'chemicals' they are referring to a specific subset of potentially harmful chemicals ie questionable food additives in your Twinkies. so taking it 100% literal and being all "hurr everything is chemicals" EVERY GODDAMN TIME the word is used just broadcasts to everyone what an autismo you are.
>>7189457
Jack Jr is 5'8 according to his football stats and those tend to be inflated in the HS level, and he's about as tall as Jack with shoes on, so 5'7 MAX.
>>7189466
>whole sentence missing
Thanks enter key.
I meant to say 5'7 MAX but he's probably 5'5-6.
>>7189440
He stopped shipping internationally because "the bottles always break" when he does.
